Chapter 285: Inexplicable
And in my opinion, once that time comes, Princess Song will be covered in maggot meat and mud, and people who love cleanliness like her will definitely not care about chasing me, and it is urgent to go to the river to take a bath first.
I made up my mind, so I walked out a dozen feet away, and then whistled several times in a row, and when the maggots heard the order, they stopped pressing. And Princess Song is so smart, she stabbed a few times in a row, killed a bloody path, and rushed towards me like a gust of wind.
This was a big surprise to me, because I would never have thought that Princess Song, who loves cleanliness so much, would not bother to take a bath, but would take me under the knife first.
Of course, I won't mess around, after all, I have the wind and body method, as long as she doesn't fly the bone scraper, then with her speed, it should be difficult to catch up with me. But this time, I completely miscalculated, because I had just risen from the wind, and Princess Song had already been carried by the bone scraper, whistling and forcing forward. What kind of horse-insect operation is this, I haven't come back to my senses yet, and I've been caught in the throat by her bone scraper.
It's over! I lost all the games for a while, and I didn't expect my gorgeous life to come to an end like this. But it was absolutely impossible to beg Princess Song for mercy, so he could only use his divine sense to complain about beating the ghost king's whip: "Little whip, it's all your fault, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have fallen to this step at all, what do you say I should do now?"
"Master, what else can you do? Accept your fate!" This little whip turned out to be a gloating expression, I really doubt that this guy could be an undercover agent sent by Princess Song. But Princess Song has already put the iron-sharpening artifact on my neck, and there is no chance of counterattack, so it seems that I have no choice but to accept my fate. I pondered for a moment, and thought to myself that even if I died, I had to die a heroic death, so as not to be looked down upon by others. So I snorted coldly, and then stiffened my neck and said, "Your Royal Highness Princess, since I have fallen into your hands, if you want to kill or chop, you will listen to your respect." ”
Unexpectedly, Princess Song was stunned: "Why should I kill you? Who will I live with if I kill you? Princess Ben doesn't want to be a widow in this life!"
Wait! Her words are really a bit informative, isn't she already married, and her husband is the head of the prison who scrapes the fat of the little hell, how did he suddenly get involved with me. Is it because I, Li, am too handsome, so I let this Song Gong take the initiative to think of red apricot out of the wall? But no, even if she wants me to be her guest of the scene, then she can't use the word "widow" to describe her sad life in the future!
What's more, although Princess Song is a big beauty, she is a married woman after all, and although I like beautiful women, I am not a beautiful woman who does not refuse to come. Because I have an insurmountable bottom line, that is, I will never touch a married woman, and Princess Song is definitely not my dish.
Therefore, I shook my head and said word by word: "Your Royal Highness Princess, I'm really sorry, although you are a good person, but after all, you are a married woman, so it is impossible between you and me." ”
"What is impossible? I'm a princess, it's up to me here, I say it's possible!" Princess Song seemed to be really angry, and gently sent the bone scraper forward, and then sneered: "Li Ming, don't you want to take this responsibility? To tell you the truth, I hate irresponsible men the most, I will ask you one last time, if you push back again, I will immediately let your head fall to the ground!"
I'm irresponsible? What am I doing irresponsible? For a while, I was like a second monk at a loss. I feel that I am really a wrongdoer, if I do anything, isn't it responsible, anyway, I have a big place in Black Rock City, and some places to live, but why should I be responsible if I don't do anything? Not to mention that she is still a married woman! I think this matter must be made clear, otherwise, even if I am killed by her, I will die blindly.
So I said with a wry smile: "Your Royal Highness Princess, could you be mistaken, we just met, and even now, we have only met twice, I just want to do something, and I don't have the time and opportunity!"
"Just do it, do you dare not admit it? I didn't expect you to be a guy who dares to do it!" Princess Song said in a fierce voice: "Moreover, this kind of thing has nothing to do with meeting a few times. Sometimes one time is enough! one time is enough to take my most precious things!"
I was dumbfounded, I was innocent with her, when did I take away her most precious things. I wanted to defend myself, but I couldn't argue with what she said. I want to deny it, but I'm afraid that I'll mess with her, and if I really give me a knife, I'll go away with injustice.
After thinking about it, I thought that I would fool her away first, anyway, I was going back to Black Rock City soon, and her husband was in the little hell of shaving fat, could she still chase after her? After making up my mind, I put on a smiling face and said, "Your Royal Highness Princess, what are you talking about? I, Li, am a man who stands up to the sky, how can I be irresponsible?"
"Count you as acquaintances. Princess Song smiled, and then put away the bone scraper.
Although she is covered in maggot meat, she is still charming, if she is not married, then calling Emperor Song an uncle is not an insult to me, but now that she is someone else's wife, I can only run away.
As soon as I thought of this, I began to continue to fool her: "Your Royal Highness, I was going to have a good talk with you, but you are full of this kind of maggot corpses, which is very disgusting. This also gives your charm complete the impact. I don't think it's as good as this, how about I accompany you to the creek to take a bath? If you don't mind, it would be great for you and me to take a mandarin duck bath. ”
"You think beautifully, who let you accompany you? How can we take a bath together before the two of us get married? You still wait for me here obediently." Princess Song said, stretched out her white fingers, pressed them on my forehead, and then writhed*, and walked away.
And all this was expected by me, because if I had said that I was waiting for her here at the beginning, then Princess Song would have been suspicious and would have vetoed my decision. In this way, things will be much more troublesome, where is the feeling that it is a matter of course now? As the saying goes, I can't help but be extra careful in the complicated situation at the moment, so I have adjusted my patience to the extreme. When I listened to the sound of the water and judged that Princess Song had already entered the water and her clothes were almost taken off, I whistled softly, and then used the wind and body method to ride away.
Since I agreed with Black Panther to meet at the Mermaid Club in Black Rope City, as soon as I left the Black Grove, I dropped down and walked on the main road to Black Rope City. After all, if the Black Panther were going to Black Rope City, they would definitely take this route.
To my surprise, I drove more than ten miles forward, but I didn't see any sign of the Panthers. Although I was delayed for a lot of time at Princess Song's place, there were so many people in the panther brother, it was impossible for them to go so fast, so I should have caught up a long time ago. But I haven't seen their shadows until now, so it can't be that they were captured back by Niu Tou Nineteen. However, although the bull head nineteen is powerful, but the big brother of the black panther is not a vegetarian, even if it is the pursuit of fat scraping hell, there are many people and they bully the widows, but no matter what, they have to leave some clues, but I rushed all the way over, but I didn't see anything. Could it be that they have encountered other * annoyances?
Just as my heart was going up and down, suddenly under a big black tree on the side of the road, there were three black-clothed people, motionless, like three statues. But I know that they are not statues, but three first-class masters, and if they are alone, each of them is not under the Panther. To be honest, I was surprised. Because as far as I know, it's impossible to have so many masters in the little hell of fat scraping.
However, surprise is surprise, and the things that should be faced must still be faced. If these three people are really here for us prison escapees, then no matter how good they are, I'll have to go for a while. Because of Big Brother Panther, they may fall into their hands.
I walked a few dozen steps forward, and when I looked at it again, I couldn't help but be surprised, because these were not the three people I imagined at all, but three white bones, not a single piece of flesh and blood up and down, just some sporadic ghost fires, flickering in the darkness. At a glance, it's very weird.
Although I was already well-informed, my scalp suddenly tingled at that time, and cold sweat began to break out on my forehead, because even those executioners in the small hell of fat scraping were really nothing compared to these three white bones.
"My name is Tang Da, and the best thing I do in my life and my previous life is to kill people, so, little white face, as long as you run into me Tang Da, then you will definitely die!" The guy standing in the middle had black eyes in his eyes, but when he spoke, I actually felt that his eyes seemed to be blinking, which was really scary. Looking at this guy's tall stature, it seems that he has flesh and blood on his body, he must be a strong man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist.
is so arrogant, he must be a guy with great skills. Because whether I use my divine sense or Xiaoxue tells me, all the information is enough to prove that this is a very dangerous guy.
On the surface, I'm not so miserable now. Actually, that's not the case at all.