Chapter 91: A Pair of Bad Things

Not long after Wood Star sent this message to Mr. Perak, Mr. Perak's reply appeared on the screen of his mobile phone - what nonsense are you talking about, you Dexing, your junior brother was fine two days ago, how could he suddenly die?

When Wood Star saw Mr. Perak ask, he knew he didn't believe it. quickly replied - uncle, you don't know. Wu Dalang, he told me a long time ago that life is boring, this guy is obviously tired of life. Yesterday, when I sent him a message to arrange a mission, he suddenly told me that it was no longer interesting to live in this life, and he wanted to be reincarnated as a human being. He told me that he had actually figured it out, and that he always felt that he might be able to make a good life by being reincarnated, and that it was better to live than to live now.

Thunderbolt sent a message - that bastard boy, did he really say that?

Woodstar replied - Uncle, I can't talk nonsense to you about this kind of thing. Wu Dalang's kid really doesn't want to live anymore.

Message from Mr. Perak - what about later, how do you know that he is indeed dead?

Wood Star replied - and then I persuaded him to come, telling him that it was better to die than to live. And I told him that every height enhancement pill carefully made by the master was not easy to come by. You've eaten so much, if you die so casually, are you worthy of our master?

Teacher Perak sent a message - Dexing, you are right. There aren't many people who are willing to take my pills, and anyone who is addicted to it is our best friend, and I really can't bear him!

Wood Star replied - Uncle, in fact, I think the same way. Wu Dalang's kind of second goods is actually dead when he dies, and it is estimated that he can't even stink a piece of land. But there is one less living force who sincerely contributes to us, and I am reluctant to let him die. So I tried to persuade him, but that kid actually ate the scales, and he wanted to die, and I persuaded him for a long time.

Teacher Perak sent a message - Dexing, how did he die later? Your child is just following your mother, and you can't talk on time for a long time since you were a child. This matter has to be counted on your grandmother, she is a long-winded person, and she gave birth to your family, and all of them are with her.

Woodstar replied - Uncle, isn't my grandmother also a mother? You are also a child born to my grandmother?

Teacher Perak replied - you fart. I just said that your mother's family followed your grandmother, but I didn't say that my family.

Wu Xing replied - Uncle, you haven't given me an uncle, aren't you the only one in your family?

Teacher Perak sent a message angrily - why do you always talk to me, you bastard, why are you, you, you, and me not too big or small?

Wood Star replied - Uncle, don't be angry. Isn't this because I'm not good at pinyin, and I'm used to handwriting when sending messages, and I'm too lazy to hit the "heart" under "you"? When did I speak in front of you, I didn't need "you" anymore.

Teacher Perak replied - yes, yes, yes. I don't care about you anymore. You told me the business first, how did Wu Dalang die?

Woodstar replied - hey, hey! The guy ran to the warehouse of the restaurant where he bought his baked cakes, locked himself in and lit a fire, and burned himself alive inside!

Teacher Perak replied - Ah! You mean that Wu Dalang ran into the warehouse of the "Bone Village Restaurant" and set himself on fire? Did he also burn down other people's warehouses?

Wood Star replied - Uncle, I didn't see the scene where he burned to death, but I guess everyone else burned to death, and that storeroom must have burned to the ground!

Teacher Perak sent a message - alas, what a pity, not a pity. This Wu Dalang, why is he so confused? He went to someone's warehouse and set himself on fire.

Wood Star replied - Uncle, anyway, the others are gone, don't feel sorry for him.

Teacher Perak replied - Phew, I'm sorry for him, I'm sorry for him, Dexing, can't you talk out of your mind, can I feel sorry for Wu Dalang's little Cui Tou?

Wood Star sent a message - yes, I also think that you won't feel sorry for anyone, uncle. I remember when my grandmother died that year, you stood by the bed without shedding a single tear, and I was choked by my mother's arm and cried.

Teacher Perak replied - you are talking nonsense, who said that I didn't cry when your grandma died? It's just that you didn't see it when I cried. I'm such a big person, why don't I cry in front of you?

When Wood Star saw him, he was anxious again, so he quickly changed the topic and sent a message - uncle, don't mention the past. What you just said, I still don't understand a little, Wu Dalang is dead when he dies, what are you talking about and what is a pity?

Teacher Perak replied - I'm not sorry for his death, I'm sorry that my deal with the owner of the restaurant "Bone Village" may be ruined because of him.

Wood Star asked in surprise - Uncle, do you want to join the shares of that restaurant?

Perak sent a message - I am not a shareholder of that restaurant. It's the owner of that restaurant, Brother Li, who plans to open a branch in our northwest. I promised him that when his branch opened, I would bring him some customers to eat.

Wood Star replied - Uncle, where did you go to find so many people to eat to cheer him on?

Teacher Perak sent him a message - boy, don't forget that among those people in our Ba Sing family who have taken pills, who doesn't listen to me?

Wood Star suddenly replied - Oh, uncle, you are right! Your height pill, not only can not increase height, but it is so addictive that people always want to eat after eating, and control those dwarf dwarfs obediently. But uncle, but there is one thing I don't understand, what should we do for that high boss to pull people over?

Mr. Perak replied - hahahaha, don't you understand? If I cheer for his restaurant, he will give flowers and gifts to me and our Ba Sing family on the karaoke platform. Is this called a gift exchange?

Wu Xing suddenly replied, "Roar, haha, my uncle is too clever! I am proud to have such a treacherous and cunning elder as you!"

Teacher Perak replied - how can you talk to me, you bastard boy, how can you describe your own uncle in such an ugly word?!

Wood Star hurriedly replied - uncle, don't be angry, it's not okay if I'm wrong. I don't have a high level of education, and I often use the wrong words, and you don't know it. Actually, I want to praise you for your clever means.

Mr. Perak replied - that's pretty much it. In addition, I remind you that you can't rely on my pills alone to deal with those dwarf dwarfs in our family. We also need to focus on propaganda and education, so that they can build deep-rooted concepts in their minds and love us from the bottom of their hearts. Therefore, you must keep instilling those slogans in them and let them shout them every day. When I see it in the karaoke, I shout, and when I enter the song room, I have to shout it to the people on the karaoke platform, so as to promote the strength of our family and enhance my personal appeal and dominance over them.

Wood Star immediately replied - yes! Teacher Thunderbolt's singing voice shook the sky and stood alone in the world. Perak is the literary and artistic beacon of Greater Asia, illuminating people's hearts and guiding the direction of life. Perak teacher is blessed as Donghae Shoubi Namsan!

Teacher Perak continued to send messages - Okay Dexing, you can just implement these slogans for them, and you don't have to shout them in front of me all the time. What I'm most worried about now is that Wu Dalang set himself on fire in the warehouse of the Bone Village Restaurant, will it affect the cooperation between Boss Gao and me?

After a while, Woodstar replied - Uncle, I have a good solution!