Chapter 92: Expulsion of Wu Dalang
Thunderbolt replied to Woodstar - Oh, what bad idea did you stinky boy come up with?
Wood Star replied with some unhappiness - I said uncle, I sincerely help you with ideas, why do you say that it is a bad idea before you hear it? If you always discourage me like this, I will simply learn that in the future...... Well...... That Xu Liang entered Cao Ying and said nothing.
Teacher Perak immediately replied -- Well, you are a king and a ball! Look, look, you are wrong again, right? Where did Xu Liang come from to enter Cao Ying? That white-eyed hero Xu Liang was from the Song Dynasty, and Cao Cao was from the Three Kingdoms period, and the difference between the two of them was hundreds of years, so it was not impossible for them to fight each other at all! I said that you always have bad ideas, and you still don't believe it. You stinky boy can't even tell the difference between historical figures, and you're always wearing a crown and a li. Who would dare to use a military advisor like you?
Wu Xing replied unconvinced: I'm just making an analogy, don't people just remember a person's name for a while? Look at you, an elder, you grab a little handle and pinch your nephew's pigtail and don't let go. Hmph, do you still look like an uncle? Or my mother told me that you have been hypocritical since you were a child. My mother said that when you two grabbed apples when you were a child, as long as you didn't grab the big one, you would cry and make fuss, rolling all over the ground, and you had to ask my mother to give you the big apple.
Teacher Perak replied angrily - Fart! Obviously, she likes to eat small apples, but I don't fight with women, so I give her the small apples every time and eat the big ones myself. Why did it get into her mouth and it turned into me rolling on the ground to grab the big apple, well, Wang Ba yoball, it's just nonsense.
Wood Star replied - I have never heard of someone snatching small apples to eat when I am so old. Uncle, you really have a set of skills to distort the facts, and I can't accept it.
Teacher Perak replied - Dexing, you are convinced. Think about it, if I don't distort the facts, can we make money? Can there be so many little dwarfs and dwarfs to buy my height pills? Without this income, can you, a young man who is foolish and disobedient wherever you go to work, still have money to make?1
Wood Star thought about it for a while, and replied to Mr. Perak - Uncle, I have to admit what you said. I've been following you for the past two years, and it's really easy to make money.
Teacher Perak replied - So, you have to listen to me, right? I teach you a few words, you can't always talk back to me, it won't do you any good at all. Actually, the two of us should be intimate with each other, don't you say?
Wood Star replied - Uncle, for the sake of money, I will listen to you in the future and stop talking back to you. But just now, you didn't even listen to me and said that I had a bad idea, and I still felt wronged.
Teacher Perak quickly replied - I may have gone a little too far by saying that, but how many of the ideas you gave me were decent and good?
Wood Star replied - But uncle, even if I had a bad idea, you can't always look at people with colored glasses? How do you know that my idea today must be bad?
Mr. Perak replied - okay, okay. I wronged you just now. Tell me your good idea now, and I'll see if you can use it.
After a while, Woodstar replied - Uncle, what did you do just now, I want to give you an idea?
Teacher Perak sent him a message - just now I heard you say that Wu Dalang set himself on fire in the warehouse of the Bone Village Restaurant, so I said that I should think of a good way to come out, so as not to let Wu Dalang's mess affect the relationship between me and Boss Gao.
Woodstar replied - yes, yes, yes, I remembered! Actually, I came up with a very simple solution. Let's just publicly announce on the karaoke platform that Wu Dalang violated the family rules of our Ba Sing family and kicked this stinky girl out of our family. In this way, he is not from our family, isn't there anything wrong with Boss Gao?
Teacher Perak replied - Dexing, your idea this time is a good idea. However, I can't bear to kick out Wu Dalang.
Wood Star replied - Alright, uncle. Don't cry in this cat, fake mercy. Are you the kind of person who can't bear it? Don't pretend in front of my own nephew, and keep that set of hypocrisy for outsiders. You have watched me grow up since I was a child, and I have watched you grow old, and I have long seen that you are getting older and older. Huhuha, uncle, you're making me hurt now, are you a little angry, don't you think my nephew is getting more and more with you?
Teacher Perak replied to him - Dexing, have you ever heard of a saying that the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly? I have never seen any kind of wind and waves in my old man, and can he still capsize in your little gutter? And you didn't even listen to me and make a speech, you called the monkey eat twist and twisted, and I got all my meaning wrong.
Wood Star was a little confused by what he said, and replied - Uncle, I don't seem to understand what you mean. You obviously said that it was a little unbearable to kick Wu Dalang out of the family and announce it to the karaoke world, right? Could it be that my ears heard it wrong?
Teacher Perak sent him a message - I couldn't bear it, I meant that because I felt sorry for me, I had eaten so many pills for Wu Dalang before, and each pill was condensed with my hard work. Now that he is finally addicted, he can be completely controlled by me, so I take the initiative to abandon him, can I not feel distressed?
Wu Dalang has already burned to death, and now he is probably left with a pile of coke. Let's issue a statement to expel him now, this is all an afterthought, what do you have to feel sorry for? Why do you feel sorry for a dead man?
Teacher Perak suddenly replied with a sudden realization - Oh, yes, Wu Dalang's stinky boy is dead, how can I forget about this!
Wood Star replied proudly, "Uncle, how do you say that?" Yes, yes, a wise man must make a mistake if he thinks a thousand times. Now when it is used on you, it is like the surname Zheng is married to the surname He, so it is just right to call one. Huhuhaha...... I'm so happy. Even your singing voice shook the sky, and the great Asian lamp of boundless wisdom could be dizzy in front of me, and it was so happy, so happy. Huhuhaha......
Teacher Perak replied with some annoyance and anger -- You are a proud fart! Who has not been confused for a while, shouldn't I be allowed to short-circuit my brain once in a while? Alas, it is really difficult to be a saint, and it is difficult to be a saint!
Wood Star replied - Uncle, it is difficult for a saint to be the most suitable for you. It's hard for a saint to be a leftover man, you haven't found me an uncle when you've lived a long time, aren't you just a leftover man?
Teacher Perak replied - Get out! Get out of here.
Wood Star replied - Uncle, don't regret it. You go and send Wu Dalang's death notice yourself, and you can find another person to make trouble for the singer tonight.