Chapter 1308: The Monkey Is a Little Fierce
The squirrel stuck out its tongue and was silent.
At this moment, the voice of the system that had not been seen for a long time sounded in Fangzheng's ears: "Don't be happy too early, the system is produced, and it cannot be bought and sold." You can eat, use, drink, and benefit one party, but you can't buy or sell it. You can't make a profit from it, otherwise you'll ......"
As soon as Fang Zheng heard this, his original smiling face instantly turned into a black face, and he asked, "Otherwise, what?"
The system said: "Otherwise, how much money you sell, how much merit will be deducted." If you think you have a lot of merit, then you can do as you please. ”
When Fang Zheng heard this, his eyes rolled and said, "Count you ruthless!
The squirrel on the side looked at the change in Fang Zheng's expression and asked curiously, "Master, why are you crying when you were still laughing just now?"
Salted fish thought he was smart, and said with a smile: "What do you know? Master, this is crying with joy! Isn't that Master? Master, can my punishment be canceled?"
Fang Zheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Well, the punishment is doubled." ”
"I knew I was a god...... Uh, Master, no! I've thought of ways to make money, why have I doubled it?" Salted Fish suddenly came back to his senses and exclaimed unwillingly.
Fang Zheng touched the fish's head and said, "Don't get excited, the teacher is more excited than you now, and it's time to double the stimulation." ”
Salted fish said pitifully: "Meaning, there is no need to discuss?"
Fang Zheng said: "There is no way, the teacher is now cultivating a magical power." ”
Salted fish said: "What supernatural powers?"
Fang Zheng said word by word: "Pain Transfer Dafa!"
Salted Fish: "If you're not happy, just make me unhappy?"
Founder: "Smart! It turns out I'm much more comfortable now." ”
Salted fish: "......"
Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish, and he was indeed in a much better mood. As for the so-called punishment, it's just a joke......
But when he thought of the cold bamboo tea all over the mountains, he couldn't make a penny in the end, and his heart was dripping blood, so he couldn't be happy.
At this moment, one finger mountain, one finger temple gate, a few foreigners blocked at the gate, staring at a few pairs of bull's eyes staring at the eyelids in front of them drooping, like an old monk in the general monkey.
As for the big white wolf lying on the other side, they were a little cowardly and didn't dare to go over.
"You see, this monkey mage, we've all been waiting all night. Your feet are numb from the cold, you can't do it, can you sell us some bamboo tea?" Yarman looked at the monkey in front of him pitifully. He grew so big, he never thought that one day he would beg a monkey like this!
If this had been put in the past, whoever told him he would do this, he would 100% kill the other person!
But now......
Nicholas also said: "Monkey mage, look at your mountain, there are so many cold bamboos, sell us a little bit, for you, there is no loss. Wouldn't it be nice that you could get paid a lot of money?"
Li Daguang also said: "Master Monkey, look, your temple is so small. If you are willing to sell me Hanzhu tea, I will help you double the expansion of this temple, how about it?"
Baird said: "On behalf of the other four judges who did not come, I assure you that as long as you sell me Hanzhu tea, we will help you expand the temple, using the best materials from Africa and South America, which is absolutely magnificent." In addition, the price is absolutely fair, how much others pay, we pay double!"
When the four fellows said this, they had no confidence, because they had repeated it more than a dozen times, but unfortunately the monkey in front of them was standing there, his hands folded, his eyelids lowered, and he didn't say a word!
The four of them, their mouths are almost worn out, and there is no way to let this monkey say one more word!
As for the rarity that monkeys can talk, they are no longer there.
After all, the animals of the One Finger Temple can talk, and it has long been spread, and it has not been a day or two.
There are a lot of videos on the Internet, and even if you are not used to it, you are not amazing.
It's like the original movie, the teddy bear is alive, it looks crazy, but it's crazy for a while, and when everyone is fresh, that's it......
So, a few people weren't surprised for too long and went straight to the point.
As a result, until now, the hair has not been grinded.
Otovsky's patience was completely gone, and he touched his head and said, "Monkey, can you sell it, do you have something to say?"
Unfortunately, the monkey remained silent.
At this moment, the lone wolf shook his head and got up, yawned and said, "He is asleep, and he doesn't know what you are talking about." ”
"What?" The five people were collectively dumbfounded and fell asleep?
The little old man Li Daguang leaned over, looked at the monkey, and shook his hand in front of the monkey, and sure enough, there was no reaction at all.
Several people's heads were suddenly covered with black lines, and they were staying up all night grinding their mouths here, and they were sleeping!
Suddenly, there was an urge to vomit blood.
The sound was so loud that the monkey seemed to be woken up, rubbed his eyes, and didn't see what the person in front of him looked like, folded his hands, and said, "Amitabha, hello donors, please go inside the incense, uh...... It's not dawn yet, and the temple doesn't accept customers for the time being. ”
Hearing this, the faces of the five people turned completely black, and the monkey really didn't hear anything!
Otovsky, who had the worst temper, exploded and roared: "You monkey is playing with us, don't you really think we are playing?"
After saying that, Otovsky rolled up his sleeves, showed his thick arms, as if he felt that this was not enough, threw it outside and lifted a large stone one meter long, and then roared: "Monkey, if you play us again, I will let you know that it is amazing!"
As a result, the monkey scratched his head and asked cutely, "Donor, what are you doing carrying a stone and running around? Aren't you tired?"
Otovsky was speechless to find that he had been tossing for a long time, but the monkey had no idea what he was doing!
Just as Otovsky was about to do something further and scare the monkey.
I saw that the monkey lifted up the big stone he had worked hard to carry with one hand, and then asked slowly: "Donor, there are many people coming and going at the gate of the temple, and it is not good to put a stone that is easy to bump into people." The poor monk will help you get it back......"
After speaking, the monkey raised his hand, and the big stone flew out with a whizz, crossed the Tianlong Pond, flew a distance of more than 100 meters, and smashed into the snow with a bang......
Seeing this scene, the mouths of Otovsky and several people opened all of a sudden, and their jaws almost fell to the ground.
Otovsky looked at the monkey's hand, tried to close his mouth, secretly lowered the sleeves of his clothes to cover his small muscles, and then coughed dryly: "Monkey mage, I think you should respect us." ”