The process of choosing a concubine didn't take too long, and after Zhou Kun picked five beautiful young ladies to sit down around him, he signaled the service staff to disperse the remaining girls who were still queuing up to talk to him.

You can clearly see the disappointment on their faces, but after trying to attract Zhou Kun's attention several times to no avail, they finally left in disgrace.

This also relieved the spare tire men who were worried about them on the side, it was good that they were not selected, and they might still have hope to hold the beauty tonight.

I heard that frustrated girls had better soak, as long as they went over to comfort them with rhetoric, and then poured a few glasses of wine,

It's just that when they are full of confidence and put on what they think is the most handsome poss (pose) in front of the young ladies, they only get a disdainful look, and they don't have the money to learn from others to pick up girls, so they can stay cool.

Don't you see the magic dragon set that people open, a man who can't even open a card, is this still a man?

Get out of the way!

Then he returned to his own stage and drank snow beer with the poor people who were suffering from the same disease, while complaining about the injustice of the world, and then recalling the story of his brave journey to the end of the world.

Zhou Kun naturally didn't notice so many frustrations in the neighborhood who added drama to himself, and looked at the pleasing girls beside him, with a wicked smile on his lips.

He motioned to the waiter standing next to him with his eyes, and told him to buy some paper and pens, and by the way, he went to the newsstand outside to bring back a few copies of "Reference News".

After all this, he took out a copy of "Probability Theory and Mathematical Statistics" from his bag and put it on the table.

Yes, you read that right, it is the fourth edition of Probability Theory and Mathematical Statistics, published by Higher Education Press in 2008.

The girls' eyes naturally kept on Zhou Kun's body, and after seeing Zhou Kun take out the book from his bag, he leaned over to find out.

After discovering that what Zhou Kun took out turned out to be a textbook, a short-haired beauty beside him who looked like Qi Wei was the first to speak: "Little brother, are you a probability and statistics, what a coincidence, I happened to learn this course last semester." ”

Zhou Kun, as a short-haired controller, is the one he admires the most among the five. At this time, she took the initiative to send it to the door, so naturally she couldn't let it go.

Haha laughed and took her into his arms, then picked up the wine glass and poured it into her mouth, saying, "That's a coincidence, I also took this course last semester." Come, have a drink for our fate. ”

Short-haired girls naturally don't pretend to be posturing, and they were finally so lucky to be singled out, how can they play pretending to be pure.

After a toast without hesitation, he pretended to be shy and writhed in Zhou Kun's arms.

But the strange thing is that the more this body twists, the closer it seems to be to Zhou Kun.

Another long-haired girl who looked a little like Nazha naturally couldn't let her be spoiled alone, and also interjected: "Little brother, you are so good, you can understand such a difficult book, and you are a scholar at first glance." I'm a scumbag and my scalp tingles when I see math. ”

Zhou Kun thought to himself, why don't you just take a book and put it on the table, you lick it like this, it's really hard enough.

And this book is for you.

So he forced a smile and said seriously: "Actually, what I like most is studying, and a noisy place like a bar is not suitable for me."

It's just that today I happened to be tired of studying, and I was a little bored, so I came to relax and relax.

After all, only knowledge can make me happy, and only learning can enrich me. ”

After Zhou Kun said this, he could clearly perceive that the atmosphere in the booth seemed to be inexplicably cold all of a sudden, and there was a strange atmosphere around him.

After a long while, the girl who looked like Nazha replied with a twitch in the corner of her mouth: "Hehe, in fact, we also like to study, just come out at night to relax and relax." ”

Zhou Kun was actually waiting for this sentence, and slapped his thigh violently, "It's good to love learning, I like girls who love to learn."

In this way, it is a rare opportunity, and there are many topics in the book that I think are quite interesting, so let's do it together. ”

As he spoke, he sent the paper and pen bought by the waiter to each girl, and then took a question from the book and sent it to a six-person WeChat group they had set up face-to-face before.

Zhou Kun looked at the girls as if he was a little sluggish, looking at him with a look like a neurotic, and he was not in a hurry or annoyed, but said with a smile: "Whoever makes this question first, I will reward her with 50,000 yuan." It should also be a lottery for everyone to learn. ”

As soon as they heard Zhou Kun's colorful head, the girls' eyes suddenly lit up, regardless of whether he was a psychotic or not, the one who gave the money was the uncle.

50,000 yuan for a question, this money is more than opening and closing your legs.

In the future, whoever tells me that it is useless to study well, and I can't make money at all, so I will be anxious with whoever I am.

Suddenly, he didn't care about the surprised eyes of the other card seats, picked up the paper and pen and began to write frantically.

There are also girls who want to be opportunistic and want to check Baidu and send questions to others to ask for answers, but they were stopped by Zhou Kun and told them not to use external forces.

Therefore, in the most lively bar and the largest booth in Qiantang, there was the most bizarre scene since the establishment of the bar.

The entire booth is filled with colorful Ace of Spades champagne, and there are two cabinets full of various foreign wines on the side.

This place was supposed to be an erosive scene of a group of demons dancing and getting drunk and drunk, and a few beauties in Qi B short skirts dancing on the table is the normal way to open it.

As a result, I saw several goddess-level girls lying on the table and writing hard, and from time to time rushing to flip through a book, as if they were looking for something.

and Zhou Kun was surrounded by women alone, but he didn't move.

Just holding a champagne glass in his right hand, flipping through the newspaper in front of him with his left hand, and vaguely seeing the four big words on the front page of the newspaper through the lights on the dance floor: reference news

Is there any mistake?

I'm afraid I'm not coming to the provincial library.

The other booths in the vicinity couldn't play anymore, so they came over curiously to watch the excitement.

A local tyrant who also opened the magic dragon trick couldn't help but murmur after seeing this scene: "Labor and management spent almost 100,000 yuan, and the effect of pretending to be forced is not as good as one-tenth of his! Labor and management should also do the same!"

Immediately, with a wave of his hand, he asked the waiter to go outside urgently to buy him a bundle of newspapers, and then asked the girl in his booth to take one by herself, and pretended to look at it there.

So in the originally extremely noisy bar, there was an eerie silence that began to spread. The surroundings gradually became silent, and even the little wave hooves were infected by the atmosphere and quieted down a lot.

Many people have taken photos and posted them on WeChat, group posts, and Weibo in the circle of friends.

"It's the most academic bar I've ever had!"

"The man who reads the reference news in the bar is so attractive!"

"SOS is coming, the wonders of the ages, everyone is reading the newspaper, and there are people working on the question!"

"The young lady who still has to study in the bar is so beautiful, fo fo fo. ”

"Come and see King B! It's the first time I've seen someone pretending to be B like this, and I've opened the dragon set and shouted beauties there to do the question!"

"Labor and management TM come to jump, you give me a question there, raise your posture!"

......

For a while, all the WeChat groups in the Qiantang night market spread all over Zhou Kun, surrounded by beautiful women, and the card seat was full of aces of spades, but he was drinking and reading newspapers alone.

And the photo also clearly highlights the four big words of the newspaper: reference news.

Zhou Kun was also a little surprised to see that the effect of pretending to be so good, could it be that I want to be an Internet celebrity?

But I can only be an Internet celebrity, not an Internet celebrity.

Seeing that the effect of pretending to be forced has already been overachieved, several young ladies have already done questions to doubt their lives, and Zhou Kun no longer teased them, beckoning them to start playing games.

After driving a train, a world war, and tearing tissues, Zhou Kun has long hugged left and right, and he has a lot of fun.

It wasn't until about one o'clock in the morning that the wine was almost squandered, and Zhou Kun pulled the five girls into the seven-seater business car prepared by the bar.

Yes, you read that right, Zhou Kun did not choose among the five girls, but took them all away.

After all, only children make choices, and adults want them all.