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The red boy pouted disapprovingly: "Ridiculous, I've seen Arhats eat meat, and I haven't seen anything like that." Or Theravada Buddhism is at ease, crossing itself, which cares so much. You can't eat meat, you can't drink alcohol, you can't eat meat, you can't get married, you can't have children, you can't have hair...... It's ...... By the way, I have heard people say that there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and no queen is the greatest! The body is born from your parents, and you are cut off like this, you are not filial! Hmm...... And, there's ...... I can't remember, anyway, it's not right for you to do that. I suggest that from today we will be Hinayana Buddhism, drink wine and eat meat, and be at ease!"

When the lone wolf and the monkey heard this, they were excited, why don't they raise their claws to cooperate?

The squirrel itself does not eat meat, and stands firmly on Fang Zheng's side, lying there with four paws and tails and shouting, "Anyway, I'll go with Master!"

Fang Zhengze looked at the red boy with a smile and said, "Pure heart, do you know why the Buddhist family doesn't eat meat, don't get married, don't raise children, and don't have hair?"

The red boy snorted: "Play alternative, attract people's attention, and enslave other people's thoughts!"

Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "Who doesn't know that meat is delicious? Who doesn't know the beauty of women? Who doesn't know the importance of passing on the ancestry? Who doesn't know that having hair will make you more beautiful? However, the monks just don't want this, that is, they tell the world that these things that are very important in the eyes of the world can be put down, and they can be happy and comfortable after putting them down." In this way, you can be happy and comfortable, and what is there in the world that you can't let go? Laugh at life, life can laugh at you, and complain, what's the use?"

The red boy was dumbfounded for a moment, but he still didn't give up and shouted, "That'...... Isn't that self-deception? Unhappy is unhappy, unlucky, and you have to be happy, cut ......."

"Good fortune never falls on self-deprecating waste, but it often falls on the unlucky ones who have been trying to move forward. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, you know?" Fang Zheng asked rhetorically.

The red boy narrowed his eyes thoughtfully, thinking in his heart: "It seems to make some sense, according to what he said, I have to be ready to stab him to death with a shot at all times, otherwise I am afraid that I will not be able to complete the task just by waiting for the opportunity." ”

Seeing the red boy nodding there, Fang Zheng thought that the child had finally been persuaded by him, and he was quite proud in his heart, he hadn't read the scriptures and books for so long!

The red boy fell into the contemplation of assassination, and naturally began to eat this meal.

After eating and drinking, Fang Zheng was about to take a look at his own Jingmi, but as a result, the mobile phone rang again!

Fang Zheng picked it up and looked at it, it was still the unfamiliar number, Fang Zheng frowned, picked it up, and before he could speak, he heard a child's voice from the other side: "Dad, is it you?"

Fang Zheng said bitterly: "Amitabha, child, you made the wrong call, the poor monk is not your father." ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng hung up the phone again, shook his head slightly, pushed open the back door, and walked out, and the phone rang again.

"Amitabha, child, the poor monk is not your father. Fang Zheng didn't even think about it, just picked it up and said.

Outcome......

"Uh...... Master, your skills are higher than mine. A strange female voice rang on the phone.

Fang Zheng was stunned, it wasn't that kid! Hurry up and look at the caller ID, sure enough, it's another unfamiliar number, or a landline! But why is this number so familiar? I can't think of it so much, Fang Zheng's old face turned red, and he hurriedly replied: "Amitabha, I'm sorry, donor, there was a little donor who always called me just now...... Hmm, what's the matter with the donor?" Fang Zheng didn't know how to explain, he opened his mouth to take advantage of others, it seemed a little too dark.

There was a burst of laughter from the other side, and then the woman said in a sweet voice: "Since the master will definitely not be able to stand me, then give me a chance to listen to me tell the master something." ”

Fang Zheng pondered, it's okay left and right, then listen.

Hearing that Fang Zheng agreed, the woman was obviously very happy, let out a long sigh of relief, clenched her fists, suppressed the excitement in her heart, and said in her heart: "It's finally done!

So the woman said: "Master, it's like this, do you go out every day to turn your fate into a consecration or something, are you tired?"

Fang Zheng was stunned, he really hadn't tried to open the light, and the transformation was only at the bottom of the mountain, so he said, "It's okay." ”

"That's right, but I can make it easier for you to get rid of the fate, I introduce myself, my Porsche store in Montenegro, your car consultant, Xiao Rong. Last time we were on the phone, the master didn't seem interested in our promotion, and felt that the 50,000 discount was an insult to you. Therefore, this time Xiao Rong recommends to you a luxury car beauty that absolutely meets your value, Porsche Angel, this is the latest model this year, there are only 50 cars in the world, and the market price is 13 million! If you book today, we will deliver it to your door, no matter where you are. Xiao Rong said.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was dumbfounded, and then suddenly remembered that last year, this woman did sell him a car, and then he refused on the grounds that he was not short of 50,000 yuan......

Fang Zheng coughed dryly and replied: "It turned out to be Lord Rong, the poor monk took the liberty to ask, how is the off-road performance of this car? ”

When Xiao Rong heard about the off-road performance, he immediately burst into laughter, and directly asked about the performance, which is an idea! So he said: "This is Porsche's new SUV, and the off-road performance is not the strongest, but it is no problem to go into a mountainous area." A customer has already driven to Tibet, and it is leading the way, unimpeded! By the way, master, what are the road conditions in the mountainous area where you are going?

Fang Zheng looks like the stepped stone road being repaired, and says: "The ...... that has just been repaired"

"It's just been repaired, then it's definitely no problem! The roads that are being built now are all roads that are full of width, and our cars will fly the same way!" Xiao Rong didn't wait for Fang Zheng to finish speaking, and immediately said.

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes, this girl is really fast-talking, can't she listen to me?

Sure enough, before Fang Zheng could speak, he heard the other party ask, "Master, do you take the steep mountain road?"

Fang Zheng looked like the step, and said, "It's not too steep, but it's ......."

"Then it's absolutely OK, if the tractor can go up, our car can go up! Do you still have any questions? Let's ask together, I promise to give you the most perfect answer!" Xiao Rong asked excitedly.

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly: "Donor, it's still a problem with the road, the poor monk's mountain road is not steep, and the road is indeed newly built, but the mountain road is a stone step, and the road width is less than one meter five, if your car can be driven up, the poor monk wants to try the car ......."

"Toot-toot-"

Fang Zheng looked at his phone in amazement, shook his head and said, "You can't blame the poor monk, right...... Amitabha Buddha is really an anxious benefactor. ”

ps: Hey, my wife is sick, 17 weeks pregnant, my stomach hurts terribly, the obstetrics department does not meet the 20-week requirements and cannot be hospitalized, and there is no bed in the gynecology department, which is also difficult. Fortunately, saving manuscripts does not affect the update.

ps: I saw that some people think that these two sheets have water, but I don't write that people come to ask every day to debate the question of whether monks can eat meat, why does Fang Zheng follow a finger but still doesn't look like a monk's question. It's hard to adjust, and I'm tired.