Jiangning City, Lingmu High School.

This is a private high school, or an aristocratic high school, the teachers, teaching hardware or something in it are completely thrown off a few streets of ordinary high schools, and the students in it are either the rich second generation or the second generation of officials, and even the guards guarding the school gate are relatives of the leaders.

The doorman on duty today is Yang Laoshi.

Yang Laoshi is already in his fifties, and at his age, if he does any heavy work, his body can't bear it, and others dare not ask for it;

Fortunately, Yang Laoshi has a relative in Jiangning City, and his cousin is the director of the city's Education Bureau.

Stuffing your cousin into any public school is a bit of a violation and inappropriate.

But if it is sent to a private school, there is no violation, and the salary of the janitor of this Lingmu High School is much higher than the salary of the janitor of other schools.

So, Yang Laoshi naturally became a doorman at Lingmu High School and lived a leisurely work life every day.

At this time, it was nine o'clock in the morning, the students had already started class, and Yang Laoshi had nothing to do, he lit a cigarette, and then smoked in the guard room.

Just as he was about to rise, a shadow crossed under his nose.

This shadow is so conspicuous that it's hard not to see it.

Yang Laoshi immediately stood up from the chair and said in a fierce voice: "Stop!

The shadow stopped, he turned around, and showed a mysterious smile at Yang Laoshi: "Hello, Uncle Doorman, I'm here to find my wife." ”

The person who spoke was none other than Li Mengnan.

Hearing Li Mengnan say that he was looking for a wife, Yang Laoshi sighed slightly, this strange thing happens every year, especially this year, and today is the thirty-eighth time he has heard someone say that he is looking for a wife.

Yang honestly smiled shamelessly and said, "You won't say that Jiang Yuqing is your wife, right?"

"Eh, uncle, it's great that you know my wife! I thought I was going to the wrong place again!" Li Mengnan said excitedly.

Jiangning City is huge, not only Lingmu High School, but also Lin Mu High School and Ling Mu High School, Li Mengnan came to Lingmu High School before, but he went to the wrong place, and it took a lot of twists and turns.

The first time I went to the city, it was really hard to find a wife!

Seeing that Li Mengnan turned around and was about to enter the school, Yang Laoshi immediately darkened his face.

Especially when he saw that Li Mengnan was dressed more earthly than he was in the village, Yang Laoshi's face was even more cloudy, and he immediately shouted: "Stop me! Who let you in? This is a school, not a mental hospital! If you are sick, go to a mental hospital to find your wife!"

As soon as he heard Yang Laoshi scolding him for being sick, Li Mengnan stopped his pace, turned around, glanced Yang Laoshi up and down, and then said with a smile: "Uncle, I think you are sick!"

Yang Laoshi's face suddenly froze, he was also the cousin of the director of education, who dared to scold him like this? Among the thirty-seven men who came to find Jiang Yuqing before, none of them treated him with courtesy, and even wanted to bribe him to say good things.

Only today, this Li Mengnan, who looks poor and sour, actually dares to scold himself for being sick, Yang Laoshi is angry in his heart!

"What are you talking about?, if you have the ability, you say it again?" said Yang honestly.

At this time, anger was already brewing in Yang Laoshi's chest, and at the same time, he had already picked up the electric baton in his hand.

"I said you are sick, and you are not lightly ill!" Li Mengnan didn't care so much, and said bluntly.

Yang Laoshi couldn't stand it anymore, he was so angry that he raised the electric baton in his hand, waved it over the top, and smashed it at Li Mengnan.

Seeing that the electric baton was about to fall on Li Mengnan's body, Li Mengnan said a string of words indifferently: "Less than three centimeters, but three seconds, you are a little impotent! And look at your forehead sweating, your eyes are empty, this is a typical too empty, this is already a very serious illness, not eating a few boxes of kidney treasure tablets, drinking a little yang medicine can solve the problem, you must seek medical attention in time, otherwise there is not much time left......

Yang Laoshi's hand stopped in mid-air, and his expression was hysterical shock, because Li Mengnan's words just now poked at his vital point!

How did he know he was less than three centimeters, but only three seconds?

How did he know that he was taking Kidney Treasure Tablets and drinking Yang Medicine?

Yang Honest is unbelievable!

"Look, hear, ask, this is the four diagnosis methods of Chinese medicine, your illness, I only need to take a look. Li Mengnan still said indifferently.

"Are you a doctor?" asked Yang honestly, putting down the electric baton.

"No, the word doctor underestimates me too much, and I don't mind you calling me a healer. Li Mengnan said.

Sleep~ groove, it's too pretending! The little trust that Yang Laoshi just generated was instantly washed away.

"Have you been to a lot of hospitals in the past few years, especially men's hospitals, but you still haven't gotten better? Because all you meet is doctors, if you had met a doctor like me, you wouldn't have spent so much money. Li Mengnan just continued to add.

Yang Laoshi didn't believe Li Mengnan's words anymore, because he felt that the other party was boasting too much, and the cowhide was about to be blown out.

"Do you think I'm bragging? As long as you're impotent, I can cure it right away! I'll know it by trying!" Seeing the disbelief written on Yang Laoshi's face, Li Mengnan immediately said with a straight face.

"Just try, who is afraid of whom! If you brag! Never try to get close to the gate of Lingmu High School again, let alone look at Jiang Yuqing! If you don't brag, I will let you in immediately, and from now on, I will not stop you!" Yang honestly said vigorously.

"Good. Your impotence is caused by blocked meridians, you only need to play yourself 100 times in a row, and the effect will be immediately after playing. Li Mengnan said.

A hundred self-bullets, what the hell?

Yang honestly said that he didn't understand, and asked, "What do you mean by playing a hundred times?"

"Naturally, where the impotence will be played, remember to work hard, otherwise it will fall short. Li Mengnan said.

Nani! Yang Laoshi's face suddenly became indescribably weird, this kid can't be cheating on himself!

"You're not kidding me, are you?" Yang honestly skeptical.

"Am I joking with you? You have run so many men's hospitals and walked so many unjust roads for the sake of your surname, don't you want to try even this hundred times now?" Li Mengnan asked rhetorically.

Thinking about it, simply, Yang Laoshi directly stiffened his head and said: "Okay! I'll play! If I find out that you are cheating me! I'll play your little twitter!"

Yang Laoshi naturally wouldn't do this in front of Li Mengnan, he turned around and walked into the small bedroom in the guard's room.

Li Mengnan couldn't wait for Yang Laoshi to finish playing a hundred times, and when Yang Laoshi entered the small bedroom, he swaggered into the school from the guard room.