The fat man on the other side of the phone hummed very sadly: "Pig, you are a pig!" Do you know, in order to help you find such a welfare and high salary, two big holidays a year, and there are unexpected surprises on Teacher's Day, boss, I am wearing my mouth and begging grandpa to tell grandma to use countless connections to fight for this opportunity for you."

I was so angry and hated Tie Chenggang too much that I hated Zhou Yi too much that this piece of mud couldn't support the wall, Zhu Xiaohua didn't fall up in one breath, and directly let out a kind of mournful voice that some kind of domestic animal would only make at the last moment of his life: "Oh, you, you, you, you"

"Don't worry about you, Xiaohua, you have a three-high physique, you have to be careful of your body. ”

Zhou Yi said seriously: "Don't be angry, otherwise I'll have to take an ambulance to pick you up when I go back, right?"

"You!"

"It's all said goodbye to you. Xiaohua, I really tried my best this time."

Zhou Yi's voice suddenly deepened, and the thick magnetic voice, solemn and serious feeling, made Comrade Zhu Xiaohua on the other end of the phone suddenly feel like he was in a temple, a mourning hall, a people's xx hall, and a news broadcast hall

"Don't come to this set, you wait for me, the third child, today I have to accompany your sister-in-law, tomorrow, tomorrow I will kill it, you wash my neck and wait"

The fat man, who has full experience in fighting with Zhou Yi, knows too well what the character of the otaku on the phone is, so he doesn't eat this set at all, and after leaving a cruel word, he hung up the phone directly.

"Comrade Xiaohua's temper is still so big"

Putting down the phone with a smile, Zhou Yi walked into the bedroom, sat cross-legged on the bed, his expression gradually turned solemn, serious like the two great monks who went to the fire in the movie "Kapok Robe", revealing a strange feeling that is incompatible with modern society.

System Startup

With Zhou Yi's words, a strange picture, like a legendary holographic four-dimensional image, appeared in his eyes.

Zhou Yi's gaze suddenly became warm, as if he had seen the lonely widower of the beautiful little widow and the green wheat seedlings longing for the rice fields to be watered.

"Buddy's happy life depends on you, and the leisure index should also accumulate to the points needed for upgrades, right?"

In front of him is a picture of character attributes, the avatar is Zhou Yi, a lazy guy, and on the left side of the avatar, there is a row of data.

Basic Exercises: Linggen Immortal Body Level 0 105/100

Root bone 1, understanding 1, strength 1, agility 1, wisdom 1.

Description: The basic exercises are required for the spiritual root immortal body upgrade as potential points. How to passively obtain potential points: 1: Leisurely attitude towards life. 2: A good living environment, and the method of actively obtaining potential points: cultivating the main profession or the sub-profession.

Primary Class: None.

Subclass: None.

Below the basic exercises, are the character's current attributes:

Attack: 5 Defense: 5 Speed: 5 Psychics: 5

As an outstanding young man who loves life and studies hard every day, Zhou Yi is naturally no stranger to games. These attributes are obviously their own abilities when the basic exercises fail to be upgraded, that is, this is the data of ordinary people.

Not long after these data appeared, the system began to spontaneously detect the living environment, and soon came to a conclusion: "The living environment, the city of Chu in the Xia Kingdom, the birthplace of the Huang Han culture, has a long history, the natural environment is average, and the air quality is average, and the comprehensive evaluation is 5B, good!"

"Fortunately, although the natural conditions of my hometown are a little worse, fortunately, there is still a historical background, and I can barely meet the requirements of the system."

Zhou Yi nodded, and after the system was tested, he impatiently chose to upgrade. This all-powerful idler system has been mixed with him, and as long as the thoughts are together, the system will react spontaneously.

Immediately after the upgrade, the data changed.

Basic Exercises: Spiritual Root Immortal Body Level 1 5/200

Root Bone 3, Realization 3, Strength 3, Agility 3, Wisdom 3.

Current Main Occupation: None

Current Suboccupation: None

Level 1 attributes: 20 attack power, 20 defense points, 20 speed points, 20 spirit points.

Obviously, the Spirit Root Immortal Body is a basic exercise, and once upgraded, the basic attributes will increase and the value of the practical attributes will be changed.

For example, strength corresponds to attack and defense, agility corresponds to speed, and wisdom corresponds to mental power. As for what the root bone and understanding correspond to, Zhou Yi hasn't figured it out for a while, but since the system has given it, it must be useful.

"It's just that I've upgraded by one level, and my data has improved so much? My current attack and defense speed and mental power are four times that of ordinary people? This system is too awesome."

Zhou Yi was overjoyed, this is really an idler system, as long as he lives leisurely in a place where the living environment is still acceptable as required by the system, he will naturally upgrade. If the living environment is better, then the upgrade speed will be faster.

The only thing he regrets is that the upgraded system does not give a choice of primary and secondary classes, which is simply unimaginable in a normal game system.

This all-round idler system is very maverick, just like Zhou Yi in the eyes of the fat man Zhu Xiaohua today, which makes people a little unguessable.

In fact, in the eyes of Zhu Xiaohua and a group of people who are familiar with Zhou Yi, Zhou Yi today is really like a guy who has just escaped from a certain mountain psychiatric hospital and blended into the revolutionary masses and the elite of young society. obviously has an advanced degree from a famous university, but it is even more unreliable than a small Taibao who was born on the street

In the memories of Fa Xiaozhu Xiaohua, the former Zhou Yi was still quite reliable. Although he inherited some of Uncle Zhou's temperament, he has been a little breezy since he was a child, and from time to time he will be alone in a daze under the cloudless sky with white clouds, asking old-fashioned philosophical questions such as 'who am I' and 'where do I come from', but in general, he is still a good student in the eyes of teachers and a good child in the eyes of everyone.

It wasn't until Zhou Yi finished his master's course, officially declared unemployed, and became one of the most unsuccessful members of the rolling army of job seekers, that Zhu Xiaohua found that Zhou Yi seemed to be a different person.

If Zhou Yi was a good comrade who was usually diligent, occasionally lazy, and nervous, now he is about to become a pig, staying at home all day long, either playing games online or hiding in the bed to meet Zhou Gong. This made Comrade Xiaohua very aggrieved, and all the brothers in the former university dormitory looked away, the real house pig is not his own dazzling little flower, but this guy who is mixed in the ranks of the working people and has always hidden the face of the class enemy.

Zhou Yi's sudden change made the two elders, who had always pursued the quality of life and went to his second sister in France for a vacation a few years ago, began to worry, and they called across the ocean one after another, asking Zhu Xiaohua to help Zhou Yi Zhang Luo work. are twenty-five or sixteen people, staying at home like an idler all day long, whose girl is willing to marry, there is no girl in the bed, who will pass on the incense of the old Zhou family?

The problem of the lower body can determine the superstructure, and for this economic biology, Zhou's father has studied it for many years

For the entrustment of the old man, Zhu Xiaohua has a feeling, yes, she has a feeling.

Among Zhou Yi's college classmates, Zhu Xiaohua is the only one he has a small hair, and he is also the one who mixes better. At present, relying on the relationship between his father-in-law, he is from a medical background, and he has hung up a deputy section level in the Chudu Personnel Bureau, and he has a fat errand, and he has not been less ** on weekdays, and when he arrives at the class reunion, he is even more in the limelight.

But Zhou Yi, who has the best relationship with him, always looks down on him, and has never treated him as a dish.

Speaking of which, this is also a habit developed from childhood to adulthood, from primary school to university, Zhou Yike suppressed him from five aspects: morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor. Poor Xiaohua, who has been with Zhou Yi in elementary school, middle school, high school, and college for more than ten years, not to mention turning over as a serf and singing, just want to occasionally stretch out a little claw, Lulu Zhengrong or anything can't do it, how do you look like the big king who holds the monument in front of the Confucian Temple, it's not right, it's more aggrieved than that king eight.

So when Zhou's father called, Zhu Xiaohua immediately agreed, and even almost jumped up excitedly.

At this moment, Comrade Xiaohua felt as if he had become a key person in controlling Zhou Yi's fate, and this feeling of joy even made him more refreshing than smoking some kind of contraband.

ps: The one in the Confucian Temple is not the eighth king, it should be the dragon species, that's what I said :)

Uh--urban writers are more forced, and now the names of people with a little identity can't be written, real place names can't be written, and famous commodity brands can't be written, so when they see some inexplicable 'pronouns', everyone still laughs at it. Although the author is a god-like man, he can't carry the god of shoes

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