Chapter 1309: Holding the Monk Together
Seeing this, Li Daguang and the others couldn't hold back any longer, and burst into laughter......
Yarman, from country D, laughed without hesitation: "Oh, Otovsky, can you be more gentle? haha......"
Otovsky's old face turned red, glared at the other party, and said, "Shut up!
Otovsky was the only one of the few who was relatively young, forty-nine years old, and in his words, he was just in his forties, young.
But Otovsky's background, status, and seniority are very high, so Yarman and others really don't dare to underestimate him.
They all get along on an equal footing......
Hearing Otovsky roar like this, Yarman smiled: "Forget it, you can have a fight with my grandson when you have a chance in the future." But for now, let's get down to business. ”
"This mage, we are here to ask for tea, we are willing to spend a lot of money to buy Hanzhu tea, as for the price, I am willing to pay a catty of 500,000 yuan to buy it. Yarman said.
When the monkey heard this, he was stunned for a pound and 500,000 yuan.
The monkey has experienced the poor days of the temple, and the experience of following the founder and going down the mountain to pick leafy vegetables to fill the stomach is still vivid.
So, if you want to say who is the most greedy for money in the temple, Fangzheng is the first, the lone wolf is the second, and the monkey is the third!
As for the squirrel?
This guy is full of a few grains of rice, so he naturally doesn't know what it means to be poor......
The other three are really poor!
Therefore, when the monkey heard that a pound of bamboo was exchanged for 500,000, he was stunned......
My mind is full of the question of how to spend half a million.
Otovsky immediately said: "Monkey, you sell me tea, and I will give 600,000 yuan for one catty!"
Nicholas of country F followed: "I'll give 700,000!"
Li Daguang shook his head and shouted, "One million!"
BX's Baird smiled: "I'll give 1.2 million!"
Yarman laughed and said, "I'm talking about dollars. ”
Baird immediately said: "I'm talking about pounds." ”
Otovsky raised his eyebrows and said: "I don't care what you say, I use what you use!"
The monkey was completely stunned, stretched out his fingers, and began to count, 1.2 million pounds, converted into RMB, how much does it cost?
The monkey found out for the first time that he couldn't count!
So the monkey looked at the lone wolf for help, and the lone wolf raised his head and asked arrogantly: "What dollars, what pounds? What is that? Can you buy things? I will accept RMB!"
The monkey gave him a roll of the eyes and said in his heart, "You idiot!"
Baird and the others were also suppressed by the stupidity of the lone wolf......
Then the monkey looked at the five people who were waiting for him to reply very seriously, and said word by word: "Donor, you have said a lot, and what you said is also very good, and I am also tempted." ”
"And you're selling?" asked Baird, excitedly.
The monkey said, "But what's the use of you telling me? I'm not the abbot......
Baird, Yarman, Otovsky, Li Daguang, Nicholas: "......"
The monkey saw that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and hurriedly said, "Amitabha, a few donors, if it's okay, the poor monk will leave first." Bye-bye ......"
"Monkey, stop me!"
The five of them are finally on fire, to be precise, they are going crazy!
Grinding his mouth against the sleeping monkey all night.
finally woke up, and talked for a long time, but he couldn't be the master!
You can't be the master, you said it earlier!
Let's go back to sleep and get up to find the Lord."
It's okay to waste physical strength and energy, the point is, they're angry!
When the monkey heard this, he subconsciously turned his head, but the monk's robe did not fit, and the sleeves fell down at once, covering his hands. The monkey had no choice but to jerk it up, and at the same time, in order not to snub the guests, he asked, "What are you doing?"
The five of them looked at the monkey's movements, then looked back at the big stone thrown a hundred meters away, swallowed at the same time, and said in unison: "It's okay, you go to sleep." ”
Then the five guys left bitterly.
The monkey looked puzzled, shook his head, and went into the temple.
"We're going back like this?" asked the simple Nicholas.
Yarman said, "Go back, drink the tea here, can you go back and sleep?"
Nicholas said, "Can't sleep...... Why don't you stay here?"
Li Daguang said: "It takes an hour to go down the mountain, and now it's half past three, that is to say, it's half past four when you go down, find a place to stay, it's five o'clock." According to the information on the Internet, to see the abbot of Fangzheng, it is either morning or evening. So, now when you go down the mountain, you basically can't see Fangzheng. I can only wait for the evening......"
Baird said: "It's not easy to come here, I can't wait for the evening, just wait here." ”
"I'll wait. Otovsky said.
So the five of them began to wander around the door.
"Is it true that what is said on the Internet? This temple is not big, and the mountain is not big, so there are so many pilgrims in such a place?" said Baird, puzzled.
"I don't know anything else, but it's true that there are strange things about this monastery." Have you ever seen a monkey that can talk? Have you ever seen a monkey with such strength?"
Baird shook his head.
Li Daguang said: "Although Buddhism is not as popular in China as it is in Southeast Asia, it is the number one religion, and there are many believers. The point is that the common people are very peculiar, they seem to believe in all religions...... And, as long as you hear that it works, try it as far as you want. This one...... To be honest, I'm a little confused either. Do they have faith or not......"
Everyone was confused.
"I don't know if I have faith or not, but I've seen the news in China, and this square is rumored to be very divine, just like Jesus was alive. That's a bit too much......" said Baird.
"I don't know if it's true, but it's said that he is very good at medicine. By the way, his medical skills seem to be recorded on several large stone tablets on the mountain, look, it's over there. It is said that the words on this stone tablet can only be seen by those who are destined. Nicholas pointed to the stone monument in the distance.
A few guys suddenly became interested, and they had nothing to do in the mountains anyway, so they just went to see it and passed the time.
So a few people immediately ran over, stood under the stone monument, looked up, and several guys immediately lowered their heads and rubbed their eyebrows.
Otovsky scolded: "What is this stuff? I get dizzy when I look at it twice......"
Li Daguang said with a smile: "That's why you say that only those who are destined can watch it?" ”
Baird said: "But I heard that the so-called destined people seem to be Chinese. People from other countries, even people from countries H and R, who also study traditional Chinese medicine, have no one who understands the above things. At least so far, no one has understood. Therefore, I feel that this is a game of chess played by the Chinese people, and the people of the whole country go into battle and praise the monks. ”