Chapter 11: A Bunch of Grannies
About ten minutes later, there was a sudden burst of shouting in the guard's room.
It was Yang Laoshi's voice.
"Ah......hh It really works! I'm not a fucking dream! It's been eight years! It's been eight years! In the past eight years, I don't know how many grievances I've suffered, and I haven't been a man at all, and now ...... Now I can finally be a man again, and I can finally regain my strength!"
"Doctor Saint! Doctor Saint! This is definitely a Doctor Saint!"
Yang was so excited that he forgot to mention his pants, and ran out of the small bedroom with tears in his eyes, wanting to be grateful to Li Mengnan.
However, in the guard room, there was no trace of Li Mengnan for a long time.
"Eh! Where is the medical saint? It doesn't matter! Labor and management are going to skip work and go home to be a man! My wife is here hahaha!" Compared with looking for a medical saint, Yang Laoshi is more eager to find a wife at the moment.
You know, it's eight years, it's eight years! It's one more year than the seven-year itch!
Yang Laoshi rushed home overjoyed.
At this moment, the medical saint is strolling around the campus with ease.
Li Mengnan wandered around the playground of the campus for a long time, and when he found a few female classmates, he quickly rushed over with an arrow step, and said with a hippie smile to the most beautiful female classmate among them: "This cute little sister, I want to ask you something, do you know where Jiang Yuqing is?"
The reason why this beautiful female classmate is called little sister is because she looks very cute, with clear and bright pupils, curved willow eyebrows, long eyelashes trembling slightly, fair and flawless skin revealing a faint red pink, plus those two cute braids, and with that school outfit, she is a little Lori.
"You can call me cute, but you can't call me little sister, my sister is much older than you, call me sister!" Faced with Li Mengnan's inquiry, Xiao Lori was very displeased.
Although she looks like Lori, there is a fierce big sister living in her heart.
Her name is Tan Yijie, and she thinks that she is the same as her own name, and she was born as a sister.
She is the first sister in her studies, never taking the second, only the first.
She is a sister in life, because her family is wealthy, because she is generous, because she is righteous, she has many girlfriends and friends everywhere, and no one dares to bully her.
She is used to being called her sister, the sister of the first sister!
"You are much older than me, then I shouldn't call you sister, I should call you aunt~~~" As soon as Tan Yijie said this, Li Mengnan hurriedly corrected.
Ga!
As soon as Li Mengnan said this, Tan Yijie and several other female classmates were silent for several seconds!
Tan Yijie hadn't reacted yet, and the few little sisters next to her had already reacted first.
"Who are you? You dare to call our first sister an aunt! Do you owe K?"
"Yes, dare to talk to our first sister like this! Are you too tight? You want us to loosen it for you!"
……
"Wow, you still loosen the skin, give me a wave!" Because the old monster pressed to practice the "God and Demon Forging Technique", the skin on Li Mengnan's body was peeled off layer after layer, and layer after layer was taken off, and the skin grew thicker and tighter, and Li Mengnan really hoped that the skin could be relaxed.
As soon as he heard the words of these female classmates, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his face was full of excitement.
"Damn, first sister, don't stop me! This guy is so cheap, I must clean him up today!"
"Yes! Hit him all over the ground looking for teeth!"
……
Several little sisters were suddenly aggressive, and wanted to come up and beat Li Mengnan violently, but Tan Yijie stopped them.
"Don't be impulsive, everyone!" Tan Yijie knew that this was the school, and fighting in the school was against the school rules and would be punished, and she would not let her little sisters be punished.
"Hehe, according to this logic, then you shouldn't call me aunt, but grandma!" Tan Yijie said to Li Mengnan with a light smile.
As soon as Tan Yijie said this, the little sister next to her suddenly couldn't help laughing, this sister is really the first sister!
Everyone thought that Li Mengnan would argue with Tan Yijie because of the verbal defeat, but unexpectedly, no.
Li Mengnan nodded directly and said, "Okay, grandma, grandma, what is your surname?"
"Tan Yijie!" Tan Yijie said in a deep voice with a cold face.
Although she took advantage of it, but being called by Li Mengnan like this, Tan Yijie always felt weird, and she was uncomfortable no matter how she listened to it.
"Okay, Grandma Tan, can you tell me where the rain is?" Li Mengnan asked again.
"What are you looking for our principal? What, could it be that you are also the fiancé of our principal?" Tan Yijie looked Li Mengnan up and down, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and said shamelessly.
"It turns out that Jiang Yuqing is your principal!
It's the principal's husband! Awesome! By the way, Grandma Tan, why are you so smart? You can see at a glance that I am your principal's fiancé. Li Mengnan said in surprise.
This person's face is really thicker than the city wall, Tan Yijie felt sick in her heart.
"With all due respect, you are the most filed, shameless and disgusting of the 38 men I have ever seen chasing our principal under the guise of his fiancé!
"Yes, you look like a poor and filed, and you look like a bear!
"Yes, even a person like you would dare to beat our headmaster's idea, either his head was caught in the door or kicked by a donkey, and he didn't pee and look in the mirror!"
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Several little sisters followed and took turns verbally humiliating Li Mengnan, and the more they spoke, the more unpleasant they became, until the human body was incomplete.
Li Mengning is willing to be beaten, but he doesn't want people to scold, because he fights back and scolds back, and it is obvious that the beating is more enjoyable.
However, in the face of a group of little girls, he couldn't move his hands and couldn't speak, which made him feel very depressed.
Simply, Li Mengnan's eyes swept directly around everyone's chest.
"From left to right, congenital dysplasia, boyfriend plays over...... And Grandma Tan in the middle, don't put so many things, it will affect its natural growth, you have now planted a seed for cancer, if you continue like this, cancer will grow into a towering tree and eventually kill you!" Li Mengnan squinted his eyes and said.
What does it grow naturally? What kind of cancer? Everyone didn't quite understand what Li Mengnan's words meant for a while, especially Tan Yijie, her IQ was the highest, but she didn't understand and react.
"I'm talking about your xiong! I don't understand it so bluntly? People say that you have big breasts and no brains, and you don't necessarily have brains if you don't have breasts!" Seeing everyone's confused expressions, Li Mengnan kindly prompted.
"You...... You are looking for death!" Tan Yijie could no longer hold back the anger in her chest, and suddenly became angry, pointing at Li Mengnan's nose and scolding.