Zhou Yi's face sank.

Don't be afraid of drinking, make a drinking when you get married, and even the custom of sleeping with a bride for three days in the mountains, regardless of size, although some people don't like it, it's all a joke after all. For example, these folks in the mountains, even if they put him down with wine and successfully put the bride to sleep, that is to make a show, and they must pay attention to 'lying in clothes, moving their mouths and not using their hands', otherwise it is not a hole house, it is a hooligan.

These tricks, including letting him wear stockings and high-heeled chastity belts, although they are a bit of a spoof, are nothing more than everyone having fun, and the original intention is not bad. But even so, Zhou Yi is extremely difficult to accept, and has already made arrangements to secretly teach those boys a lesson, and to get rid of this absurd custom of 'making a new house'.

Fei Dali is different, he shouted in public, and said the words of letting Liu Wu kiss him, if Zhou Yi still doesn't care, then he doesn't care about his wife, this is a matter of principle. What's more, judging from the expressions of the other classmates, they were obviously a little disgusted with this Fei Dali, and when they saw him doing so excessively, they all became silent.

"Hehe, what's wrong Widow Zhou, are you afraid?" Fei Dali hehe: "I have long heard that your business is not small, and I am afraid that you are also the chairman of a listed company, right? What is a listed company, isn't it just a money-making company? Others respect you, buddy has a strong iron backbone, I want to say goodbye to you today, come, if you lose, today buddy also learns the rules of the mountain village, make a hole room, sleep with the bride, what do you think?"

There is this kind of wicked person who is born with his grandmother and uncle. I remember that once provoked the anger of the whole class, more than 20 men chased him from the fifth floor to the first floor, it is said that he has suffered such a big lesson, and he should be vigilant, but he didn't expect to become a person out of society, and it turned out to be even more serious. Liu Wu heard the last sentence. His eyes widened, and he glanced at Zhu Xiaohua fiercely, who are you recruiting?

Comrade Xiaohua's face also changed, this Fei Dali really didn't recruit him, but when he heard other old classmates say that Zhou Yi wanted to get married, he had to get together; I think you've drunk too much, today is Zhou Yi's big day, and if you want to make trouble, you have to have a sense of proportion, okay?"

"Who is out of proportion? I'm still a widow of Zhou?"

Fei Dali sneered, and just sent two jars of liquor with one finger: "See, the old classmate is joking with him, he is going to fight like this, am I still afraid of him?" Zhou Yi, then come on, if the buddy loses." Call you grandpa in public, otherwise hehe, what you just said, let's do it. Feel relieved. The buddies have asked the rules clearly, and they know the truth of 'lying down in clothes, moving your mouth but not your hands'. ”

"Pour the wine!"

Zhou Yi didn't bother with him, and directly asked people to bring a big bowl from the back kitchen. Two bowls of wine were poured full, one bowl was served by himself and drunk, and the other bowl was sent to Fei Dali: "Please." "This man is no longer a thing. is also here to drink the wine, and he can't go out directly, so he can only lie down on the wine table.

"It's good enough, such a big bowl, I'm afraid it's not boiled water, right?"

This bowl is used in the kitchen to hold noodles, a bowl is a full eight taels, and it is a lot of effort, but I have never drunk wine like this, seeing Zhou Yiyi leaning his neck dry, his heart is trembling, is it true that the master kicked the iron plate? No, it is his person who pours the wine, don't be greasy, you want to wronged Lao Tzu, right? So he grabbed the bowl to check, sniffed it, and his face changed greatly, with his experience in the wine business for several years, this wine is at least sixty-five degrees, and it is something that can be caught in flame!

"What's the matter, it's hard, isn't it really hard? If it doesn't work, just bow your head, make a gift to Zhou Yi, you're an old classmate, and he won't really treat you like that."

A female classmate chuckled, and everyone laughed along, what the hell, elementary school classmates looked down on him, Zhou Yi, who was a good friend in junior high school and high school, had long wanted to come over and beat him, this is also a wedding banquet, everyone has scruples, holding back the fire

"I'll be afraid?" Fei Dali has to be fat when he slaps his swollen face at this time, picks up the wine bowl, and also tilts his neck to dry, the friends back then were stunned, this guy stole his father's wine when he was in elementary school, and now he is in the wine business, it seems that he can drink? Zhou Yi rashly fought with him, which seemed a little rash.

"Widow Zhou, I didn't expect it, I'm not afraid to tell you, buddy is two catties, you fight with me."

Before he could say anything, Fei Dali's eyes widened, Zhou Yi actually had two bowls! With the bowl just now, nearly two and a half catties of high liquor entered his stomach, and his face was not red and sweating, and he was smiling, as if what he drank just now was not liquor at all, but orange juice.

"Me"

"What am I, drink it! Don't worry, when you go back and drink too much, buddy promises to throw you into the water to be sober and sober, and you won't die of drunkenness." "Zhu Xiaohua is so happy, fighting with the third child, you are looking for death, grandma, isn't Lao Tzu looking forward to the third child lying down? Why did he change his position now, who let this kid owe it to clean up? Don't be afraid, there are still two or three hundred fierce mountain village men waiting behind him, today the third child is really massive, and it is guaranteed that he can't get off the Wangqi Yuntai and can't enter the cave room!

Buddies to buddies, class hatred to class hatred, it's one thing to work hard, it's another thing to look forward to repairing Zhou Yi, Comrade Xiaohua has always been a person who distinguishes between public and private, and he will never be emotional.

"Bang dang!"

Fei Dali is a face, in front of so many classmates, and half of them are female classmates, he would rather be drunk to death than be scared to death? followed Zhou Yi to do two bowls, after a whirlwind, the goods fell directly, it was called, and a classmate next to him was quick to open the table and save a table of wine and food, but no one reached out to help him. Some scientists have said that the whole body is relaxed in a drunken state, so drunk people generally can't fall to death.

Zhu Xiaohua called two helpers, and after instructing Fei Dali to soak in the cold spring, she smiled and pulled the bride and groom to toast, this time killing chickens and monkeys, starting from elementary school, to junior high school, high school classmates were all shocked, secretly looking at Zhou Yi, who had steady footwork, and the fool also knew that this was a fairy in wine. One by one, the performance is called a civilized and polite, and when he took the wine glass, he was all stained with his lips, and his mouth was polite, "Don't drink, don't drink, today is the hardest day, you have to drink less and rest more" The gentle Comrade Xiaohua couldn't stand it, and found a gap to run to the table of the villagers, cheered up the group of mountain village men in advance, and made these people scream one by one, "I'm not afraid that Mr. Xiao Zhou can drink, I'm afraid that there are many of us, two hundred will do him." The mountain god also has to touch the wrong nest. ’

What a mess this is, the people in the mountains are simple and tendonous, and they have to fill Zhou Yi today and sleep with the bride! Li Yuanfang was happy to cheer up his wife and nephew, and instilled a lot of yellow~ color thoughts.

settled a group of classmates, and in the middle of the circle of friends from the Jianghu faction, it was a halftime, Su Dingfang and Wang Dong were all there, and the leaders of Su Province in Gaomailu Province also arrived. Since experiencing this incident with Grandma Xiong. Su Dingfang made up his mind to become Zhou Yi's old partner, and this time he called many of his subordinates, so that they could recognize their faces and make them familiar with each other, so don't provoke this master in the future. If there is anything, he has to ask Zhou Yi to help and take care of his people.

Little Pepper Gu Yun didn't come, in fact, since beating this girl to put down her body and take the initiative to take the blame, Zhou Yi and her have already met and laughed at each other. Liu Fu knew this story, and looked at meeting this strange woman in the martial arts world, but he didn't expect that she would be shy? Zhou Yi knew that he had thought about it, and he felt that this girl followed her father Gu Gong to Africa to visit, it is said that there are cannibal tribes over there, even if there are Nanshui Palace bodyguards to follow, she is not at ease.

Wang Dong looked Liu Wu up and down a few times, and stretched out his thumb to Zhou Yi, which means that the training is good, what kind of elixir is this for his daughter-in-law, and he will break through the dark energy in a few days, Zhou Yi smiled and didn't say anything, he pulled the bowl and fought with Zhou Yi. Since losing the last wine fight, Colonel Wang has been practicing the amount of alcohol for a while, and he is waiting to find a venue today.

Zhou Yi looked so good, morale was available! Pulled Wang Dong and whispered a few words, and the goods immediately shook the tiger's body: "What the hell is this kind of thing? Isn't it just two or three hundred men, I will be a guest best man temporarily, let's compare the two of us to see who gets drunk more!"

There is one more helper for no reason, or a wine fairy with explosive combat effectiveness, Zhou Yi was overjoyed when he heard it: "Brother Wang, I didn't make this friend of yours in vain"

"Don't say kind words. If it's just you, I don't bother to care. Can't you drink it, even I dare to win? I'm going to 'defend' my younger brothers and sisters!" Speaking of defense, Wang Dong's military habits flareed up, his eyes were shining, and in his eyes at this moment, catkins are no different from fishing ~ Yudao, they are all territories. Of course, this territory belongs to Brother Zhou, and he just helped to stand a guard or something, but he didn't see that when he was leaving, Zhou Yichong Chen Yingning and the great monk Nengwu who was sitting next to a group of old Taoists smiled and nodded, and the old Taoists glanced at each other with the monks, and left the wine table one after another, mysteriously like a group of underground workers.

"Brother, even the people from the Taoist Association are here? You are getting more and more traveling, but these bull-nosed gods are mysterious, they live in the deep mountains and Taoist temples for nine months a year, and they all have strange tempers, so it's better to keep some distance from them."

Wang Dong frowned slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but he had some scruples and was inconvenient to say more, Zhou Yi would be worried about how to settle two or three hundred drunkards, and he didn't take it to heart, but just whispered something in Liu Wu's ear from time to time. Liu Wu blushed from time to time, and stabbed Zhou Yi's chest with his arm, the corners of his eyebrows and eyes, and the affection was infinite, which made him, an iron-blooded man, look a little hot. Unconsciously glanced back at someone, only to see that the person was raising the wine glass high, shouting and fighting with others, occasionally raising his head, but also glancing at Zhou Yi's figure, Wang Dong sighed in his heart, forget it, you still don't understand her thoughts, even if you can't be Zhou Yi's wife in this life, you have to be his 'iron buddy' and 'pink confidant', you are also a man who stands up to the sky, you don't want to serve the country loyally, you think nonsense all day long, what kind of hero!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing, grabbed in front of Zhou Yi and said loudly: "Whoever wants to pour the groom's wine, first settle me, the best man who is a halfway monk!"

These men in the mountains couldn't help but be stunned, why did they kill a Cheng Cheng Jinlai on the way, Xiaohua's 'manager' didn't say that there was such a best man? Zhu Xiaohua also looked stupid, this person was murderous, who named him the best man? Zhou Yi met many strange people during this time, and many of them he didn't know by fate, so he didn't know them at all.

"Mother, foreign men want to challenge our mountain people. We're not sure about anything else, when it comes to drinking, who are you afraid of! One counts as one, the groom and the groomsman, all of them have to be put down!"

"Mr. Xiao Zhou, I'll do a bowl first, and you and your people will do it!"

"I'm doing it too!"

You can't drink it, people can't wait to stuff the wine bowl in your mouth. The fourth child was the first to lie down, and the two fierce classmates and groomsmen didn't need to pretend, and after the two bowls, they opened their throats and sang Xiao Erhei. Chen Daoping, who just learned from Zhou Yi, is a real person, he drank three catties of liquor and overturned two opponents, Zhou Yi felt that his eyes lit up, this young man is good, he should be promoted!

Wang Dong did what he said, one husband was the pass, ten thousand people were not open, and he fought for more than 20 minutes, and the men who came over had five or six tables. I couldn't get close to Zhou Yi by half a step, and I was all poured down by him.

"Bang Bang, Bang Bang"

After pouring over more than 50 mouths, Wang Dong finally started to drink and go crazy. His mouth imitated the sound of machine gun fire, and he smoked like Comrade Wang Cheng, who was guarding the high ground alone, for a long time, and suddenly raised his arm and shouted, "Comrades." Shoot at me!' and then fell headlong and fell asleep.

At that time, I have to say that I am a soldier, Zhou Yi secretly gave a thumbs up. Comrade, you can go with peace of mind, there are buddies who stick to the 'high ground'

More than 200 men were 'killed' in an instant, and they were all a little stunned, is this still human? And looking at the groom's breezy appearance, it seems that this is nothing? Thinking of the various miracles of 'Mr. Xiao Zhou', the men who were happy with the wine bowl hesitated for the first time, or should we take it easy? Anyway, it's not that we go to sleep with the bride, and we have been busy for a long time, and we haven't created conditions for those half-sized children at home?

"Folks, come on! The time has come for the bayonet to see red, the enemy is a paper tiger, the difficulties are like springs, if you are strong, it will be weak, if you are weak, it will be strong, the east wind blows, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of whom on the wine table?

Seeing that the situation was not good, Comrade Xiaohua finally tried to see the dagger, revealing the long-hidden 'hideous face', hehehehe, he smiled: "The third child, your 'retribution' has arrived!" 'Flower', my love, my husband avenged you."

"It's not that easy to get revenge on me. Zhou Yile said, a wine bowl in one hand, so that the gang was full, and he shouted loudly: "Whoever wants to fight wine will go up, we are not afraid, come in line, today I Zhou Yi went out, I want to sleep with my daughter-in-law, there is no door!"

Zhou Yi also spelled.

Since he has been transformed by the almighty idler system, when it comes to eating and drinking, who have buddies been afraid of? Can he understand that a master like the great monk and Wang Dong can be regarded as able to drink, right? Or was he overturned alive by his buddy, I really don't know where the limit is! Anyway, I drank almost all of them today, and I am not afraid of shocking the world, how about being a god of wine again after the god of cooking, the god of medicine, and the god of beasts?

For a while, the wine in Baiquan Valley was overflowing, and the helper who was responsible for pouring the wine was busy, Zhou Yi was more domineering than Wang Dong, and when he grabbed a person, he poured a few bowls down, and he was knocked down with a bang, and the back row was on the line, and the servants followed one after the other were spectacular. What pours down the bride and groom, these don't matter at all, the blood of the boy is urged by the smell of wine, and turns into a majestic singing

"Good wine, September 9 makes new wine, good wine comes from our hands, drink our wine, the groom fell into a big horse monkey, drank our wine, and hugged that sister on the kang. It's still your sister!"

Vulgar, vulgar, and vulgar are the three vulgarities, but at this moment, the so-called three vulgarities have become so amiable and so down-to-earth. Guo Yueguang saw that tears were falling, look, look at it, what is vulgar?

It's fucking Ya!(To be continued......)

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