Chapter 13: The Green Fat Who Evades the Ticket!

Qin Shi Huang looked like he was pointing at the country, pointing to the sky and the earth down: "Buy, buy, buy! I want all of this!"

Zhuang Shisan complied with Qin Shi Huang's request and took him to a model shop to buy a figure.

Then Qin Shi Huang bought it when he saw it, and almost emptied his wallet.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, it's almost ... The whole store is hollowed out for you. ”

Zhuang Shisan looked at the credit card that had been blown up, the dangerous credit treasure with the balance cleared, and the wallet with only a few coins left, and hurriedly stopped Qin Shi Huang.

Because the model shop also asked him to move it, Qin Shi Huang readily agreed: "Okay, let's stop here today." ”

The two Wanjie workers were carrying two piles of figurines that were more than twice as tall as them, and followed behind Qin Shi Huang.

Along the way, the foursome was eye-catching, and some people kept looking back, and some even took out their mobile phones to take pictures secretly.

"Look at those people, buy two mountain figures, this is the real fat house!"

"Oh my God, there are my favorite Hatsune and Luo Tianyi in it, the two mountain figures, did they ransack the model shop?"

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After a lot of hardship, Zhuang Shisan finally coaxed Qin Shi Huang, who had been shopping in the model shop for a day, buying, buying, and buying, back to the hotel.

returned to his small rental house with a tired body: "I'm tired to death, Qin Shihuang is really a dead fat house." ”

Suddenly, the white light in Zhuang Thirteen's rental house suddenly brightened, and a husky fell from the sky.

"Wang, the dung digger, put on the vibranium armor,......" he said, and Erha pounced on Zhuang 13 and activated the necklace.

Before Zhuang Shisan could react, the black and purple battle armor instantly covered his whole body.

"Dog paper field!woo~~~"

With Erha's roar, Zhuang 13 was weightless and fell into an unfamiliar space.

And everywhere there is no point of focus, as if falling into the void.

Immediately after that, a green light appeared, and a huge green shadow occupied Zhuang Shisan's field of vision.

"I am hulk!"

A sentence of authentic American English came to Zhuang Shisan's ears.

What?

Just when Zhuang 13 was still confused, a huge force bombarded his chest.

Even with the vibranium armor on his body, he still feels like his liver and gall are broken.

The whole person was shot out like a cannonball.

Erha appeared behind him, and a dog's paw caught him.

"Presumptuous! Captain Universe doesn't dare to be wild in front of me, you dare to hurt my little brother even if you are a second green fat person!"

At this time, Erha is no longer the stupid and cute appearance of the past, and the fierce light is fully displayed, and the 24K titanium alloy dog eyes are blooming with a soul-seductive luster.

"I am hulk!"

The green fat is blindly comparing his hands and feet in the air with his teeth and claws, but because he has no focus, he keeps spinning in the air.

", you!" Erha's 24k dog's eyes glared.

The green fat smashed the void, and the seemingly empty void suddenly became solidified!

"This is my exclusive domain, the Lord of the Nine Realms, Odin, and the Supreme Mage Gu Yi are here, and they will also be beaten by me!"

Crackling......

Two dogs Oyi small fist punch punch you in the chest!

A simple and rough claw was slapped out, and the green fat chest was sunken in a large piece, and even his super physique could not recover in a short time.

Two Dogs Must Kill: Raise High!

In an instant, the green fat seemed to fall from the clouds, turning into a meteor and smashing heavily on the space barrier.

Teach you how to be a man!

"You give me two dog paper to wake up!" Erha, who was on all fours, stood up and greeted the green fat face with a big mouth.

The green fat was grabbed by Erha and beaten by fancy hanging, the three bans of ancient Chinese martial arts, beating people in the face, kicking people in the crotch, hurting people and hurting chrysanthemums!

After a set of combination punches, the green fat was abused into a dog by a dog, and he was beaten to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and even the small pants, which are known as the first artifact of Marvel, were broken.

In the end, under Erha's "rescue", the green fat finally regained his human form.

"Dog Paper Field, Collect!"

Erha's howl pulled Zhuang 13 out of the unknown space. "It's all right, manure digger. The stowaways have been resolved, and they will be repatriated to the border. ”

Zhuang 13 was lying upright on the sofa, and the vibranium armor was not removed.

"Uh... Forehead ......"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's a small scene, you don't have to eat whales. Erha waved his hand humanely.

"Uh... Forehead drops... The old waist is flashing, come and help me..."

"Uh... Don't say it earlier!" Erha came to Zhuang Thirteen to put away his armor first, and then straightened his waist for him.

"Okay, now it's time for you to explain it to me!" Zhuang 13 asked Erhadao.

Erha's eyes immediately wandered, and a pair of dog eyes purred and rolled: "This... That one... This guy is a ticket evader!"

Zhuang Shisan's eyes widened and Erha's eyes met, "Are you stupid for me?" or do you think my IQ is not in the service area!"

Erha stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail to sell cuteness: "Actually, it's just a smuggler without a pass, you will often encounter this situation in the future, just get used to it." ”

"No, I'm going to resign, and a green fat guy will cost me half my life." If the Ultimate Hulk comes, won't I finish playing?" Zhuang Thirteen is resolute attitude and cannot be refuted!

Erha rubbed Zhuang Thirteen's thigh, "Don't, dung digger is a high-paying profession, and he will never be unemployed." You're going to lose my love. ”

"Don't think that if I sell cute, I won't resign, can I eat cutely, can I spend money?" Zhuang 13 kicked Erha away, vowing not to resign and not to give up.

"Don't say it's really possible! I started by selling cuteness from scratch, and I inherited my father's inheritance step by step. "Erha is squatting in front of Zhuang Thirteen and not leaving.

"Your name is Ergou Paper, I've raised you for so long, I still don't know what your name is, and what are you hiding from all the tricks!" Zhuang Shisan asked Ergou Paper.

Ergou didn't say anything, just handed Zhuang 13 a certificate.

Wanjie ID card

Name: Ergou Paper, Race: Erha

Address: No. 99, Wang Street, Huaxia Kingdom, Earth

Occupation: Husky Guide

"You have a Wanjie ID card, what about mine?"

"Wang, don't underestimate Wang, I'm a higher animal! And you're just a dung digger, of course not. ”

The second dog paper is to take back his Wanjie ID card and hide it.

"Strictly speaking, you are just the little brother I hired, and you don't have an ID card. However......" Erha said this and took out a sign, "You still have an employee ID card, which proves that you are my little brother." ”

Zhuang 13 took the employee card and looked at it.

Wanjie employee card

Name: Zhuang 13, Nationality: Chinese

Address: No. 99, Wang Street, Huaxia Kingdom, Earth

Occupation: Little brother

"Wang Le's meow! What about the underworld? Still a little brother......" After reading Zhuang Shisan, he fell directly to the ground.

"Don't throw it around! This is proof that you are my little brother. Erha picked it up and hung it around Zhuang Thirteen's neck.

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