The man in the suit jeans was opened the message and edited a text message.

I'm Qin Shi Huang, I'm eating noodle soup on the street now and I don't have any money to give, hurry up and send fifteen yuan to my account, and go back and pay you back!

But to think about it, it seems that it would be a loss of royal majesty to say so, that is, the entire paragraph was deleted and rewritten.

I, Qin Shi Huang, hit the money.

The man in the suit jeans looked at the message and nodded with satisfaction, "Well, that's it." Concise and clear without losing the royal majesty!"

At the same time, Zhuang 13 was drinking the happy water of the fat house, while browsing the Zhihu website.

Question: Why did Qin Shi Huang name his sons Fusu and Huhai, and if so, to whom would he pass the throne?

A: That's a good question, I don't know.

Doodoo~~~

Zhuang Shisan's mobile phone received a text message from an unfamiliar number.

"Heh! The IQ of liars is not online these days!"

Zhuang Shisanman disdainfully edited a text message and replied to the other party.

Your uncle refuses to receive your messages!

"Dare to talk to me like this!" Qin Shi Huang slammed the table in anger.

Qin Shi Huang immediately edited a new text message reply:

I ordered Er to pay money immediately, and I was in danger of supporting the treasure, and I was sure that I would have a bad review and a complaint!

With a beep, Zhuang Thirteen's mobile phone received a reply to the scam text message.

Full of bad reviews?etc...... It seems that the next visitor is the emperor?

In the next second, Zhuang Thirteen is to make money at the speed of light, and to the relative danger of this mobile phone number.

1,000 yuan to the account......

The payment of dangerous credit is 1,000 yuan......

Seeing the arrival of the text message, Qin Shi Huang paid for the suit and jeans. "The store is okay, I'll sweep it for you, 15 yuan, right?"

After punching the money, Zhuang 13 wrote a text message at the speed of light:

Where is Your Majesty now?

Seeing that the attitude of the text message was so sincere, Qin Shihuang reluctantly gave Zhuang 13 an address:

Wong Tsai noodle stall on Wong Street.

"Wang Tsai's noodle stall, isn't that on the street!" After reading the text message, Zhuang Thirteen rushed out.

Zhuang 13 lives at the end of Wang Street, less than a kilometer away from the street Wang Tsai noodle stall.

With one foot on the accelerator, Zhuang 13 was like a cannonball out of the chamber, speeding 80 miles to the street.

Qin Shi Huang, who was standing in front of the noodle stall and waiting for someone to pick him up, suddenly heard a call: "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty!"

Qin Shi Huang raised his head and responded: "Who is calling me?"

Then a motorcycle sped by, and with a snap, Qin Shi Huang fell on all fours.

At this time, a sentence came back from afar from the speeding motorcycle: "I told you to avoid it a long time ago, and you deserved to fall!"

"Bold maniac, dare to drive to attack me, I want to break your car!" Qin Shi Huang was furious.

At this time, another call came: "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty?"

"Still coming?" Qin Shi Huang was so frightened that he hurriedly ran away.

Zhuang 13 came to Wang Tsai's noodle stall and saw that there were only three people, so he stepped forward to ask.

"Do you know Qin Shi Huang?" Zhuang 13 asked with a slightly silly smile.

Qin Shi Huang in a suit and jeans, "It's me, that's what you really call me in this parallel world." ”

"And who are you two?" Zhuang 13 asked the other two.

"It's a pure solo show!"

"Under Li Dabiao!"

Then the two of them said in unison: "We are all world workers, on call, hard work!"

…………

Zhuang Shisan's small rental house was not enough for four people to live together, so he took a group of three to the Wangjie Hotel.

"In the next seven days, His Majesty will live in this burrow temporarily. "Zhuang 13 opened three rooms for the three of Qin Shi Huang.

Suddenly, Zhuang Shisan remembered to call those two problems, and asked on a whim.

"Your Majesty, I don't know if I should ask a small question?"

"Don't ask!" Qin Shi Huang looked at Zhuang Shisan and changed his words and said, "Forget it, ask!"

"What is the meaning of naming your two sons Fusu and Huhai?"

Qin Shi Huang said without thinking about it: "The eldest son Fusu, and his mother Zheng, is a musician, and he likes to sing a popular song called "The Mountain Has Fusu", so I named the son born to him Fusu. ”

Zhuang Shisan said in his heart after hearing this: "This is really very casual, just like a person who gave birth to a child, others asked him, what is the name of the child, he went out and saw a BMW, so he told others that it was called BMW." ”

"Why do you think it's very casual? My second son, Hu Hai's name, is even more casual. Qin Shi Huang seemed to see through Zhuang Shisan's thoughts, "Because Hu Hai's mother is a Hu person, and the day she gave birth to Hu Hai was Hairi, so I named her Hu Hai, and Hu Nu gave birth to the child on Hai Day." ”

"Then to whom will you pass on the throne in the future?" Zhuang 13 asked a puzzle.

Qin Shi Huang is Youyou said: "If you explain the names of the two people deeply, Fusu comes from the Book of Songs, which means vanilla and Jiamu. The name Hu Hai is better, the Qin Dynasty professed the virtue of water, and the clothes were still black, while Hai belonged to water, and water was black, symbolizing the Great Qin Empire, so I would pass on the throne to Hu Hai, because the name already foreshadowed everything. ”

After Qin Shi Huang finished speaking, he waved his hand and gave Zhuang Thirteen an order to expel guests, "I'm tired, let's retreat." ”

"Uh...... Your Majesty rests well, and the little one retires. Zhuang 13 left.

Go back to your small rental house and continue to drink the happy water of the fat house, while browsing Zhihu.

Question: Why didn't Qin Shi Huang refine the elixir of life back then?

Answer: There is not enough money, no krypton!

Q: Qin Shi Huang is actually a figure enthusiast?

Answer: Just look at the figure (terracotta warriors) of the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang.

Seeing that Zhuang Thirteen is a mouthful of fat house happy water squirted out, he hurriedly closed the Zhihu web page.

If you look at it like this, you won't be able to see it right.

Or think about where you want to take Qin Shi Huang to play in the next seven days.

As...... Take Qin Shi Huang to see the Terracotta Warriors, or take him to see the Great Wall......

"The night is dark and the wind is high, you can do something that can't see the light!"

Qin Shi Huang looked around, no one came to disturb him, and he was ready to do something unspeakable secretly.

He pulled out a one-foot-square object, and after a moment of fumbling with it, the tablet's screen lit up.

Then Qin Shi Huang clicked on the browser and opened a "small website" with a certain mysterious color that everyone loved to read.

Sneak on headphones, close the curtains, and prepare a pack of tissues.

Take off bulky clothing and click to open the video......

"I haven't watched the drama for a long time, and I'm too busy with government affairs to forget about it. Saying that, Qin Shi Huang took a few tissues and wiped the sweat on his forehead, "It's really hot to wear this suit and jeans." ”

Ouch! There are a few new dramas...... There are also the latest figurines...... Tomorrow I must have someone buy it for me!

………