At this time, Wu Dalang had already gotten the iron spoon and was crawling back to the "Champion Red" wine jar, seeing that there was less than a meter left. A greedy smile appeared on his face, and the facial features on the big horse face looked like they were about to squeeze together.

At this moment, from Wu Dalang's left trouser pocket, there was a burst of mobile phone shock.

Wu Dalang stopped crawling forward, and with difficulty reached out and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and saw that it was the eldest brother of his karaoke family, Wu Xing, calling.

Wu Dalang saw that the operation of drinking "fine wine" was about to succeed, but at this juncture, he was interrupted by a phone call from the third watch of Wood Star in the middle of the night. He was angry in his heart, and he connected the phone and shouted into the mobile phone: "Boss, why did you take the wrong medicine, and call at the third watch in the middle of the night?"

Woodstar's voice came from the receiver of the mobile phone, and he said, "I said, where did you kid come from to be so magnificent? Are you dreaming of yellow sorghum again? Oh, or maybe I dreamed of someone's little daughter-in-law, who was being disturbed by me in that good thing, right? Roar haha......

When Wu Xing said this, if it were in normal times, Wu Dalang would definitely have a verbal argument with him and fight each other to the end. But today, Wu Dalang didn't do anything bad, and his mind and body were still suffering, how could he still have the heart to fight him?

Wu Dalang snorted and said dejectedly: "I don't have the strength to tease you with poverty today, if you have something, just talk about it, and hang up if you have nothing." ”

Wood Star's voice came from the earpiece: "Yo, little Si'er, why have you been angry lately?" Okay, let me convey to you what the master ordered, then I won't say it." However, if you can't complete the assigned task, don't want the "pill" given by the master. ”

Wu Dalang was shocked when he heard him say this. Hurriedly asked, "Senior brother, do you mean that the master has given me another pill?"

Just listening to the receiver of the mobile phone, Wu Xing sneered and said: "Hey, hey, I was looking for you to talk about this, but looking at your attitude, let's wait for you to calm down and talk about it later." ”

Wu Dalang was anxious for a while, and hurriedly begged: "Senior brother, please forgive my little brother once, I really burned my head today because of a fever." You adults don't care about villains, just spare me this time. Big brother. ”

Wu Xing replied: "Hey, why don't you talk to me today, this doesn't seem to be your usual style! Listening to your tone, could it be that you are sick? You deserve it, haha, I like to see others get sick, especially you, I am happy when you are sick." ”

Wu Dalang said with a sad face: "Senior brother, don't make your little brother happy, I poured mold for eight lifetimes today, was locked in a warehouse and didn't say anything, and let the poisonous scorpion sting." Now I have a fever and I can't walk on my legs, so I don't know if I'll be able to get through this. If I can't make it through and die here. Senior brother, you want to come and help me collect a corpse. ”

Wu Xing said: "Okay, stop acting, when did you become a drama spirit? Don't you just want pills? As long as you do what the master has explained, I will take the time to deliver it to you, you can't pretend to be a grandson who is looking for death and life with me." ”

Wu Dalang saw that he didn't believe what he said, and suddenly felt a grievance in his heart. He whimpered and cried, and said, "Senior brother, my brother didn't talk to you lightly, my fucking day is really in trouble." The two of us have done a lot of bad things for so many years...... That's it, if you call me today, you should give me a ride, and I'll leave with peace of mind. ”

It turned out that this Wu Dalang was in unbearable pain because of being tortured by scorpion venom, and then thought that he couldn't escape from the warehouse, and he was pessimistic and desperate.

Hearing him cry and make trouble like this, Woodstar believed a little, and he asked, "Hey, I said, are you really playing, crying?"

Wu Dalang ignored him anymore, just blindly cried.

Wood Star said: "I said okay, don't cry, you big man is crying, making your heart feel sour, don't cry first." Tell me about you, and I'll see if I can help you figure it out?"

When Wu Dalang heard him say this, hope suddenly rose in his heart. He hurriedly said, "Good senior brother, we are really good brothers in trouble." Whether or not I survive is up to you. ”

Woodstar's voice shouted from the receiver of the mobile phone: "Okay, okay, don't gossip, hurry up and talk about what's going on?"

Wu Dalang stopped crying, stabilized his emotions, and began to tell Wood Star in detail about his harm to others, his attempt to do bad things, but he was stung by a scorpion instead, and the embarrassing things that happened later.

Same time, different place. Let's talk about Qiao Qiao, who is thousands of miles away in Tanggang City.

She had just gotten on the microphone in the faint karaoke room, hiding under the covers and singing a soft pop song very softly.

At this time, I saw a private message from the "sad magic voice" - your voice condition is good, in my experience, as long as you worship me as a teacher and study modestly and practice seriously, you will definitely be able to learn the "magic sound".

Hearing her say this, Qiao Qiao couldn't help but feel happy in her heart. She hurriedly asked, "I don't know how to worship you as a teacher, do I need to charge tuition fees first?"

"Sad Devil Voice" sent a message back - my fee is symbolic, and the money I collect is very small. For example, your two senior sisters, I can't collect thousands of dollars from them every year.

Qiao Qiao replied - Auntie, don't worry, as long as I can learn the real skills, I am willing to spend money, but I want to know how long I have to learn to learn the "magic sound stunt".

"Sad Demon" replied: "Hmm...... Everyone's qualifications are different, so the length of the semester cannot be generalized. However, judging from my experience, you are only better than your current two senior sisters, so there should be a small success in a year and a half, and if you can persist in learning and practicing for three years, then you will have a great success.

Hearing her say this, Qiao Qiao immediately made up her mind. She replied to the "sad demon voice" - Master, how should I bow to you?

"Sad Demon Voice" replied - apprentice, we will do everything online, and ordinary people will be exempted from common etiquette. I will regularly teach you how to practice the different stages of the "magic sound". As long as you are truly a master, follow my heart, and be obedient in everything.

Qiao Qiao replied - Okay, master. I won't let you down.

"Sad Magic Voice" then sent a string of code messages, and then sent a text - it is my credit card number, you can use the V letter or a treasure transfer function now, and hand over the initial tuition fee to me......

Time and space conversion, let's talk about Wu Dalang's side.

He had finished telling the story of his time in the storeroom. After hearing this, Wu Xing laughed and said, "Brother, you still can't do things, how can you play yourself in?"

Wu Dalang didn't care about him saying such ridiculous words, and hurriedly begged into his mobile phone: "Senior brother, saving people is like fighting fire, please give me a way to escape!"

As soon as Wood Star was reminded by his words, a thought suddenly flashed through his mind. He didn't want to think about it and said with a hippie smile: "Yes, saving people is like fighting fire." Why don't you just light a fire and burn down the storeroom and wait for them to open the door to put out the fire, then you won't have a chance to escape?"

Wu Dalang suddenly opened his mouth, slapped his head and burst into tears and said with a smile: "Yes, senior brother, what a good idea!"