However, as soon as Wu Dalang was happy in his heart, he immediately became worried again. It turned out that he suddenly thought that he didn't have the tools to light the fire.

Wu Dalang sighed, sighed, and said into the mobile phone: "Senior brother, although your idea is good, it doesn't work." I don't usually smoke, so where do I get a lighter?"

Woodstar's voice came from the receiver of the phone: "Oh, yes, I forgot about this stubble." I just want me to smoke myself, and I always have a fire on my body, and I forgot that you don't smoke. I said, fourth, why don't you smoke? How good it is to smoke, this smoking can not only refresh your mind, but also make you forget your troubles and be happy like a fairy......

As soon as Wu Xingxing said this, Wu Dalang interrupted him impatiently: "Senior brother, boss! Why are you involved in smoking? Let's talk about business now, we are talking about arson, and it can't be compared with smoking." You're really, people say Qianmen Louzi, you say hip shafts! You're almost poorer than the old Beijingers. Let's stop talking about smoking, and help me think about how I can set a fire without a lighter?"

Wu Xingxing's mind still didn't turn a corner, and he still didn't mention what Wu Dalang said about "setting fires", and refuted what Wu Dalang said just now, and said: "Hello, fourth! As soon as I hear you speak, I know that you haven't seen anything in the world, and when it comes to playing tricks, the people of Beijing are far worse than the people of Tianjin." If you listen to Tianjin's cross talk, then you can be called a poor! You are so poor that you listen to the music, listen to the music, want to be happy after listening, and want to listen to the music after you finish the music. Roar haha......"

Wu Dalang was so angry with this senior brother who couldn't talk out of tune that he couldn't talk about it, and he wanted to bite him hard.

He didn't know where it came from, and he shouted into his mobile phone in a rage: "! Don't you say this? I'm going to set fire, set fire, set fire—burn this warehouse! Think about it, how can I set fire to it without a lighter?"

Wu Dalang's body was weak at the moment, and after he finished shouting these words, he was so tired that he lay on the ground like a sick old dog, snorting and panting.

After a while, Woodstar's voice came from the receiver of the mobile phone: "Fourth, don't worry, I just searched for you." It doesn't matter if you don't have a lighter, you can drill wood for fire. ”

Wu Dalang shouted angrily: "Oh, what do you think I am an ape?

After a while, Wood Xing's indistinct voice came from the receiver of the mobile phone: "Fourth, I took the ferry again, this time I searched for something that could replace the lighter ignition." It turns out that there are really two answers, I'll give you the one you choose yourself. The first answer is that a match can be used to ignite a fire, and the second answer is that a gas ignition gun can be used to ignite a fire. ”

Wu Dalang listened to what he said this time, so he didn't lose his temper again. He said weakly "um", "Boss, what you said this time is quite in tune." Don't hang up the phone, I'll look in this storeroom to see if there are any of the two things you said. ”

Wood Star's voice came from the earpiece: "Why don't I hang up the phone? I called you, if you look for something for a long time and ignore me, won't it be a waste of my phone bill? I can't listen to you." Then I'll hang up first, you find something and call me, and I'll teach you how to set fire. ”

Wu Dalang didn't bother to pay attention to him, he put his phone on the ground, and prepared to climb around the warehouse, looking for matches or ignition guns. As soon as he looked up, he saw the "Champion Red" wine jar close at hand, and thought to himself: "I'll climb around, and it's hard to say if I can't find those two things, so let's just put a big spoonful of wine to drink first, replenish my physical strength, and then do my business!"

Thinking of this, he climbed forward a few more steps, leaned in front of the wine jar, shook his head and said, "Good wine, good wine, I'm here to enjoy you!" After speaking, he first raised his neck upward, and then raised his hand to raise the big iron spoon, and reached into the wine jar - holding out more than half a spoonful of "fine wine".

Wu Dalang shuddered and brought the spoon in his hand to his nose, inhaled vigorously and sniffed it a few times. I want to feel the taste of this "champion red" wine. But he was disappointed, because the effect of the scorpion venom caused his sense of smell to fail, and his nose was not breathing, so he could not smell anything at all.

He sighed, feeling the end of a hero in his heart.

Wu Dabu was calm, and with the help of the light from the small courtyard outside the storeroom window, he saw that the "fine wine" in the big spoon was yellow in color, cloudy in texture, and there was a faint layer of foam floating on it. I couldn't help but think with emotion in my heart: "No wonder this wine is named Zhuangyuan Hong, it turns out that it is really not transparent as the legend says." And seeing that it is so cloudy, it must have been stored for many years, and I heard that the more cloudy this old wine is, the better it tastes. But...... What's the deal with all these bubbles? It's not beer, why are there foams in it?"

He thought about it again, and finally suddenly explained to himself: "It must be that when the rising sun sang and climbed the ladder to carry this jar of wine, there was a shaking up and down, left and right, so there was foam in the wine." Hey, no matter what it is, I'll drink this spoonful of wine first. ”

Thinking of this, Wu Dalang put on a cute pet posture of smiling and enjoying on his face, put the big spoon containing more than half a spoonful of "yellow soup" to his lips, and then poured it violently, and at the same time opened his big mouth and took a bite into his throat - with a grunt, he swallowed it.

In an instant, I saw that Wu Dalang's face suddenly turned red, his facial features centered on his nose were distorted in pain, and his snot and tears couldn't help choking his face! He opened his mouth wide and seemed to want to vomit out something hard, and his throat kept making a choking sound. How does this look like the expression of just drinking a fine wine? At the moment, his dignity is even more ugly than that of Wu Dalang who drank arsenic decoction!

"Ahh......h ——! pee" Wu Dalang, who was blushing and thick-necked, held back for a while before letting out a terrible roar, he was exhausted under anger, and suddenly foamed at the mouth and fainted on the ground!

It didn't take long for the mobile phone that was placed on the ground not far away to start vibrating again, but Wu Dalang, who was unconscious, couldn't hear it anymore. The phone vibrated for a while, and finally a V message appeared on the screen - fourth, don't light the fire first, I suddenly remembered one thing, if you set the fire, in case no one comes to put out the fire, will you be burned to death?

After a while, I saw that the mobile phone screen lit up, and a message from Wood Star appeared: "Fourth, don't be burned to death, the master has arranged a task for us and Erya to disrupt the leading family, if you die, we have to do all the work of Erya, why ......"

Same time, different place. Besides, thousands of miles away, Qiao Qiao is far away at home in Tanggang City.

She had just followed the instructions sent by the newly recognized master "Sad Demon Voice" and deposited a considerable amount of "vocal tuition" into the other party's account. ”

Soon, "Sad Magic Sound" sent Qiao Qiao in a private message on the karaoke platform with the practice methods and skills of the "Magic Sound Stunt", I saw that the first sentence was: To practice the Magic Sound Stunt, first of all, you should forget the resonance of the chest cavity and throat when pronouncing, and use your mind to concentrate the sound between the two ears and move back and forth, which requires strong confidence to support, so you must learn to meditate before practicing vocalization, and practice a good dantian qi. This is how Dantian Qi is practiced......

According to this practice method, it only took a short time to find the feeling of dantian qi.