Chapter 286: Tang Sancai
Because I'm not alone now, at least I have two helpers, two machine spirits, and several artifacts, but I know that most of them are unreliable due to various reasons such as injuries or serious injuries. I'm afraid that the only thing I can rely on now is the whip of the ghost king who came from Princess Song. When I think about it, it's really ironic.
"Little white face, let me introduce myself, my name is Tang Er. But, in fact, I'm not the same at all!" Tang Er, who was standing on the left, looked petite and exquisite, thinking that she must be a pocket-sized beauty in her lifetime, her voice sounded very good at first glance, but after savoring it, it was with an indescribable horror: "Actually, we have no grudges the day before yesterday, and we have no hatred recently, but our brothers and sisters are serving other people's bowls and are managed by others, who made you a good and decent person and became a prison escapee?" For a special statement, the slave is definitely a good hand at skinning, and I will peel off your skin later, then stuff it with hay, and take it to the little hell to kill the chicken and show the monkey!
"As for me, my name is Tang San, what I am best at doing is lighting a sky lantern, lighting a sky lantern on your heavenly spirit cover, let me feel the sourness of burning fat. The one standing on the right is in good shape, at least very well-proportioned, not tall, not short, not fat or thin, and he is also the one who speaks at an average speed, neither fast nor slow: "Li Ming, in fact, the three of us are all from the Arrest Division of the Black Rope Hell, and we are directly subordinate to His Royal Highness Emperor Song." When we set off, His Royal Highness Emperor Song said that as long as you are brought to justice, no matter whether you live or die, you will be rewarded with 1,000 taels of garlic strips, so you will accept your fate!"
I couldn't help but gasp, I didn't expect Emperor Song's news to be so quick and to react so quickly. It's just that I don't know if Emperor Song only sent the three of them, or if there were other masters.
To be honest, I haven't heard of these three white bones, but judging by the tone of their voices and the degree to which they are relied on by the Song Emperor, they are definitely masters that should not be underestimated.
Moreover, judging from the position of the three of them, it is very deep. There is a way that as soon as an expert makes a move, he will know if there is one. But these three white bones didn't need to make a move at all, they just casually stood there, and the effect and momentum came out completely.
Because their standing posture is in the shape of a pin, and the shape of the pin, also called a triangle, they can be both offensive and defensive. When we were in school, we all learned a wise saying, which is that triangles are very stable.
The more I looked at it, the more surprised I became, because once I started, I would be one against three, and even if the other two didn't make a move, the psychological pressure it brought to me was immeasurable.
At this time, Xiaoxue's voice came to my ears: "Master, you must not be careless, the three of them are not easy to mess with." ”
"Am I so easy to mess with?" of course I knew that Xiaoxue was reminding me with good intentions, so I laughed and snorted, thus banishing the tension on the eve of the big war.
Xiaoxue was amused by me all of a sudden: "Master, to be serious, these three white bones have a name and make an iron triangle." Since their surname is Tang, Tang Da likes red, Tang Er likes cyan, and Tang San likes green, so they all call them Tang Sancai. ”
"Tang Sancai?" "I've only seen that kind of porcelain Tang Sancai in the cultural toy store, but Tang Sancai, who is a master of cultivation, has really never heard of it.
At this time, Xiaoxue was like my elementary school teacher and popularized it for me. I really don't know if I don't listen, I was shocked when I heard it, it turned out that there were countless powerful ghosts in the Netherworld, but this Tang Sancai was definitely among the top few. Later, Xiaoxue asked me if I had ever eaten sugar-wrapped steamed buns. Of course I've eaten this. Because this is a very common way of eating pasta in our northern countryside. Generally speaking, there are two kinds of brown sugar and white sugar, of which brown sugar is the majority. And the best memory of my childhood is eating candy packets made by my mother.
Whenever the sugar packets were steamed, I would wait in the kitchen early, even though the steamer was turned on and the kitchen was already smoky and I couldn't see anything clearly. Later, when the heat completely dissipated, I could already see the snow-white sugar packets in the cage. At this time, my mother would pick up a sugar packet, blow it vigorously on the side of her mouth, and wait until it was completely no longer hot, and then carefully stuff it into my hand.
Generally speaking, there are two types of sugar packets, one is round and the other is triangular. Every time my mom made sugar packets, she would make two kinds of them, the round ones for the adults and the triangular ones for me. At the time, I didn't know what the reason was, but when I once happened to eat a round sugar packet, I realized that there was no triangle sweetness, and the sugar in the bread was far from the same.
Xiaoxue's words reminded me of my mother's kindness to me, and mother's love is really boundless. I don't know how my mother is doing now, but she will definitely miss me. I had planned to wait until I had established myself in Black Rock City, and then I would take the two old men over and let them spend their old age well. Thinking of this, I feel a little more confident, even if it is for the sake of my parents, I have to go back safely. And the premise of whether you can go back safely is to solve the Tang Sancai in front of you first. According to Xiaoxue, Tang Sancai liked to eat triangular sugar packets before he became a white bone. In the human world at that time, the three of them were well-known thieves, and they joined forces to commit crimes, and they were invincible.
However, forts are often breached from within. At that time, because Tang Er was a rare beauty, Tang Da and Tang San both fell in love with her. In order to take Tang Er for himself, Tang San designed to send Tang Da to prison, but after losing an important link, Tang Er and Tang San did not have a good time to live, and soon they were arrested by mistake, and the three of them were escorted to the execution ground together. Because the three of them had done too much evil, after being beheaded, the angry crowd pounced on them, and soon turned them into three white bones.
However, after becoming ghosts, the three of them learned their lessons, reunited, and instead became the creepiest killer duo in Netherworld. Legend has it that Tang Sancai is the most expensive killer in the Netherworld, as long as they pay money, they can do anything, and they really serve customers wholeheartedly. For this reason, many angry things have been done. I don't know how many people skinned and how many sky lanterns were lit, and later because they did too much evil, they were jointly issued a wanted warrant by the Ten Palaces of Yama, but they disappeared quickly, and they were recruited without thinking about it, and became the people of the Arrest Division under the command of Emperor Song.
As soon as I thought of this, I couldn't help but laugh: "Three, you have become Emperor Song's subordinates, and the rest of the Yama Luo knows?"
Tang Sancai looked at each other, and then said in unison: "Boy, curiosity kills the cat, you are so curious that you won't live long, no wonder His Royal Highness Emperor Song will let the three of us send you on your way." But then again, it's your honor to die at the hands of the three of us. After all, we haven't done it in person for years. ”
When these three people talk together, it is much more difficult to hear than speaking alone, and with that laughing expression, it is really appropriate to describe it with the four words "ghost crying wolf". I didn't say anything, but I didn't plan to directly show the whip of the ghost king, as the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing the other side wins all battles, I want to see the number of the three of them and then make sense, besides, since I learned to ride the wind, I am very confident in my dodging skills, unless it is an artifact that touches the bone scraper, it is still no problem to protect myself in a short period of time.
At this time, I only heard Tang Da snort coldly, and then said: "I said that the second sister and the third brother, in my opinion, there is no need to talk to this kid about any rules, the three of us shot together and sent them away." As the saying goes, raising soldiers for a thousand days and using soldiers for a while, this is the first errand that His Royal Highness the Emperor Song gave us, and we can't do it. ”
Tang Er didn't speak, but Tang San laughed: "Big brother, the older you are, the less courageous you are, just with our Tang Sancai's prestige, in the face of such a stinky hairy boy, there is no need to be so nervous! I thought it was enough for you to do it alone, enough to give this kid face, of course, if you are worried that you can't take it down, you can hand him over to the younger brother." ”
It was said that they had released their previous suspicions, but listening to the meaning of Tang San's words, it seemed that they were still not completely relieved of what happened back then. Tang Da ate such a meal and grabbed white, he was angry, and he no longer paid attention to Tang San, I saw that he was very strange, sneering at me, his hands didn't move, his feet didn't move, but he stretched out a terrifying head, nearly a foot away, he actually stretched it out all at once, and shook his head one after another, and then the sound of grinding teeth came, and the sound was in his ears. It's like a dense mouse, constantly biting in my ears, making people's hands and feet numb and weak, and that feeling is not much better than encountering those maggots.
I really don't want to hear this sound for a second, and if I listen to it any longer, my head will explode. I didn't expect that this Tang Da's move would be so weird, and he launched a sonic attack as soon as he came up.
I thought I had to fight back, but my hands and feet didn't listen. Just like Tang Da in front of him. However, we are different, people don't use their hands and feet, but I can't use them if I want to.
No, since my debut, I never thought that I would not be able to make a move, even in the face of a terrifying nine-rank peak master like Emperor Song, I am not so embarrassed as I am now.