The lineup of bridesmaids in Liu Wu is very strong, except for Mao Mao Yu Linglong and Xiao Xi'er, Li Shaofen and Yang Cai all arrived in advance. Li Shaofen got up with Lao Wuyi, which was called an open fire; Yang Cai quietly entered the village and didn't want to shoot, as if he was parachuted directly into the bride's room, looking at Zhou Yi's gaze was a little complicated, it seemed to bring a little regret and resentment; more but the atmosphere was clear, and he followed Wang Dong to learn kung fu for a while, and Yang Cai, who had a hearty personality, was more manly than at the beginning, and actually patted Zhou Yi's shoulder and shouted, "Daxi, buddy?" It's just that it's not sneaky enough to be authentic, if it wasn't for my master to mention it, you would have been mixed up. Wang Dong has been very busy recently, and she is still on the military plane that is desperately coming at the moment, but she arrived in Chudu first.

In the face of such a strong lineup of bridesmaids, Chang Xianggu, who was arranged by Zhou Yi in advance, also had a car and ran out of ruts, originally wanted to shout a few voices to help his uncle and master get through the difficulties, but he couldn't say anything at all, there are girls who are engaged in art, there are innocent and innocent women who are not afraid of being lively, and Yang Cai, a beautiful woman who doesn't like red makeup and loves arms, after a while, Liu Wu feels that she can't clean up her husband is ashamed of this most important moment in her life

So in the bursts of laughter of Comrade Xiaohua, Zhou Yi was miserable, looking for shoes and socks to hold jade feet, my sun has not finished singing, and I have to sing a little Erhei to get married. Yu Linglong is the original devil, while leaning on Tang Bao's thin and vain little arm bay, while pointing, Zhou Yi has to sing a Henan opera into a Kun tune, and the lyrics of the lower riba people are matched with the tune of Yangchun Baixue, not to mention that your piano skills are level nine, even the nineteenth level is also good, Zhou Yi sang this song, and the image of the sensational Xinjiapi Concert Hall was suddenly destroyed, and he turned into an artist class rooted in the folk, and it had to be the one in our northeast

There are endless blessings, and there are endless sins. 'Unfortunate encounter' to Zhou Yi. Everyone feels normal, even a noble son like Tang Bao feels very balanced, Zhu Xiaohua and 'Flower' are even more trembling with laughter, and the male and female mothers even changed their voices.

The second brother Guan Wei is a kind person, and he also participated in the rectification of Zhu Xiaohua at the beginning, to be precise, Zhou Yi was instigated by him. Now that the third brother is suffering, with his character, it is naturally not too demanding to push the old three hard, that is, to let Zhou Yi turn out the silk stockings of the catkins and put them on. Then put on high heels, and then go down to the eighteenth floor with the bride in one hand, without breathing in the middle.

Zhou Yi is not afraid, let alone a catkins, even if it is a harem of three thousand, he can also hug it down from the eighteenth floor one by one, who is afraid of who? But this silk socks and high heels I remember you, it turns out that honest people have always been the most insidious.

And just this Zhu Xiaohua is still splashing and rolling endlessly, shouting that ordinary stockings can't be made, they have to be black silk. It's best to fish nets, this guy is not a layman, foreign prostitutes wear it, and if you say too much, you will lose, and the flowers pinched him hard. How do you know if it's a prostitute wearing it? Tell me honestly! It's over, the third child didn't get down to his backyard and caught fire first, Comrade Xiaohua can only explain desperately, wife. It's Wikipedia

'Check these things on the Internet all day long, you thief-hearted pervert, go home and kneel on the washboard!"

Comrade Xiaohua's misfortune finally brought Zhou Yi a glimmer of life. Under the distressed struggle of the catkins and the ambiguous help of Yang Cai, the black silk is not needed, just use the shredded meat that the catkins have just taken off, and there is also the chastity belt that Yang Cai's buddies specially ordered from Tmall, almost on the line, our party's policy is to give preferential treatment to 'captives'

Zhou Yi also let go, and directly called Liu Zhao with a phone call, asking him to find someone to clear the hotel first, the single brothers of the guests are all inclusive, that is, they are not allowed to go out of the room within ten minutes, and the staff are not allowed to come to the stairs As for these relatives who pick up and send off relatives, and even Li Chaoren and other elders and relatives who want to visit, Zhou Yi doesn't care, they are all his own people anyway. Fortunately, Li Shuangkai's goods had to deal with a single business in Xiangjiang, and he had to come over after the banquet, otherwise he would see it and it would be a good pastime.

After everything was ready, a group of women giggled and laughed, dressed up for Zhou Yi, Chang Xianggu was the most unhappy one, she felt that she had lived up to her uncle's expectations, she pouted unconsciously, and glared at Yang Cai, who was the most fierce, and 'flowers', a little example, wait until I turned around and opened the banquet, the old lady will not pour down a few of you, and avenge this arrow for my uncle, I am a hairy crab!

This little girl is very loyal, whoever dares to 'bully' Zhou Yi, she hates whomever she wants.

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After shouting for a little hour, he finally passed the 'greeting of relatives' and got into the wedding car, Zhou Yi then calculated his tone, looked at each other and smiled, okay, this account buddy remember, Yang Cai, Yu Linglong, Li Shaofen, I don't believe that you don't get married, whoever is your groom official is in trouble, this has nothing to do with feelings, it is 'grievances in the rivers and lakes'.

The convoy returned to the direction of Yunshui, Zhou Yi picked up his mobile phone, and his tone was very gloomy: "According to the original plan, please everyone."

"Husband, why don't I feel right, what did it go according to the original plan?"

Liu Wu is very pure and innocent, but he is secretly worried in his heart, her husband is miserable by his own side, could it be that he wants to lay a lot of traps and fix himself?

Thinking of the embarrassing image of Zhou Yi's stockings chastity belt, Liu Wu felt his heart beat faster, it is said that this time there are three religions and nine streams who come to drink wine, and the officials and rich businessmen who hug their thighs are not afraid of making trouble, and the most afraid is Zhou Yi's buddies and friends, as well as those villagers in the mountains.

If necessary, use force to solve the problem? Liu Wu clenched a pair of small fists, and the nervous ones were about to burst out

"Don't think about it, women can be cruel to men, but men still have to protect their women"

Of course, Zhou Yi knew what Liu Fu was thinking, and lowered his voice and whispered a few words in her ear, Liu Wu was stunned for a moment, raised his head and looked at him, his face was a little pale: "It can't be that there is really such a custom, right?"

"Why not, there are still this rules in many places. ”

"Then I'll beat those bastards out. "Liu Wu raised his fist, what 'three days regardless of size', I want to rub my aunt's oil. Then don't be afraid to get beaten!

"That's not good, you're a master now, who is your opponent in those bastards, you will fly as soon as you make a move. And then your name as a is confirmed, are you willing?"

"That's not good, I'm a good wife and mother. "Liu Fu had high ambitions, and immediately understood that force was not the solution to the problem after all.

"That's right, don't worry, I've got it. ”

Zhou Yi sneered, wanting to eat my daughter-in-law's tofu. Haunted cave room, if it's so simple, buddy still use it?

While speaking, he has returned to Yunshui Mountain, and the 'Wangqi Courtyard' is in sight, but the air is not filled with fresh air that can always be breathed on weekdays, but bursts of vegetable fragrance, fragrant, smelly, sour, sweet and spicy, which suddenly aroused people's appetite.

Zhou Yi wanted to be low-key and low-key, but he couldn't help the enthusiasm of the guests. The result is high-profile and high-profile, from Ning Bi Cliff, Wangqi Yuntai to Falling Heart Dao, Flying Firefly Forest, and even on the mountain road outside Baiquan Valley, nearly a thousand tables have been set up. The home chef of the annex and dozens of chefs temporarily transferred from the old place. Even Master Hong of the nursing home took a group of disciples and grandchildren into battle shirtless, and inside and outside the Baiquan Valley, which was covered with clouds and fog, there was a permeated world of fireworks at this moment.

Looking through the car window, I saw several figures standing on the cliffs on both sides. Zhou Yi can see clearly that it is Chen Yingning, a group of big and small veterans, who are dedicated enough. At the moment, he is still looking for the wind. According to the news fed back by Lao Dao, after he gets married, he can 'open the acupoint', which is a great event in Feng Shui, that is, he Zhou Yi, he can't bear it if he changes people, so these Lao Dao are also very excited, like a mad scientist who has found an experimental subject.

This will not take care of these old ways, get out of the car, continue to happily pick up the bride, but do not need to wear stockings chastity belt, but the distance is a little far, and you have to sit in the air rattan car to play trapeze, catkins to the Miao Mansion thirteen limits to call the door to change the mouth, the two sisters and brother-in-law have long been ready, knowing that the younger brother to pick up the relatives and do not know how many grievances, this will be fished back.

This is really not vindictive, the groom is kissing and the bride is detained, it is a kind of run-in process, no matter how good the couple, it is also a temper of its own. Let's just say that Liu Wu has all kinds of tenderness and infinite admiration for Zhou Yiqian, but even if she is too long, it is inevitable that there will be some friction, and if she doesn't polish the burrs on each other's bodies, it will be difficult to ensure that she will grow old together, so when she gets married, she suffers some 'grievances' for the sake of a happier life in the future.

However, Zhou Maosheng and his wife still felt sorry for their daughter-in-law, and Liu Wu did not stand outside for ten minutes, and was ordered to be picked up by the second elder.

Guo Yueguang and Yu Wentai are masters of hosting, under the auspices of the two, the whole ceremony process is cheerful but not vulgar, lively and not spoofed, a group of apprentices and those stars who come to help are all kinds of blowing, playing and singing, firecrackers sounded, music sounded, colorful clouds surrounded, the breeze Xu Lai knew that this was Zhou Yi marrying his daughter-in-law, and he didn't know that the Jade Emperor was marrying his daughter, all the guests were satisfied, and the mother-in-law's family was harmonious, and the ceremony ended in Guo Yueguang's 'Taiping Song - Best Man Flying', perfect.

According to the rules, if you sing the Taiping lyrics, you have to be rewarded, but Guo Yueguang didn't ask for it, he also took advantage of the money, but he is not a poor artist who abandons the ground on the flyover. Looking for an opportunity to take Zhou Yi's hand, he sincerely invited him again to have the opportunity to go to Kyoto to taste Guo's cuisine.

Zhou Yi nodded, Kyoto will definitely go in the future, teachers and classmates are all there. The last birthday party was Tang Bao who paid for a meeting, and he just got Guo Yueguang's invitation, but this time it was different, people contributed money and efforts, and he owed a lot of favors, and he had to pay it back.

"Yes, then I'll wait for Master Zhou, you're busy, we'll go to Missymisi. "Guo Yueguang, what a person with a lot of eyesight and price? Today's wedding banquet has nearly a thousand tables, and at the end of the ceremony, Zhou Yi and Liu Wu can't fill in a few sips casually, so they have to start toasting, otherwise it will be too late. So he didn't take up much of Zhou Yi's time, pulled Yu Wentai, beckoned a group of apprentices and celebrities, turned around and left, and went to have their own fun.

As soon as the ceremony ended here, Steward Huang took these helpers and sent hot meals and snacks, and Zhou Yi was fine. Kung Fu can eat dozens of catties at a meal, and he can still satisfy his daughter-in-law without beating his teeth for a week, but the catkins will not be passed on, and he gets up early in the morning to get his hair and makeup, and he has not eaten breakfast well, and his stomach has long growled.

In the end, when the daughter-in-law finished eating the sea, Zhou Yi and Liu Wu began the long and arduous 'toasting procedure', Comrade Xiaohua had already arranged the people, and the four best men were responsible for serving the wine knife and pouring the wine, the fourth Tang Bao and the two classmates with meaty faces. Tang Bao made a mistake with the young master, and refused to go out of this drudgery, and finally Zhou Yi arrested Chen Daoping, and the executives of the Zhou Group also came, seeing that the chairman was so 'favored' Chen Daoping, it was envy and jealousy.

The rule of toasting has always been 'outsiders first salute', that is, the more distant the relationship, the more it must be put in front of the salute, and most of these people who come to drink the wine are facing the relationship. Or deliberately stammering and hugging his thighs, no one will deliberately make trouble and save time.

The more old classmates and iron buddies are, the more respectful they are. Let them drink a few more glasses, and they can drag on until the heart of the wine is light, and that is the most perfect result. However, Zhou Yi is hard after all, and Zhu Xiaohua is too bad. I got a hundred and ten classmates from elementary and junior high school, but the kindergarten was not started, and these people may not have much contact. But no matter how you say it, they are all old classmates, and he has nothing to say if he wants to make trouble. And this person is more angry than people, seeing that the elementary school classmates and junior high school classmates of the year are now very popular, even if they marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, they still have such a worldly courtyard, and there are stewards and helpers under him, and the mentality is somewhat unbalanced, and this balance is not good if it is not found at the wine table.

These 100 classmates are still difficult for Zhou Yi, but the villagers of Yunshui Mountain are terrible, counting the people of Yunshui Village and several nearby villages, not counting the old and weak, women and children, the young men and old men who can drink are more than 400! The people in the mountains have no other fun, these are massive, and the rules in the mountains are that the groom has a cup of guests, these are all powerful people who sit on a catty and look at two catties of wine table, even if Zhou Yi is like a sea of wine, his face is pale when he thinks about it, and he secretly complains in his heart.

"Third brother, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, aren't there four of them to help you block the wine? Turning back to the old classmate's table, brother, I will play my three-inch tongue and help you say a few good words. It's just that the folks in Yunshui are very enthusiastic, I'm afraid you won't stop if you don't put it down today?"

Glancing at the catkins, Zhu Xiaohua sneered, obviously ill-intentioned.

"I've written down your benefits, Comrade Xiaohua, this account will be settled with you slowly. Zhou Yi glared at him, damn, come to this with buddy, you kid wait!

The best time on the table of the mother-in-law's house, Zhou Yi and Liu Wu toasted their parents and Li Chaoren, and this is over. Then there are the tables of officials and wealthy businessmen who hug their thighs, not to mention making trouble, they have to be sycophants when toasting, and they can't wait to drink under the table, and the groom and bride have a sip of wine.

Next is the women's table, there are few winemakers, at most the girls in the mountains have drunk a few glasses with catkins, after all, the women's family is thin-skinned, and it is not good to fork the legs and make problems, which is over. Then the pass arrived, the old classmates were a little difficult at the dozen tables, and Zhou Yi was lucky, the first few tables were quite calm, but when he arrived at the sixth table, he didn't wait for him to come, a persimmon face, a big gold chain around his neck, and a Rolex in his hand stood up, Zhou Yi couldn't think of his name, but he seemed to be familiar with it, and patted Zhou Yi's shoulder a few times: "Widow Zhou, okay? Forget it about marrying a beautiful wife, and make such a big family business." I didn't say it, the old classmate said hello to you, do you want me to perform on the show and kiss me, or do you come to the three of you first, and then let's drink?"

"The third child, don't you know each other, this is the sports committee member of our class, Fei Dali, nicknamed 'Fei Jin', and he gave you the nickname of the widow this week."

Zhu Xiaohua smiled: "He is in the liquor business now, and he can drink." But I said, 'Hard', today is Zhou Yi's day of great joy, you don't follow the mix, I know you can drink, but I tell you, if you really want to drink, you are really not a person, don't be reckless, okay? Let the bride and groom toast you. "It sounds like persuasion, but it doesn't taste right, no matter how you look at it, it looks like instigation.

"There's no that!" "Effortless" really came to the end, and waved his hand fiercely: "This is a happy wine, he dares not to drink it, okay, let the bride come over and light a cigarette, and kiss my old classmate?"

"Huh"

Zhou Yi also remembered at this time, when he was in school, he didn't like to talk much, he was an honest child, this thing was a class bully, so he loved to bully himself, and the nickname of 'Widow Zhou' was given by him. It's good today, when I get married, I still have to make trouble? Okay, I just happened to make an example, and these dozen or so classmates have a show.

Brushing brush, Zhou Yi didn't talk nonsense, he directly drank three glasses by himself, and turned his head to wave at the busy helper: "Two jars of wine!"

"Hey, the widow is getting stronger, okay!"

Fei Dali's face changed, and he took off his coat with a smile: "Old classmates will accompany you to the end, come on!" (to be continued......)

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