"The classmate just asked me what my philosophy of life is, and I can answer her......

Zhou Yi, who was standing on the podium, yawned lazily in front of more than fifty freshman students, and then glanced at the young and invincible freshman girl sitting in the first row with a smile, and said slowly: "Life...... It's like a huge bunker......"

"Poof!"

The principal, who was sitting in the back hall listening to the class, suddenly squirted out the special grade Tieguanyin he had just drunk, and almost choked to death.

Reassure the Minister of Education that the Headmaster is really a qualified Christian, and if it weren't for the Buddha's face, he wouldn't have given this damn lazy guy even the slightest chance.

This is the master's degree student of Kyoto Medical University, who does he love whoever he loves, anyway, the president will not believe it.

This guy with messy hair and a slick old-fashioned suit that is at least ten years behind the trend, with lazy eyebrows and slackness in spirit, and who looks like a social moth and has nothing to do with elite talents, will he come out of Kyoto Medical University?

"Oh, Maria......"

Even if the headmaster's head was squeezed through the door, he knew how wrong he was in his decision to let this guy take a trial class.

Just as his first love Maria, the French chick said back then, his heart was too soft, why was he fooled by this kid and the relationship behind him?

"Life is a huge sand pit, so the faster you walk and jump higher, the deeper you will fall......

Zhou Yi continued to sigh with great sighs and gentle eyes, and at the same time tempted this group of big boys and big Lori in both sound and vision: "So I finally summed up a philosophical saying: life is a process of cheating, and being cheated is our life......"

"Papapa-" This is the girls clapping a pair of small hands.

"Boom, boom, boom—" This is the boys slamming their desks, and their iron fists are invincible.

The classroom is filled with the aromatic, aromatic and fragrant smell emitted by the excessive volatilization of adolescent hormones, which suddenly gives this philosophy class a bit of life ~ the artistic conception of the physical hygiene class.

It's so awesome! It's so enjoyable! It's so impactful in postmodern art, the absolute stream of consciousness, this teacher has never met in a hundred years!

The Bunker Emperor!

In an instant, the big boy and the big loli gave Zhou Yi a yellow imperial crown, but fortunately it was not green......

"Teacher...... I have a question. ”

The big Lori who just asked the question stood up with a crimson face like a deer and her mother-in-law, and looked at Zhou Yi silently, which made this guy, who has always been known for being lazy and out of tune, start to feel a little weak: "Eh, this female classmate, what else do you have questions?"

"Teacher, how can we have a wonderful life without being ...... Where's the cheat?"

It can be seen that this girl is still a very subtle good girl, and she still has a strong Lori habit, she twisted her head, looked at Zhou Yi with a smile, and finally raised a very hypocritical and 100% cheated question.

"Well, this classmate, could you please answer a question from the teacher first......"

Zhou Yi was a little suffocated, and actually learned to be a big loli, tilting his head slightly: "If you are standing in a huge sand pit that you can never get out of, and you are not wearing combat boots on your feet, but you don't want to be drilled into your shoes by sand, then what should you do?"

"Huh?"

The headmaster wanted to stand up and stop this ridiculous philosophy class, but he was so tickled by this question that he temporarily suppressed his anger.

"Just look at what this kid says, anyway, it's all about getting rid of him......"

Christians feel like they suddenly have a Buddha-like mind.

"I'll find two plastic bags and put my shoes on!"

"No! There aren't too many plastic bags in your life, they've been sold at the supermarket, and are you sure you have change?"

"I took off my shoes and was barefoot!"

"A girl who gets calluses out...... And your feet are beautiful, aren't they?"

"I ......"

"Still wrong!"

"Then what do you say the answer! I don't care!"

Big Lori was furious, this bunker emperor was too much. You can disrespect women, but you can't disrespect a beauty like my sister, I'll rub it!

The answer is to stand still, look at the blue sky, enjoy the breeze, and feel the warm sand beneath your feet...... Ah, this is life......"

At this moment, Zhou Yi is like a combination of a poet and a philosopher, enchanting the group of innocent little lambs in front of him.

"If you stay put, isn't that just no pursuit, no self-motivation, and laziness?"

Although the post-90s Lori is not lacking in rebellion, and the budding of adolescence also makes her change her boyfriend faster than changing her mobile phone, but the traditional education she has received for many years still makes her question Zhou Yi.

Years of brainwashing and disabling education are like three mountains, and even the post-90s comrades with amazing combat effectiveness cannot be overthrown.

If there is no Zhou Yi, perhaps this arduous task will be completed by the future descendants of this post-90s girl in the 1020s or even 30s.

"A leisurely life is not the same as laziness. Slow your time, classmate......"

Zhou Yi shook off this sentence and didn't say anything more, because the principal was already like an angry bull, rushing in front of him and pushing him out of the classroom.

"Promise God that Lao Tzu didn't wave a red cloth, he just wore a pair of red pants, this is not okay?"

Zhou Yi was very depressed, what's wrong with this world, can't even the teacher tell the truth?

When he walked out of the gate of Chudu Medical University, Zhou Yi felt relieved and returned to the embrace of the free world, and took a breath of fresh air with his nose, which was as tall as a Greek purebred man, and then walked quickly to the side of the street, stopped a taxi, and walked up lazily.

"Master, Shimoyodo Vegetable Market"

"Where?"

The taxi driver looked back in amazement, suspecting that something was wrong with his ears.

"Shimodian Road vegetable market, very close. ”

Zhou Yi smiled brightly and sunny.

The taxi driver looked Zhou Yi up and down a few times, and after determining that the guest's spirit and IQ should be in the standard of a normal person, he said with some difficulty: "Little brother, the vegetable market on Xiadian Road is only a minute's drive from here, and it is a matter of four or five minutes on foot, are you sure you want to take a taxi?"

"Sure, ten sure" Zhou Yi lay lazily in the back seat, frowning slightly, it's so strange, why are the taxi drivers he met so verbose?

"I said, you're a young man, why are you so lazy? It's only a few steps away, and you have to take a taxi! Didn't you think about it for your parents, is it easy for them to make money, and you're just making a fuss like this?"

Thinking of the hardships of life and his uncompetitive bastard son, the taxi driver was suddenly filled with righteous indignation, blood boiled with anger, and evil rose from his heart to his guts, and he looked at Zhou Yi's gaze, as if he was looking at a class enemy.

"This master, if you don't drive again, I'm going to complain about your refusal to ride."

Glancing at the taxi driver slowly, Zhou Yi added another sentence: "Lazy is lazy, leisurely is leisurely, you can slowly realize"

***

When he walked out of the Xiadian vegetable market, Zhou Yi was full of chickens, ducks, fish and all kinds of vegetables, and this time he bought all the dishes for a week, anyway, there was a king-size refrigerator at home.

As a foodie, Zhou Yi will never be ambiguous in eating, even if he eats alone, he will never make do. That's why I am extremely indignant at those who accuse him of being a 'lazy man', my brother is obviously a principled 'idler', and compared with pigs, there is still an essential difference

Walking into the Xiadian community, I said hello to my neighbor Aunt Wang, and said a few words that were not salty or light, Zhou Yi wandered into his room under the fingers of a few girls, and then stretched his legs into the kitchen, washed his hands and made soup, turned the pot inward, and made lunch.

Although he was just eating alone, Zhou Yi would not treat himself badly, and it took more than half an hour to make three dishes and one soup: stir-fried pork with green peppers, sweet and sour pork ribs, garlic broccoli and crucian carp in white soup.

Then two taels of rice and wine, a big bowl of Northeast Wuchanggong rice worth ten yuan and a pound specially purchased from the Internet, Zhou Yi ate very sweet, and his comfortable eyes narrowed into a slit, like a pig that had just eaten a lot.

After eating, I made a cup of good Tieguanyin, moved a summer chair, sat on the balcony, and watched the bustling flow of people who went for fame and fortune while drinking tea, Zhou Yi didn't need to mention this comfort in his heart.

That's life

Fortunately, the principal kicked himself out of the classroom, otherwise it would have been difficult to maintain such a leisurely life if he had become a teacher. So, if Seon loses his horse, how can he know if it's a blessing?

Zhou Yi suddenly felt that he was an out-and-out philosopher, and he was the kind where everyone was drunk and I woke up alone.

If there is a little bit of uneasiness, it is my performance today, and I am really a little ashamed of Comrade Xiaohua - the good brother who has been sleeping on his top bunk for four years in college

The land of Shenzhou, everywhere is Cao, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

As soon as Zhou Yi thought of Xiaohua, his mobile phone rang desperately: "Egg fried rice, the simplest and most difficult, all foodies in the world have to pass this level, egg fried rice"

The caller was Xiaohua. Zhu Xiaohua.

The fat brother Zhu Xiaohua who is super silvery.

"Xiaohua, I just finished eating, and you called, is this because I want to have indigestion?"

After connecting the phone, Zhou Yi joked.

"Phew, you pig! I know that your kid must be at home again, I said the third child, what do you want?

PS: It must be solemnly and solemnly told to the dear readers and the dearest readers.

Please believe in the spirit of perseverance to the end, overcome all difficulties and not be afraid of sacrifice, this is a super-super-divine book full of postmodern criticism and clever stream-of-consciousness expressions, and at the same time integrating the elements of the starting point! Really, please don't believe me.

All of the above is, just like this book. But so well, everybody is not quick to collect and recommend. Are you a collection recommendation or a collection recommendation or a collection recommendation? Such a simple multiple-choice question is like a twenty-eight little beauty who has grown long foot hair, do you want to cut it or cut it?

Brothers and sisters, don't be careful, the aircraft carriers are all handed over to the Navy, aren't they?

Quack ......!;