Chapter 143: The Art of Lies

The next day, Chen Guang rarely failed to get up early, and when he opened his eyes, it was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and he was woken up by the sharp voice of the white lady.

These two grandsons are restless when they get out of bed, and the white lady is lying on Xiong Er's head and turning into a golden lion king, providing a gentle and intimate roaring wake-up service.

However, Xiong Er was drunk all night, and now he is in good shape, and the White Lady's roaring wake-up service is helpless against him.

Chen Guang opened his sleepy eyes, watching the white lady perform there, and always felt that this drunkard didn't mean to drink, on the surface it seemed to be tossing Xiong Er, but secretly he was taking revenge for scaring him last night.

If I hadn't known that you had a small belly, I would have almost cheated you.

"Do you see my big fist in a casserole? Believe it or not, I made you a national treasure?" Chen Guang yelled angrily.

The white lady turned her face and said, "Yo, Master Guang is awake, do you need to buy you breakfast?"

Chen Guang turned his mind and nodded, "It's okay, I'll sleep again, help me bring me a bowl of porridge, and ask for four more buns." ”

After Lin Jingwei finished washing, he walked in from the door and asked, "One more than usual?"

Chen Guang sighed in his heart, why did this girl observe so carefully, could it be that the real hidden dead in the bedroom was not the white lady, but this goods?

"Uncle Ben is growing his body, eat more and grow his head, what do you know, I'll be bored for a while. After saying that, Chen Guang fell headlong again, it was rare that he didn't have a class this morning, and it was the time to lie in bed in the summer heat.

Of course, it doesn't matter if there is a class or not, the afternoon class is a big class for hundreds of people, and Chen Guang plans to escape directly.

Don't ask my brother why he is so cool, the king of truancy has always been domineering, and if he doesn't name him, he will kneel at the teacher's door and beg for forgiveness.

As a result, he didn't sleep much comfortably this time, and it was rare for Queen Wenwen to call in person, so she didn't dare not answer.

"Chen Guang, where have you been these days? I haven't seen you play games, and you won't come to the library, so why don't you play with me and disappear?" Queen Wenwen's voice sounded very unhappy. The consequences were very strict, which made Chen Guang vaguely remember the scene when this woman put down the thugs on the ground in more than ten seconds.

Although my brother is now half a master, compared to this female tyrannosaurus, even if it is not really compared. Chen Guang realized, I can live for about 30 seconds?

Not to mention anything else, as far as Second Uncle Wen's internal strength is concerned, although Chen Guang has never asked, he also knows that Wen Wen's skills are by no means as simple as the surface.

Quickly sit up straight. Shaking his head fiercely, he made his thinking sober up in an instant, and before officially opening his mouth, Master Chen Guang organized his thinking first, so as not to leak out some things that should not be said.

"Don't you know? Yesterday, our class received a group of foreign guests, and it was a big deal, including professors and top students from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Recently, our whole class has been revolving around this matter, and everyone is tired enough, and I have not been idle, helping to prepare the thesis together. Don't really say it. We had a good reception yesterday, and the Massachusetts professor seemed to appreciate the way our class got the papers. ”

Chen Guang hehe.

Wen Wen on the other end of the phone snorted, "Just you, are you still helping to prepare the paper?"

Chen Guang was not convinced, "Let me tell you! Don't underestimate people, I am the main force!"

"The main force of serving tea and water!"

"Okay, you saw through it, the paper is mainly done by Sun Xiaoxun and them, and we boys will also do it, but this is a matter of winning glory for the country and the school. We're definitely going to have to help. It didn't delay me from reviewing Level 4, after all, it was a reception of foreign guests, and I made up my English along the paper. ”

The lies in this world are best used as half-truths. Chen Guang knows the essence of it, even if he is found out in the future, he can quibble that it is your Miss Wen's own comprehension ability that is problematic, and I didn't deliberately hide it from you.

Well, this way you can avoid being beaten, and be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years.

"That's done. I'm worried about interfering with your studies, since you've been reading lately, so come out today to relax with me, and combine work and rest. Give you ten minutes, get dressed and get up, I'll wait for you at the school gate, go straight to the Internet café!

It turned out that the school flower of Wenda took the initiative to call to show condolences was fake, and the itchy hands were real.

To tell the truth, Chen Guang himself also had a little itchy hands, and immediately moved quickly to get dressed.

When the clothes were halfway through, Xiong Er, who was hungover next to him, arrived like an alarm clock, and suddenly rushed to the bed and sat up straight, then turned his face like a zombie, looked at Chen Guang, and said in a muffled voice: "Good morning, Brother Guang!"

"Well, Uncle Xiong has worked hard. ”

When the clothes were all dressed, Lin Jingwei and the White Lady came back with a big bag in their hands, I have to say that Lin Jingwei really has the talent of a good man at home, and he actually bought breakfast for Xiong Er very intimately, but it was just right.

However, as soon as the third grandson heard that Chen Guang was going to run away with steamed buns and porridge, he became strongly curious about his whereabouts.

Chen Guang was helpless, and when he went to the set, he released three more pigeons, and he was ashamed, so he honestly said that he was going to open a two-person black with Wen Wen.

The three of them didn't agree, even Xiong Er, who had just sobered up, came to the spirit, so he had to follow.

After all, Chen Guang's shocking DOTA magic skills some time ago have deeply impressed the three frogs at the bottom of the well.

They really want to know what a terrible scene it will be after Chen Guang and Wen Wen, the two masters, form an Internet café and sit in a row for two people, and there must be a storm in the high segment, and countless heroes will bend their waists!

couldn't resist everyone, Chen Guang had to pinch his nose and respond.

"I'll tell you, the ugly words are in front, I won't take you three rookies, after all, my brother and Wen Wen are both high scores of more than 5,000 points!"

Once upon a time, Chen Guang was humiliated by these three 4,000-point players, but now, he can say that they are rookies in this nostril-facing tone.

Isn't it true that after surviving the three-month-long hellish training, is it the present day?

The chickens on the heads of the three of them peck rice.

"Observation and learning are the mainstay, supplemented by close school flowers. Lin Jingwei said with a smile.

"Hey, is it elegant?"

"Damn! I'll just kid you!"

"Don't panic, the phone didn't go through. ”

Chen Guang pushed Lin Jingwei away, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, if you drag the Wen Colonel Flower again, you will have to go crazy." ”

The four of them hurriedly rushed to the school gate while nibbling on buns, Chen Guang paused violently on the way, and secretly rejoiced, fortunately, his brother was cautious and almost missed a big event.

"By the way, there's another thing, you must remember. ”

When the three of them saw him as if he were facing a great enemy, they thought that he had some great secret.

"I'll see Wen Wen later, but don't let her know that my brother's English has changed dramatically!

"Is this for Mao?" the white lady scratched her head in confusion, and the other two were also at a loss.

Xiong Er asked, "Don't you like to pretend to be a force?"

Chen Guang kicked him, "You can't leak the secret of heaven! Anyway, you all remember it for me! Whoever dares to leak the secret is my lifelong enemy!" )