Chapter 426: Selling Feelings! (Third Update)
Although the audience laughed, Zhang Junhong was still the kind of dignified person who was not in a hurry, and smiled slightly: "Eat tea and drink snacks." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Zhou Xing picked up the tea and wanted to take a sip, but Zhang Junhong suddenly drank sternly: "How did you drink it!"
"Poof!"
Zhou Xing was so frightened that he froze, not only Zhou Xing, but also the audience in the audience and the audience in front of the TV were taken aback.
"Uh......" Zhou Xing smiled, revealing that kind of charm again, gently twisting the lid of the cup, gently squeezing the mouth of the cup, and moaning with infinite style.
"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.
When Zhou Xing was drinking tea, Zhang Junhong raised his hand to beat the beat, humming a prelude to a Beijing rhyme drum: "Donggli Long Dong ......"
Zhou Xing suddenly squirted out a mouthful of tea, spraying a mist in front of Zhang Junhong, but Zhang Junhong did not dodge at all, just like Mount Tai collapsed on the top and her face did not change color, she still maintained her demeanor and continued to hum.
Zhou Xing had no choice but to stand up, pick up the small drumstick of the Jingyun drum from the bed, and sing in a pose:
"Ugly—"
Zhang Junhong said softly: "Okay!"
Zhou Xing continued to sing: "Yin Chu-"
When it came to this second sentence, Zhou Xing broke the sound, and Zhou Xing continued to sing unconsciously: "Sunrise Fusang-"
Zhou Xing sang the famous section of the Beijing rhyme drum "Ugly End and Yin Chu", also known as "Three Spring Scenes", which is a traditional singing segment that has been sung by several generations of artists and is popular among the people.
Because this is one of the classic ancient plays, and the time and space that Zhou Xing traveled through, only the modern literary and artistic works in recent decades have disappeared, and the others are still there, including the previous Chaplin, as well as those ancient literary poems, so Zhou Xing has not changed.
The excerpts in "The Garden of Pears" are all the classics that can best represent his artistic industry, and "The End of the Ugly Ending" is the famous song in the Beijing Rhyme Drum, the whole song is composed of nine pairs of sentences, the subtlety is that each sentence is a multi-level long sentence, with very concise brushstrokes, vividly describing the life of the ancient Chinese in the early hours of the Ugly Late Yin, that is, around three o'clock in the morning, like a vivid and simple picture, even after many years, it can still allow future generations to just hear, you can wander the time.
Of course, the 'Fusang' that Zhou Xing just sang is of course not a projectile island country in the east of China, but a country that describes a very distant country.
At this time, Zhou Xing was still holding a drumstick, shaking his head and howling hoarsely: "I raised my head suddenly-"
"Stop-"
Zhang Junhong was so angry that he covered his chest and stretched out his hand to shout, with a look of hatred that iron is not steel.
At this time, even the audience was embarrassed to hear it, and Zhou Xing was singing a big drum in his heart, which was clearly a gong-like pig killing howl, which was extremely harsh.
Zhou Xing turned around in surprise, and after Zhang Junhong took a breath, he said slowly: "Bring the quick-acting heart-saving pill for the teacher-"
Zhou Xing immediately said nervously, "Master, how many grains do you eat?"
Zhang Junhong pointed at Zhou Xing and said angrily: "You eat - eat it all!"
Zhou Xing suddenly became embarrassed, looked at Zhang Junhong's disappointed expression, and quickly bent down to beat Zhang Junhong's legs, and said in a long voice: "Master~~~"
Zhang Junhong ignored it, and said in a sad voice: "I don't know how the ancient song came about, why didn't it come about, I have a hunch——"
At this moment, Zhou Xing's watch rang again, and he hurriedly said:
"That...... Master, I ...... I'll get you some medicine—"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing ran out in stride.
Seeing Zhou Xing fleeing in the wilderness, the audience laughed, but Zhang Junhong suddenly pointed at Zhou Xing and said angrily: "How can you run!"
Zhou Xing was stunned for a moment, and then agreed: "Eh~~"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing shook off his hand, changed his face to a charming expression again, and ran away with a jumping piapia.
The audience burst into laughter!
When Zhou Xing ran to the middle of the front of the stage, Chen Tong, who was wearing a white shirt and holding a folding fan, walked up and shouted, "Zhou Xing!"
Because of Liu Sheng'an's previous incident, plus Guo Mingshun and Zhang Junhong later put on elderly makeup, and then a new actor suddenly appeared, everyone looked at Chen Tong with wide eyes, wanting to see who this was.
It was reported in the news before that Guo Chao also participated, so more people suspected that it was Guo Chao, but Chen Tong and Guo Chao didn't look like each other at all, and besides, he didn't wear much makeup except for his hair, and the audience immediately denied it.
After watching and watching, the audience was sure that this was an unfamiliar actor, so they gave up.
Only the audience who has been to the laughter factory recognized that this is Chen Tong.
Zhou Xing was still in the same posture as before, shaking his arms and jumping happily: "Dean~"
Chen Tong was stunned, and then jumped up: "Zhou Xing~"
Zhou Xing continued to jump: "Why are you going~~"
Chen Tong's face suddenly turned blank, and he knocked a fan on Zhou Xing's head: "I'm looking for you!"
Zhou Xing stopped and said in surprise: "What are you looking for me?"
Chen Tong pointed to the side of the stage, where a huge calendar was hung: "Why don't you adjust the watch?
Zhou Xing suddenly became angry, pointed to the watch and said, "Dean, let's adjust this broken watch every day!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing waved his finger at the three people again: "These three are not old fools!"
Chen Tong pointed at Zhou Xing with a fan: "You will be confused when you say this! What if he is confused?"
Saying that, Chen Tong continued to educate: "Another one, look at these three people, one is seventy-three, one is eighty-four, and what happened to the other one?"
Zhou Xing said stupidly: "Give ...... Sang to Yuan Shikai!"
"Huo~~" Chen Tong spread his hands and said, "How scary?"
At this time, there was a burst of laughter in the audience, obviously thundered by this stalk, and some people even began to count how old this guy is now.
Chen Tong said earnestly: "Don't you know that our nursing home has rules?"
Zhou Xing frowned and said, "What rules?"
Chen Tong shook his fan: "You can't let the old man have a concept of time!"
After glancing at Zhou Xing angrily, Chen Tongdao: "The old man has a concept of time, and he can calculate his age...... And he's figured out the age, and you think—how much mental pressure is that?"
Zhou Xing crossed his waist unhappily and said, "Then you will give me mental pressure?"
"That's right!" Chen Tong pointed at Zhou Xing and said, "I have to give it to you, do you know why?"
Zhou Xing looked at Chen Tong, and suddenly seemed to understand, and said in surprise: "I have the potential to be the dean?"
Chen Tong said angrily: "You pull it down!"
In Zhou Xing's puzzled eyes, Chen Tong said slowly: "I can't find anyone else here at all!"
Zhou Xing suddenly looked confused, and when he saw this scene, the audience laughed again.
Some burdens Zhou Xing removed because he knew that it was impossible for these people to shake, and some burdens could be heard or not, and Zhou Xing stayed.
It's not that Zhou Xing thinks that his people can play better than Gao Xiaopan, but that this work itself is not mainly funny, but has a certain warning meaning.
It's like a nursing home, just like traditional art, there aren't so many professional people to learn and do, and more, just for profit.
If you just criticize Gao Xiaopan like a few people in your previous life, it will only sell your feelings, it would be too shallow, otherwise Jiang Kun, who is the chairman of the Quyi Artists Association, will not give Gao Xiaopan a platform, even if he stands on the platform, he will not say that word.
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