Chapter 42: Wenqu Xingzhao [Ask for Subscription]
The more Wang Tian listened, the more wrong he became, what kind of people breathed fire, spit water, and played monkeys! What kind of stuff is this? Who told her? This is too misleading! So Wang Tian asked earnestly: "Zhenying, who told you this?"
Li Zhenying pursed her lips, tilted her head, looked at the ceiling with a cute look, thought about it and said: "There are a lot of people, Lu'er said, Brother Muzha said, Brother Jinzha also said, Well, Brother Nezha is the most unreliable, he told me that someone killed people in the live broadcast, and said that I can't enter the live broadcast room until I grow up, and I can't learn badly." Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info really, always treat me as a child, and I'm not stupid. Murder is a crime, who dares to kill in front of the world. Brother Nezha must have lied to me......"
When Wang Tian heard this, he really shouted for Nezha, and it was really a word of loyalty, but with Nezha's experience, Wang Tian naturally would not fall into the pit again. So he said earnestly: "Yes, Nezha is lying to you! Let me tell you, what about the live broadcast room, in fact, it doesn't mean anything, it's just spitting fire, spitting water, and some people playing monkeys, dancing big knives, and breaking boulders on their chests, it's not uncommon at all! You see, I went in for a while, and then I came out, just because it was too boring. ”
"Is it really just fire-breathing, spitting water, and playing with big knives?" Li Zhenying's eyes widened, and she asked with a look of curiosity and surprise.
Wang Tian suddenly found that something was wrong, it seemed that he, an old driver who had been popular for decades, had been deceived by a novice driver!
Sure enough, Li Zhenying giggled and said, "Zixiao giggled, I lied to you, no one told me about the live broadcast room at all." My dad wouldn't let me know, and forbade anyone to tell me what was going on, which I guessed. But I'm smart, what can I do in the live broadcast room? It's not those things? Giggle......"
Wang Tian looked at the sky speechlessly, he, an old driver who had been driving for decades, was fooled by such a cute little thing, shame!
Thinking of this, Wang Tian breathed a sigh of relief, and when he looked up, he saw that there was an eye on the door looking at it, and when he saw Wang Tian looking over, the other party hurriedly ran away!
"It's over, women are so gossipy, why do I think I'm going to be over-tuck?"
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Sure enough, after Wang Tian walked out with Li Zhenying the next day, he saw Lu'er's strange eyes, and the people who went in to clean up the house looked at him obediently, as if they were looking at little monsters...... Well, to be precise, it's like a little fool......
"See? It's that little guy who was deceived by a simple lady. ”
"Really? Miss can deceive people? It's so strange. ”
"Miss is only a little over a month old, and she should be very proud of deceiving someone. ”
"It is said that he deceived him again, and the young lady didn't know that she had deceived someone. Today's children are so smart, they deserve to be the descendants of the gods......"
"yes, both little ones have similar IQs. ”
"Almost......" Wang Tian looked at the side, the cute soft girl, he had an urge to die! Are these people so boring? In the early morning, a man and a woman are in the same room, and then walk out hand in hand, you don't discuss advanced genetics issues, discuss this kind of gossip! How boring is this! Is this doubtful of his ability as a man?
Thinking of this, Wang Tian felt his little pencil and shook his head slightly, seeming to ...... He really can't do anything bad, and the tools for committing the crime are not sound!
"No, I want to cultivate, I want to advance!" Wang Tian roared in his heart, if he remembered correctly, it was very simple for the children of the Immortal Family to grow up, just cultivate and then use mana to mature themselves!
Just when Wang Tian was so indignant, he was hugged by someone.
But it was Lu'er who hugged Wang Tian and Li Zhenying together, and said with a smile: "Little master, miss, it's time to have breakfast, Madame is already waiting for you." ”
Wang Tian only felt that the body behind him was soft and warm, and suddenly narrowed his eyes comfortably, and said in his heart: "It's good to be a child...... Hehe...... "Immediately forgot the oath just now."
In Wang Tian's imagination, the breakfast at King Tota's house must be delicacies from the mountains and the sea, and delicious delicacies gathered together! Not to mention eating dragons and phoenixes, at least there must be a thousand-year-old king! What is the result......
"Drink porridge?" Wang Tian looked at the bowl of porridge in front of him, and tears were about to come out! He was the richest man in the fairy world, and he drank porridge for breakfast? Although he hadn't eaten much for a long time, in Jieshi Mountain, he was always pulled by Bixiao to feed goat's milk and milk. However, he has eaten a lot of good things! Originally, he came with infinite reverie and longing, and this is the result?
"Why don't you eat it?" Yin Shi Niang asked with concern when she saw Wang Tian in a daze again.
Wang Tian sighed twice.
Yin Shi Niang said: "Add a meat dish to you?"
Wang Tian nodded hurriedly, no meat, no joy! No meat can eat?
Yin Shi Niang smiled, her hand flipped over, and there was an extra egg in front of Wang Tian!
Wang Tian looked at Yin Shi Niang who was smiling, and then looked at Li Zhenying, who was also reluctant to drink porridge, but was fed by Lu'er one bite at a time.
Sighing, Wang Tiandao: "That's it, it's a shame that I brought my own dry food!"
After speaking, Wang Tian's hand flipped over, and a golden thigh appeared in his hand, still hot, butter sprinkled, and the fragrance was overflowing!
Wang Tian took a bite without hesitation and said with a smile: "Hmm...... This is the best taste, haha......"
Seeing this, Yin Shi Niang was a little speechless, she was too familiar with this thigh, is this clearly the hind leg of the golden lion at the door...... Faced with Wang Tian's behavior of eating other people's pets' hind legs in front of the owner, Yin Shi Niang didn't know what to say.
At this moment, Li Zhenying shouted: "Roasted thighs?! Zixiao gurgles, Zhenying wants to eat it too!"
Wang Tian was not stingy, with a wave of his hand, he cut off a large piece of thigh meat and put it in Li Zhenying's bowl, Li Zhenying did not dislike greasy, and picked it up and gnawed it, and for a while, the little face was full of oil......
Yin Siniang couldn't stand it anymore, so she took a handkerchief to help wipe her little face, and then helped her with a piece of meat. Crying and laughing, he said, "Zixiao, you love meat so much?"
Wang Tiandao: "Men, if you don't eat meat, won't you become a woman?" But then again, the meat of the golden lion is really good, and it is wasted as an ornament at the door of your room, and the back kitchen is where they should go." ”
When Li Zhenying heard that there was something delicious, she immediately raised her chopsticks and shouted, "Agreed!"
Wang Tian's voice is not small, Li Zhenying's voice is also not small, and the golden lion, as a foreign beast, naturally has excellent ear power. Hearing Wang Tian say this, he only felt that his legs were weak, he almost collapsed, and even had the idea of whether to run away from home.
Fortunately, Yin Shi Niang was kind, glared at Wang Tian and Li Zhenying, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, the golden lion is our family's Rui beast, how can it be used to eat meat? ”
"Uh, there are still meat sellers in Heavenly Court?" Wang Tian was stunned.
Yin Shi Niang said with a smile: "The fairy's leisurely is not a meal style and dew, the so-called food style and drink dew is a slogan shouted by those people who want to get rid of the grains, clothing, food, housing, and diseases." has become an immortal, and the pursuit of nature is different. Everyone is more particular about eating, drinking, and playing. Otherwise, why do you do nothing, why do you live so long?"
Wang Tian nodded, and said in his heart: "It makes sense! Those who say at every turn that immortals have no seven emotions and six desires, and don't eat the fireworks of the world, are absolutely stupid! Don't eat anything, don't drink, don't pick up girls, don't have fun, why do you live for so long? Don't be funny, life is so long, it is impossible to endlessly comprehend the way of heaven twenty-four hours a day......
Yin Shi Niang continued: "So, the Heavenly Court is divided into the Inner Court and the Outer Court, and the Inner Court is also the place where the Lingxiao Treasure Hall is located, which is the place where the main god deliberates, and it is also the core of the Heavenly Court. The outer courtyard includes the main god's mansion, the god street, the moon palace, the West Kunlun and other places. The inside of this heavenly court is like a world, and it is not much different from the outside. ”
For the first time, Wang Tian had a new understanding of Heavenly Court, and in his impression, Heavenly Court should be the existence of the Forbidden City, where the emperor eats, drinks, works, and raises women. Now, it seems, it's not the same thing...... This is simply the place where the emperor took his civil servants to eat, drink, and enjoy Qingfu...... Comparing the two, Wang Tian came to a new conclusion: immortals are more corrupt than people!
At the end of breakfast, Lu'er carried Wang Tian and Li Zhenying out of the Li Mansion one by one, there was already a carriage waiting at the door, and the horse pulled was white, with wings on its back, just like a unicorn in the West, but unfortunately there was no unicorn, but the place of the divine horse was not necessarily worse than the unicorn. This is the universal means of transportation of the Heavenly Court, the Pegasus.
The carriage is just an ordinary carriage, with some avenue textures on it to ensure the stability of the body, as well as warm in winter and cool in summer, no motion sickness, etc......
As for the material, it seems to be just ordinary Kunlun wood, which is not a precious thing.
Midori drove the carriage, and the Pegasus flapped its wings and ran up with a bang. Seeing this, Wang Tian rolled his eyes and said, "Lu'er, is this Tianma too fat, and the wings are very strong, why don't you go to the sky?"
"Puff......" Midori was amused and said with a smile: "This is the Heavenly Court, Pegasi are forbidden to fly, Pegasus flapping their wings just to make it faster." ”
Wang Tian pouted and said, "Then why do you get a winged Pegasus? Just get two donkeys and it's over, it's all running anyway......"
Lu'er shook her head, knowing that she couldn't get anything to do with Wang Tian.
However, Wang Tian had a new idea, the place where the gods pulled the wind was to be able to fly, but now they can't fly, so ...... Wang Tian suddenly laughed.
Soon, the carriage heard in front of a tall school, Wang got out of the carriage, and when he looked up, he saw a big black plaque hanging above, with four big characters written: Wenqu Xingzhao!
Wang Tian looked at it and frowned, what kind of thing is this? It stands to reason that it shouldn't be a so-and-so school, a grass hall, or a school, and it should almost come to a so-and-so university......, right? I don't understand!