Chapter 142: Traffic Explosion

After all, he survived the pencil sharpening test, don't ask him how many pencils he has sharpened, he himself said that he didn't want to answer, and he didn't want to recall.

In short, if someone says that he has no longevity and lacks patience in the future, he will definitely slap people in the face with a big ear scraper.

Sand sculpture, you are facing a person who can sharpen a pencil to an unprecedented degree, the strongest person in history, you dare to say that I have no longevity?

Yes, from now on, Master Chen Guang will be the most proficient pencil sharpener ever on the earth and even in the whole universe!

The strongest pencil sharpener ever!

Although it doesn't work for eggs.

When he came out of the cup realm, he didn't see the Glass God Emperor either, this woman had made up her mind not to show up today.

The light flowed, and he appeared in the bedroom again, Lin Jingwei and the White Lady had just climbed to the side of the bed, and were about to go up the ladder, but less than ten seconds had passed in the real world.

Silently putting down the cup, Chen Guang pulled out a tissue from the paper box next to him, and wiped his eyes covertly.

Damn, I was so embarrassed to see these two grandsons' briefs wet their eyes.

Chen Guang sat on the chair blankly, adjusted his mood for a long time, and then slowly got up and walked to the toilet, ready to take a cold shower.

This time, the impact of the cup in the realm on him was a bit big, and he couldn't relax at all if he didn't sleep.

Standing under the faucet, feeling the cold water wash away, Chen Guang sorted out his thoughts.

Frankly speaking, it's not entirely a bad thing to give the cup a hole like this.

At least Chen Guang clearly recognized the fact that this thing is really trying to trick people, it is completely unreasonable and has no bottom line.

He used to naively think that although this thing could appear anytime and anywhere, and instantly detect his mind to finalize the final form of the cup realm, it should at least be a little normal.

So far, even the most worthless and meaningless Dota 2 hell training has made his level of training in this game to the peak. Even if the actual combat strength can only support one or two games, it is enough to take it out and pretend to be forced.

So much so that he let his guard down.

Tonight, he did this for the middle of the cup, just like the cold water sprayed out of the faucet on his head, which made him sober up instantly.

Can't relax!

If you touch this cup while squatting tuba. It's really going to be the king of the anus and kill someone!

Ay?

Damn, normal humans don't drink water when they squat in the tuba, right?

Am I not scaring myself?

Oh, yes!

Chen Guang slapped his head, but his brain was also short-circuited, and he was afraid of something that could not happen for a long time.

That's it. As long as I don't have to become the prolapsed anal king, is there anything else on this earth that I can't afford to mess with?

Even the setting of the strongest pencil sharpening hand in history, I gritted my teeth and held it down, is there any difficulty I can't survive?

Happy!

The mood suddenly became very good, if it wasn't for the fact that it was late at night, Chen Guang would have wanted to blow two whistles to celebrate.

After taking a shower and lying in bed, he began to think again.

It's been two or three weeks, and the cup has only come four times.

Emma, that's three thousand worlds!

The old man pinched his fingers and counted. At the current rate, it will take at least sixty years to complete the test of the entire three thousand worlds, damn it.

Now that I'm twenty years old, won't I wait until I'm eighty years old, and I'm still doing tasks hard?

I'll rub the class, and by then, even if I become the lord of the three thousand worlds that Liuli said, I have trillions of cute girls.

It's all like that, and they have the intention to kill thieves at all. I can't go back to the sky!

Could it be that I can really only enjoy the so-called "divine sex" of the pit father?

I don't want Plato, I just want hearty hand-to-hand combat!

When I think about it this way, my heart is really cold!

It's so frustrating that I can't lift my energy.

Wait, I think I've forgotten something?

What I just said. That's a good situation!

According to the urine nature of the so-called artifact upgrade, the later it gets, the longer the upgrade will take to delay.

Could it be that the glorious task of me, the Redeemer, will ultimately fail to time?

If the person is not rescued, I will die of old age first?

The redeemer of the Glass God Emperor who is powerful in the Endless God Realm. But the mission failed because of old age and death, such a setting is full of utter despair!

It's a pity that Liuli seems to be in a dead lock now, otherwise Chen Guangzhen wants to summon her to have a good exchange with her about the experience he just came up with, to see if she has prepared anything.

Thinking about it carefully, she can't be so cheating and can't even think of such a simple truth.

Could it be that since I became a redeemer, I was destined for immortality?

Wouldn't I have to be like the main characters in some TV movies, constantly watching my loved ones die of old age one by one?

Professor Du from the stars?

Wouldn't this plot be too sadistic?

This kind of sadomasochistic plot is not popular now!

In a daze, Chen Guang didn't have much ability to continue to think nonsense, today's various tosses, he was really tired, lying down, as soon as his eyes were closed, he completely fell asleep.

A long time later, in the middle of the night, on the desk under his bed, the Holy Grail of Heaven was glowing faintly milky white.

The Glass God Emperor's crazy laughter ghostly echoed in the cup, but the volume was as thin as a mosquito, and even Chen Guang on the top bunk couldn't hear it.

"Whahahaha! The old lady has succeeded! Finally succeeded! Finally, I don't have to live like a death row prisoner! The old lady! The emperor! My aunt and grandmother can go online! Hahaha! This aunt and grandmother have changed from being a prisoner under house arrest to being an otaku girl who cannot go out! This is simply a qualitative leap!

The portrait of the glazed god emperor dancing on the holy grail of Tongtian, if someone saw the portrait on this cup at this time, he could still dance, and he would be frightened out of his body.

Fortunately, Chen Guang "dressed" her in the Kitty coat, but there was no risk of being exposed.

When the mad woman finally settled down, she saw the decorative painting on the wall of the cup freeze suddenly, and then a white fiber as thin as a hair slowly poked out from the finger of the decorative painting, extended down the side wall of the cup, and then touched the table, and then immediately climbed down the table, went straight to Chen Guang's computer host, and plunged into it.

This is not the end, after waiting for a while, another white fiber poked out, along the steel pipe of the desk and bed, creeping up like a tiger, quietly turning over Chen Guang's head, and piercing into his mobile phone at the bedside.

The two fibers briefly flashed with brilliance, then faded and disappeared.

The Glass God Emperor snapped his fingers in the cup, "It's done!"

Immediately, she said to herself, "It seems that it takes a lot of divine power to maintain the Internet, my bright feather coat? Forget it, it doesn't matter, but it can suffocate me! Internet is important, there is nothing more important in this world than Internet access!"

What the Liuli God Emperor plans to do online, no one knows yet, the only thing that can be sure is that Chen Guang's mobile phone traffic is definitely going to explode. (To be continued.) )

PS: [I reply to every book review and thank every reader who has rewarded me, but there are still so many people who refuse to come to the www.biquge.info of Biquge to support me, to tell the truth, I feel a little lost.] The subscription ratio has been stuck at thirty to one or two days, and I can't be happy when I look at other people's ten to one and fifteen to one. Good brothers, where have you all been! Today's chapter will be released first, and I can't hold back this little bit. 】