"It's a win!"

Tang Bao sat proudly in the cork fishing box, pouting, and called a beauty in his heart: "Brother Zhou, you can fight crickets, you can't do fishing, right?

At this moment, Xiao Yezi got into his fishing compartment and clamored and said that Uncle Zhou went to help Uncle Pang, Uncle Tang, are you afraid?

This little girl is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and now she is eager to see Tang Bao lose to Zhou Yi and drink ten catties of human milk. She'd already learned that it was too much to drink and get hot.

"Hmph, you, you, you, all beckoned to me and let the little girl sit here and watch, and see how I won her Uncle Zhou and Uncle Tang. ”

Tang Bao glanced at a few diva jade girl third~level stars, which means that there are children coming, don't give me those actions that are inappropriate for children, and tighten the collars!

He is still very careful with the flowers of the motherland, not to mention that Xiaoyezi has a special identity, and the relationship with Zhou Yi is very difficult to say, and there is potential for sustainable development

"Really, is it okay for Ye Zi to make a bet with Uncle Tang?"

Xiao Yezi grinned and said, "If Uncle Tang wins Uncle Zhou, Ye Zi will kiss you, and if you lose, help Ye Zi do his winter vacation homework." After speaking, he looked at him with big eyes flickering, looking like he was ready to cheat.

"Winter vacation homework?" Tang Bao suddenly hesitated: "You don't go to kindergarten, why do you still have homework? These teachers are too much!"

"That's it, Ye Zi is so pitiful" Ye Zi rolled his big eyes: "Then Uncle Tang, do you agree?" Ye Zi knows, you are afraid of losing. ”

"I'm afraid of losing?"

Although there is no monitoring screen in the fishing box, there are people in Tang Bao? Those female celebrities have already gone to Pang Tong's place a few times. Where has Pang Tong ever seen this? He has long been dazzled by a pair of big white legs, and he doesn't need to recruit anything by other means, and he doesn't have a single fish over there

Tang Bao smiled: "Bet on it! Little girl, you are bound to lose." ”

"Hanging on the hook will not change for a hundred years. ”

Children's intuition is sometimes more accurate than that of women, and Ye Zi knows that he can successfully reduce the burden this winter vacation

"Brush!"

As soon as Tang Bao and Xiao Yezi finished pulling the hook, they saw a black shadow flying out of the fishing box where Pang Tong was, and there seemed to be a long fishing line tied behind it, and he was immediately stunned, Nima, such a big bait?

The Strait of Malacca opens onto the Indian Ocean, and sharks are often spotted, and some shark anglers like to lure these sea kings with chunks of pork and beef. Sharks must be fished with special fishing rods, and ordinary sea rods can't support the weight of sharks, what do they want to play with Brother Zhou?

"No, isn't this Jin Yangyang?"

After taking a closer look at the 'bait', Tang Bao was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth. I saw that on the sparkling sea, a golden pig Gu Panshenghao was falling towards the sea with the spirit of looking at the world, which was called a calm, and there was no panicked expression of an ordinary pig about to fall into the water, but there was a bit of the demeanor of a dragon entering the sea.

"I'm rubbing, what kind of pig is this, Brother Zhou? Is it a sea pig?"

Tang Bao's mind was spinning rapidly, recalling the biology class he had learned in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, but he didn't get it right.

"Wow, what is this?"

All kinds of female stars gathered around Tang Bao let out bursts of exclamations. I saw that this golden little pig had four hooves and a beautiful 360-degree side somersault in the air, and when it came to the water, the two little front hooves broke through the water and entered silently. This action, this water nature, has a teaching: just like the spark on the side of the boat, and like a white strip in the waves, smiling proudly as the head of the thief, stable on a silver bench? Not to mention compared with ordinary pigs, even if it is put on the Olympic field, it can get a gold medal!

It's so bullish and coquettish!

And after it entered the water, it didn't see how the waves were churning, and I saw a golden line coming and going under the water, catching the waves without wires, and being extremely flexible; that is, the appearance of a minute, but when I saw the water bones turned over, a big yellow croaker with golden shining yellow scales was thrown out of the water and fell into the fishing compartment where Pang Yong was.

"Nima, don't bring such fun, cheating!"

Tang Bao was stunned, and almost didn't go into the sea, but he was still dragged by Zhang Yunu beside him, and said softly: "Second master, be careful, you are the body of golden branches and jade leaves."

"I'm still sentimental and sick, what a mess, it's too discordant~ harmonious. ”

Tang Bao glanced at her, feeling distraught. Is it a shame that the first young man in the capital really wants to do his winter vacation homework in kindergarten?

"Whoa, whoa!"

The little golden pig is showing its might, what kind of golden gun, silver gun, big maha, blue spots, pink spots, and eastern star spots, it is like a pot that keeps flying out of the sea, crackling and falling into Pang Yong's fishing compartment. Tang Bao and a female star were dazzled, they could see that this pig must have been a wholesaler of aquatic products in his last life, otherwise how could he specialize in fishing?

"Win and win, Ye Zi finally doesn't have to do winter vacation homework, long live Uncle Zhou!"

Xiao Yezi's excited slap was about to turn red, and he called Zhou Yina an admiration in his heart. Of course, it is love and admiration, very pure and naïve.

"Wow, what is that? What a big black shadow!"

The jade girl surnamed Zhang suddenly screamed, and at the same time, Zhou Qianqian and Liu Wu in the upper wing, as well as Pang Yong, one of the parties to this gambling game, were all stunned.

"Shark? or a blackfin shark!"

Players like Tang Bao will naturally supplement their knowledge of fish before setting sail, knowing that this kind of shark, which often haunts the temperate and tropical seas of the world, is very dangerous, although the largest is only two or three meters long, but it is very aggressive.

This shark is extremely sensitive to blood, and a fisherman who once used spearfishing has been attacked and killed. It is estimated that Jin Yangyang will attract the fish when he breaks the body of the fish when fishing, and this blackfin shark is nearly two meters long, so it should be at least two or three hundred catties big.

But the fishing compartment over there was still quiet, and Zhou Yi didn't seem to have the intention of beckoning the little pig back. Tang Bao was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "Brother Zhou, what are you going to do? I really want to use this baby pig as bait, isn't this a tyrannical thing?"

He was more anxious than Zhou Yi, what a pity if such a good pet pig was eaten by a shark? Just as he was about to get up and go to the fishing compartment where Zhou Yi and the others were, he suddenly heard another commotion from the women around him, and Xiao Yezi shouted in a sharp voice: "Yangyang be careful!"

Tang Bao turned his head to look, only to see the underwater golden thread flashing, which was a little more flexible than a fish, and rushed to the surface of the water in an instant. But the black-winged shark chased after him, and also rushed to the surface of the water, took a big mouth, and bit Jin Yangyang.

At this time, Jin Yangyang was already floating on the water, far less flexible than under the water, and seeing that this bite could not be avoided, the white teeth of the blackfin shark were about to touch its head.

"Oh no! This rare fishing pig was killed by Brother Zhou, hey!"

Tang Bao stomped his foot heavily, and was so distressed that he couldn't even look at his fishing rod, and just prayed in his heart that this magical little pig could escape and ascend to heaven.

At this critical moment of life and death, I only heard Zhou Yi's shouts from the fishing compartment next to me, and then I saw the silver light flashing behind the piglet's buttocks, but the fishing line tied to its tail was suddenly straightened and hung above the water.

"Whoosh!"

Taking advantage of this pulling momentum, Jin Yangyang 'purr' looked up to the sky and roared, leaned forward, and the two hind hooves slapped fiercely on the water surface, which actually stirred up a water column several meters high, making an earth-shaking sound of water waves.

The black-winged shark is estimated to have been rampant in this water for a long time, and it is the first time to see a pig that can churn waves, and its sense of smell and vision are affected by the exploding waves, and it is suddenly a relief.

When it finally recovered and opened its eyes, Jin Yangyang had already emerged from the rain and rode on its back like a divine soldier descending from heaven!

That's right, it's riding. This little pig with a golden gleaming gaze split its two hind hooves, and rode directly three feet behind the head of the blackfin shark, in the rolling waves, like a dragon prince who crossed the shark out to sea;

"I'll wipe it! I don't say hello when I fight, I close my eyes first, this little pig is an expert in fighting?"

Before Tang Bao's exclamation fell, he saw Jin Yangyang jamming the fish's gills with his two front hooves, and it was a bite on the shark's back, and there were red waves all of a sudden. The black-winged shark was soon stimulated by the smell of blood, and a fierce man pierced the bottom of the sea, scurrying around, rising and falling underwater, but Jin Yangyang sat on its back and did not move, and it lasted for more than ten minutes!

This is still a little pig who can hold his breath, has she practiced fetal breath** or what?

Tang Bao was even more itchy when he saw it, and began to think about how to deceive this baby pig from Zhou Yi's hands, and even moved the idea of exchanging this cruise ship for this pig.

It is easy to get a cruise ship, but it is not easy to get a thousand miles of pigs

Tang Bao felt like a Bole. This little pig is too bitter in Zhou Yi's hands, and it has been reduced to the point where he wants to go fishing, if he changes himself, he must first get three thousand gilts for him to enrich the back ~ palace and let it live a life like a god king?

This round of underwater competition made Tang Bao and the others sweat, but Jin Daguan was very calm. During this period of time, it practiced the meridian pile method diligently every day, and it was faintly the first epoch-making kung fu pig, and now it has a long breath, almost fetal breath, not to mention holding it for more than ten minutes, that is, it is in the water for half an hour without ventilation.

And it knows that it's the last one to laugh.

Under normal circumstances, it would not be so confident, not to mention that it is just a mixed-race pig that has stood on the meridian pile for a few days, and even a Xiuzhen pig can't carry the big shark that grows in the water of others. As soon as the hoof came out, it stuck the gills on both sides of the blackfin shark, which was equivalent to grabbing the human lungs and trachea, making the blackfin shark only breathe out but not in. The shark has never learned the Great Huaxia Pile Method, and he is far inferior to Jin Daguan in terms of holding his breath.

So before half an hour, this black-winged shark began to enter a state of suffocation, and began to jump up and down in the water, his mind was full of sex ~ fantasy, and his eyes were full of big female fish, which is also scientifically based, it is said that within the Three Realms and the Five Elements, there is a way to get high ~ tide - that is, suffocation! After suffocation for a period of time, it will directly enter the high ~ tide, at this time it is sex ~ suffocation, which is tight and dangerous. At this moment, the blackfin shark felt very excited, the pain in both eyes and the pleasure of suffocation made this water overlord who could never experience s~m activities have been addicted, only to feel that "the fish is like this, and there is no regret in death", "If you suffocate three hundred times a day, you are willing to be a pig in this life", "The fish generation has no cool ~ feeling, suffocation returns to the total intestines", "A ride on the dust of the pig laughs, no one knows that it is fast ~ feeling".

Come on, if you get too addicted, you'll die, and it's good to die in the high ~ tide

In a trance, the blackfin shark finally glanced at Jin Yangyang's shadow in the water, and his heart was happy, aftertaste, excited, and self-pitying, and finally his stomach turned over, and the fish white floated up, and passed away with a smile.

"Suffocated?"

Tang Bao almost didn't fall down. Is this Nima Jin Yangyang or the second senior brother? Ya suffocated a fish in the water? No, I must get my hands on this pet pig, and it's worth taking 3,000 beauties plus a cruise ship!

He has taken a fancy to Jin Yangyang, and this rarity in his heart is more exciting than seeing a peerless beautiful girl

"Director Xu, that's it, I found a pig, a kung fu pig"

Jin Yangyang's miraculous performance completely ruined a pool of spring water. The female stars in the fishing box are all moving, and some of them have flexible brains, so they sneak outside and call their good directors; they all think that as long as they are properly cultivated and perfectly packaged, this little pig will definitely be able to become popular in the world and become an actor pig, a diva pig, and an emperor-level idol in the pig era!

"Uncle Tang, you lost!"

Xiao Yezi is relatively simple, this earth-shattering pig shark battle is just better than cartoons in her opinion, and what she is most concerned about is actually the problem of winter vacation homework.

"Lose, lose, let's go, Yezi, Uncle Tang will take you to Uncle Zhou"

Tang Bao picked up the leaves with a smile and hurriedly walked towards the cork fishing box where Zhou Yi and the others were.

At this time, Jin Yangyang had already arched the dead shark to the edge of the fishing platform, jumped on the fishing platform, and looked at the stunned Pang Yong very smugly.

Zhou Yi patted its head and was about to praise it a few words, when he saw Tang Bao walking over with Xiao Yezi in his arms, followed by a beautiful star who was not dressed and several sailors with big shoulders and round waists.

"Big brother, you don't have such a play, how can you calculate whether you win or lose? This can't be regarded as your achievement, because it's all the credit of Jin Yangyang. ”

Tang Bao put down the little leaf as he spoke, walked over and approached Jin Yangyang, touched its head and said: "Okay Yangyang, you are too fierce, the more Uncle looks at you, the more he likes it, or you will follow Uncle Tang?"

"Phew, you kid don't have the idea of beating my family, this matter is not negotiable. ”

Zhou Yixin said that you really see the older generation of pigs, and my uncle, this little pig can fight tigers when he goes up the mountain, can catch dragons when he goes into the water, can stay at home to take care of the family, and can be used as a shepherd dog when he is released, can he give it to you?

"Also, if you lose, you lose, you kid don't have a lot of hulai. Zhou Yi smiled and said: "Ten catties of human milk, I want to see how you drink it." ”

"Big brother, can't we be unreasonable?"

Tang Bao was anxious when he heard it, he was not weaned, but he couldn't drink ten catties at a time? That is all the young and energetic healthy beauties are now squeezed out, and if you drink too much, you can afford to burn a mouthful of bubbles, even if you are strong, it will be difficult to go to ashes: "You let everyone give a comment, and say that it is a fishing competition, but you are not fishing at all, you rely on the ocean to get these fish, and this blackfin shark"

He pointed to the dead shark that had just been fished up by the sailors: "This is also suffocated by Yangyang, right?

"Yes, yes, the second master has a point, it's a fishing competition, isn't this cheating?"

"It is"

When female stars from all walks of life heard this, they immediately echoed and scrambled to pick up Tang Bao's thick legs.

"You're not convinced, then look at what this is?" Zhou Yi smiled and shook the fishing line tied to Jin Yangyang's tail.

"It's a fishing line"

"Yes, since there is a fishing line, then Yangyang belongs to fishing bait, has someone stipulated that bait is not allowed to dry up big fish?" Zhou Yi said very unreasonably: "So we are still fishing." ”

"Yes, Xiao Yi said it well, I agree!"

Who does not support the brother-in-law at this time? Pang Tong immediately raised his hands and feet.

"I'll wipe it, that's okay?"

Tang Bao's eyes rolled: "Yes, we are willing to gamble and lose, not to be boring." But I'm going to give it a try."

"Say, what do you want to compare?"

Zhou Yi knew his little abacus, didn't he just lose the fight and want to save face? Anyway, being idle on this sea is also idle, and it will fulfill him.

"Brother, didn't you bring your own wine? I haven't drunk it yet. Let's compare wine this time, use the 'Qingyunxiang' produced by my ancient garden to compare with your wine, and see whose wine is more popular. ”

Tang Bao said triumphantly: "Everyone present listens, you are all judges, go back and drink with me!"

Beauties from all walks of life immediately responded. The heart said that it was too good, it was good to be drunk, maybe the second master would sneak me away as soon as he was happy, and not let Yu Linglong, the 'people's artist', be beautiful

"You kid really know how to choose judges? Okay, just compare!"

Zhou Yi glanced at these female stars with a smile, and said in his heart, isn't this just going to be shady, are you mango stage? But it doesn't matter, there are 'Alluring City Disaster' and 'Will Harmony' in hand, no matter how unconscionable the judges are, they have to turn into iron-faced and selfless blackspots, buddy, I will be afraid of you?

"Then let's talk about it first, if your wine is not as good as mine, big brother, Jin Yangyang will have to belong to me, and I will be tied with Brother Pang, no one will have to be a nurse;

Tang Bao stomped on the cruise ship a few times and said, "This cruise ship is yours!"

"Hehe, you really spent hundreds of millions of dollars, and you actually gambled with me on a cruise ship?"

Zhou Yi shook his head and smiled: "It's too big, don't hurt the feelings of our buddies anymore." ”

"Don't, what is this cruise ship, isn't it just a big toy? Not to mention one, ten ships can't match the feelings of our buddies?

Tang Bao pouted, this is called a heroic Qianqiu, seeing that the female star is screaming, she doesn't need to go to the kang one by one to go to the sea of desire to make the tide and make waves

(To be continued)