Chapter 43: The Scumbag Teacher of the Top Bag [Asking for Subscription]

Wang Tian glanced at both sides and suddenly realized that it was not a plaque, but a horizontal batch of couplets!

There is a pair of couplets hanging on both sides of the vermilion gate, the upper link: easy to come, talk and laugh and be elegant!

Horizontal criticism: Wenqu Xingzhao!

When I looked at it this way, it suddenly became much clearer. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, what a merry and talented Wenqu star, this hand is wonderful!" Wang Tian couldn't help but sigh in his heart. At the same time, Wang Tian was also curious, what kind of romantic character this Wenqu Star is!

As Lu'er walked into the gate, there was an antique courtyard with a small long table in ancient times, a futon in front of the table, and a pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table. The whole courtyard is very neat, and there is not a trace of dust in sight.

Entering the gate, Li Zhenying obviously looked a lot more restrained, and subconsciously took Wang Tian's hand, looking a little scared.

Wang Tian was immediately happy, this little girl was also afraid of life! That's right, today is also the first time Li Zhenying has signed up, before she said that she was bullied or something, she was fooling Wang Tian. In this regard, Wang Tian didn't bother to think of him anymore, except for lamenting that women are born to lie.

"Alright, I'll have to send you here. Master Wenquxing's rule, all children are sent in, and others must go out. I'll wait for you outside the door......" Lu'er finished and left.

Li Zhenying was suddenly anxious and wanted to run over, but Wang Tian grabbed Li Zhenying and said, "What are you chasing her for?"

"I'm afraid ......," Li Zhenying said glutinously.

Wang Tian pinched her nose and said, "What are you afraid of? With me! With me, the king of heaven dares to bully you, and I will help you bully back!"

"Which little ghost has such a big breath, the king of heaven is not afraid?" A voice sounded, and then a person walked out of the room, this person has a wide robe and big sleeves, a handsome face, a mustache, and a pair of eyes like bright stars.

Wang Tian smiled: "I said it." ”

"You?It turned out to be Zixiao Xiaoyou, then this is Li Zhenying, the daughter of the Tota Heavenly King?" the man recognized Wang Tian's identity at a glance.

Wang Tian was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized that he made a big fuss about the queen mother's birthday banquet, and I am afraid that there are not many people who don't know him. So he smiled and said, "Lord Wenquxing, what do you call it?"

"In the next than dry, idlers one. Bigan laughed.

"Are you Bigan?" Wang Tian looked at Bigan in surprise, he had long known about this person, the virtuous minister of the Shang period. The owner of the colorful and exquisite heart.

Bigan shook his head and said: "What kind of virtuous appearance are you talking about, it's not like burying a country? ”

"It's kind of interesting to learn from you. Wang Tiandao.

Bigan shook his head and said, "I have something to do recently, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay." I asked a master to come and take me to teach you a few days temporarily. Well, time is too tight, let's go first. When the teacher comes, you should study hard with him, and don't waste your studies!"

After saying that, Bigan went out and got on his horse and galloped away.

Wang Tian looked inexplicable, and glanced at Li Zhenying, Li Zhenying breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "I'm so scared......"

Wang Tian shook his head, pulled Li Zhenying around the table, and found that there were names on the table, and there were names of him and Li Zhenying in the last row, and the two of them simply sat down first.

As soon as the two of them were done, they heard a commotion outside the door, and a group of half-sized children, the little girl ran in. Wang Tian originally thought that Heavenly Court would not allow him to get married, and he should not have any children, but twenty or thirty people ran in at once, which suddenly broke his cognition.

A group of children saw the two new classmates, everyone looked at the two of them suspiciously, but no one came up to find fault or anything, just curious, and at the same time distanced, there was no intention of intimacy. They got together, chatted and farted, but Wang Tian and Li Zhenying became excluded people, and they suddenly looked embarrassed.

However, this kind of thing can't be blamed on others, Wang Tian can't say anything, integrating into the new collective, it takes time and the correct guidance of the teacher.

"I don't know who Bigan entrusts...... Wang Tian thought in his heart.

And at this moment, a man with five big and three thick, and his legs were full of hair, running all the way to him, muttering as he ran: "Damn, what the hell is it......? Damn the gamble! I'll never bet with them again!"

When the strong man cursed in a low voice, he had already arrived at the gate of Wenqu Xing Academy.

Lu'er saw the strong man and was about to step forward to salute, but the strong man raised his leg and went directly to the door, and then the door slammed shut, accompanied by the strong man's rough voice: "Today, Lao Tzu is in class, no one is allowed to come in and make trouble!"

When Lu'er heard this, she was immediately startled, and asked this guy to teach the child what kind of thing was taught? Lu'er was anxious, and hurriedly ran back to Li's Mansion to discuss with Yin Shi Niang!

"What? Wu Qu Xing went to teach? Didn't that bastard say that all those who learn literature are stupid, rookie, so he doesn't bother to know a single big word? He went to teach? Which bastard wants to pay attention?" Yin Shi Niang was about to collapse after hearing the news! Wu Qu Xing, a famous cow in the heavenly court, was tall and big, five big and three rough, opened his mouth to scold his mother, and waved his hand to beat people Wu Quxing went to teach children to read? This is simply a joke!

Yin Siniang hurriedly ran to the gate of the school, but the door was closed, and there was a sign erected outside, which looked like a ghost drawing symbol, and it was written crookedly......

"What do you mean?" Lu'er scratched her head, completely unable to understand it.

Yin Shi Niang smiled bitterly: "It's an idler who is exempt from entering, and it is not easy for this elm head to write four complete words." As for...... Right or wrong, don't care. ”

"Madame, what shall we do now?" asked Lu'er.

Yin Shi Niang shook her head and said: "The rules of the school, the door is closed, and no one is allowed to go in and disturb it, unless you want to be expelled." This rule was set by the Jade Emperor, and no one could violate it. Even if we want to go in, we can't get in, the Jade Emperor Jinkou Yuyan, the words are followed, this door can only be opened unless the four emperors come, otherwise we can only stare dryly. I only hope that Wu Quxing doesn't come nonsense. If you dare to beat our family Zhenying, I promise to demolish his Kaiyang Palace!"

In the academy, Wang Tian was also a little confused, he was sitting, come in such a thing! Look at this guy with pimples and flesh, his eyes are round and round, and his face is bearded, no matter how he looks at it, he looks like a bandit, not like a teacher. I really don't understand, what are you doing with such a thing?!

"Brother Zixiao, this person can't eat people, right?" Li Zhenying moved to Wang Tian's side in fear.

Wang Tian signaled that she was fine, everything was with me, and Li Zhenying breathed a sigh of relief.

Wu Quxing looked down at the group of little ones in front of him, he was angry, these little beans looked good-looking, but can they fight? Can't fight, what's the use? But thinking about the gambling game, he gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't it just to teach children? What's so difficult?"

Thinking of this, Wu Quxing thought about the teachings he had taught him in his long life, and slowly comprehended it, and said in his heart: "Teaching should not be difficult, but it can't be so grinding, it must be neat!

With a general idea, Wu Quxing slapped the table, which frightened a group of children's little hearts thumping. Wuqu Xingjun grinned widely, and said with a smile, "You little things listen to me, your teacher is more dry, I don't know where to go to pull the calf." Originally, Lao Fan was supposed to teach you, but something happened to him, crying and shouting and begging Lao Tzu to teach you! That one...... Do you know who I am?"

All the children looked at Wu Quxing in fear and shook their heads.

"I don't know? You don't even know the old ...... Who am I? What are your parents doing? This is too serious, isn't it?" Wu Qu Xing snorted unhappily, and then said, "Listen, I am the heavenly and earthly Wu Qu Xingjun-Dou Rong!"

Wang Tian almost sprayed on the spot when he heard this, Dou Rong? Why isn't it called Cardamom? Is Nianhua his relative? He was amused, but after thinking about it a little, he was surprised to find that this Wuqu Star was also a celebrity on the list of gods, and the general of the Shang Dynasty, Yousoul Guan, the general of the Shang Dynasty! It's just that Dou Rong in Wang Tian's impression should be literate and hyphenated, right? Why is this Dou Rong so rude in front of him...... It seems that it makes sense that it is better not to read books than to believe in books, and the world is so big, how can one book include it all?

"Dou Rong, oh my mother, help...... Wow, wow, wow, wow......" As soon as Dou Rong's name broke out, many children cried on the spot.

Seeing this, Dou Rong was also a little flustered, but his way of managing children was also quite special.

"Shut up!" Dou Rong roared.

"Wow!" the child still cried.

Dou Rong roared: "I'm crying, believe it or not, throw you into the pot and stew and eat?!"

"......" the child decisively stopped crying.

Seeing this, Dou Rong grinned, obviously very satisfied with his domineering. patted the table and said, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, meet for the first time today, first roll call, get to know each other." Well, let me see, who are there, whoever I click, who stands up and responds, and those who don't say anything will be treated as absenteeism. ”

A group of children looked at each other, and they were no strangers to the roll call, so they waited obediently one by one, but they were really a little afraid of this Dou Rong, and they all lowered their heads.

Dou Rong looked at it for a long time and said, "This, the first one, is Guan *** Yin coming?"

The children below looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you, a little confused.

"Guan Yin! Did you come? Hey, your uncle, he actually skipped class! Who knows who her parents are? She dared to call her Guan Yin, why didn't she call her Rulai?" Dou Rong shouted.

At this moment, a girl cautiously raised her hand and said, "Sir...... That one...... That one...... There is no Guan Yin, my name is Zheng Yue......"

"Poof!" Wang Tian couldn't hold back and almost laughed.