Chaotian spicy hot pot restaurant.

The three of us asked for a medium pot, ordered some dishes, and sat down in the air-conditioned dining room.

I rubbed my hands together and turned to look at the cash register, where the young cashier was still standing in front of the computer in the morning, and she had apparently spotted me as well, and raised her face to smile at me.

Seeing me exchanging glances with the cashier, the supervisor next to me asked me, "Xiao Wu, do you know a beautiful woman?"

"Yes, I invited her to eat rice balls in the morning. ”

I smiled and replied.

The cashier, apparently hearing us, glared at me with a straight face, and went on to get on with her business.

Although I was already sitting at a table, the relationship was still a little tense, looking at Lao Yang and the supervisor with cold eyebrows, in order to ease the atmosphere, while waiting for the hot pot to boil, I said: "Don't keep a straight face, since you come here to eat, be happy, and talk about some happy things to share and share." ”

"Tell me. ”

Unexpectedly, they still had straight faces, but they looked at me in unison and said this to me.

I opened my mouth, shook my head helplessly, and said, "Okay, I'll tell you an interesting story from my school days. ”

I dug the pit myself, I have to fill it myself, there is no way, I shared with them a very embarrassing thing I encountered before:

That time, an old table mate MM came to our city to play with me, it was her birthday, because it was late, we simply bought something to celebrate in our dormitory, and drank a lot of wine that night, the eldest and the third and fourth were almost drunk and went out to the Internet café all night, leaving the dormitory to me and MM.

After they left, MM and I continued to drink and chat, because we were old classmates in junior high school, the relationship was as iron as buddies, and we talked about a lot of topics, and we chatted until late at night, until we were too drunk to do it, MM said she wanted to pee, I said okay, let's take you to the men's toilet (there is no women's toilet in the men's apartment), MM said forget it, she didn't want to go to the men's toilet, I handed him an empty wine bottle: "No, solve it yourself, we don't want to go to the toilet and use wine bottles to solve it." ”

She gave me a kick: "Idiot, you. ”

Khan, I touched my head, only to remember that the structure of girls is different from that of boys, and when I was in a dilemma, I saw that she got a dirty jar cup out of nowhere, a bit like a makeshift ashtray, and she asked if this cup was okay? I said okay, you can solve it, I'll go out for a while.

After turning around, MM was done and fell asleep on the table, and I couldn't support it anymore, so I just found a bed and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the three buddies who stayed up all night in the Internet café pushed the door open and came in, the fourth shouted that he was thirsty and picked up his cup from the old place and drank a few sips of water, the boss said that he also snatched his cup and drank it, and the third also drank a few sips, the fine tradition of our dormitory is that the cup can be shared, the third child drank it and handed it to me who was stretching on the bed, I also felt thirsty and wanted to drink, MM screamed and interrupted my movements.

I looked at her with the cup, and she blushed, staring at my cup and then at my sleeping face, as if she wanted to say something unspeakable.

The boss muttered: "Fourth, how long have you been in the cup, and the water is spoiled." ”

The third child also said: "Yes, it's still salty and bitter, what kind of tea is this?"

The fourth child looked confused: "My cup is obviously cold boiled water, how can there be tea." ”

MM's face was flushed, covering her mouth with one hand, and she wanted to spit it out, I understood, it turned out that the jar cup she pooped on last night was the baby cup of the fourth child in my hand...... Unexpectedly...... Drunk...... Peeing ...... I quickly put down the cup and said that I was not thirsty, but the MM couldn't help it anymore and ran outside with his mouth covered.

Several brothers were still inexplicable, laughing at the girl who was too much to drink, and they were all vomiting now.

I didn't dare to laugh when I wanted to laugh, and the MM ran out and didn't dare to come back, until the brothers finished cleaning the battlefield, I finally couldn't help but tell them about the MM peeing into the cup, fainting, a sentence made the three old men vomit the world, and punished me to clean the battlefield again after the incident, and the three of them each lay on their beds and wailed, shouting for revenge.

Soon, a set of revenge plans were devised to mix drinks with ham sausages and carrots, use pigment crushing and stirring into vomit, and at the table where MM was invited to dinner, let the boss pretend to vomit and pour those things on the table, and several of our brothers rushed to eat them, the purpose was to make that MM vomit wildly.

The plan soon entered the implementation stage, MM because he was leaving, I pretended to be Dong invited her to dinner, it was a farewell meal, this time she said in advance that she would not drink, I said it's okay, you don't drink our boys to drink, sure enough, in order to act like, we poured the boss to drink, until after drinking to a certain extent, the boss began to vomit, MM proposed to quickly help the boss out to sober up, we said it's okay, the three of them don't care about three, seven and twenty-one, grab the puddle of dirty mixture on the table, the effect is immediate, the poor MM vomited on the spot, not only did she vomit, the whole restaurant vomited, and one by one like a ghost pulled out his legs and fled, vomiting while escaping, that MM hid in the bathroom and didn't dare to come out, we guess she must have vomited.

The buddies discussed the next step while proudly discussing their revenge plan, and the fourth child pulled out a shredded leek from between his teeth: "Strange, it seems that there are only ham sausages and carrots in the tricky bag, where did the leeks come from?"

The third child also licked his mouth: "Eh, how can the juice smell of beer... ”

I took out a plastic bag from the sleeve of the boss's coat, and the tricky bag was hidden there, and the boss said vaguely: "Brothers, I really vomited just now, and before you could speak, you snatched and ate what I vomited." ”

"Wow wow wow wow ......" I took the lead, and the three decaying ghosts spit together...... While spitting, I understood a truth...... Wow wow wow...... Spit up first...... Wow wow......

"Fuck, don't say any more, I'm going to throw up. ”

When the supervisor next to me heard me say this, he covered his mouth and blushed, as if he was spitting out.

Lao Yang, who was sitting opposite, stared at the hot pot, was stunned, and said to me: "Brother, the truth you understand should be that it is forgivable to do evil in heaven, and you can't live if you do it yourself." ”

"Boss, you really understand people...... That's it. ”

I gave Lao Yang a thumbs up, nodded and replied, just as I finished speaking, there was a snort at the cash register, and the waiter laughed: "I said that you three are really gods, talk about that kind of disgusting topic during dinner, do you want to eat?"

"You don't understand what men are chatting about. ”

I smiled back at the cashier's sister and said.

The cashier blinked his eyelashes and asked me: "I said this little brother, you invited me to eat rice balls in the morning, I didn't eat them, and now I happen to be hungry and haven't eaten yet, would you like to invite me to eat hot pot again?"

"Of course I do, but I'm borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, because the money is given by this handsome guy next to me. ”

I pointed to the supervisor sitting next to me and said to the cashier's sister.

The cashier grinned toothily and actually got out from behind the counter.

She walked to our table in a dignified manner, dragged a stool and sat down beside me: "To be honest, handsome guy, you really the treasure of our town store in the morning, and now that she is off work, I dare to sit next to you and eat with you." ”

The cashier took a set of cutlery from the table next to him and said as he tore the cutlery.

At this time, the other waiters were also a little strange when they saw the cashier sitting at our table, and came over and asked, "Xiaoqin, do you know them?

"Of course we know, we're classmates. ”

Xiaoqin pointed at me and said to the waiter, "The female classmate he just talked about is me." ”

At this time, the supervisor and Lao Yang were not calm, stared at Xiaoqin with a surprised expression, and asked me together after more than ten seconds: "Xiao Wu, no, are you really classmates?"

I smiled and nodded: "You will definitely not believe it when you say it, of course even I don't believe it, I didn't expect to meet my old classmates in this place, this is where you don't meet in life." ”

Seriously, the cashier Xiaoqin is really my old classmate.

When I met her in the morning, in order not to lose face as an old classmate, I didn't make our relationship public.

And the thing I just talked about is also true, because the heroine in that incident is an old classmate sitting next to me.

Xiaoqin heard me say this, and a wry smile appeared on her face: "Wu Xiao, where have you been all these years? Why have you never contacted me, many old classmates have not contacted me anymore, and some have forgotten their names, time flies so fast, so many years have passed in a blink of an eye, you look much more mature than you were at the beginning, but I am still the stupid girl I was at the beginning." ”

"Xiaoqin, there are so many things I have experienced after graduation, it's hard to put into words. ”

I poured a full glass of wine, held them up, and said, "Drink this cup for our dying youth, and for the youth that has passed away." ”

"Just drink and get it, don't chew the words, I'm a coarse person, I don't understand. ”

Lao Yang first raised the glass and took a sip of the liquor in the cup, this person looked very rough, and his skin was like an African, black and red, and he began to talk more: "I said Xiao Wu, it's good to be handsome, and I met a beautiful old classmate when I came out to send a courier, on the other hand, I am in my thirties, and I am still an old single, hey I can't afford to hurt my life, I can't afford to hurt it." ”

Hearing him say this miserably, it made people sound a little unbearable, I joked: "Don't be sad Lao Yang, or I will introduce my beautiful old classmate to you." ”

As I spoke, I reached out and patted Xiaoqin's back beside me, Xiaoqin glared at me, shook her head and said, "I miss you, don't talk nonsense, I've been married a long time ago, let my husband hear your words, be careful that he cuts your tongue." ”

I hurriedly covered my mouth, poured myself a glass of wine, held the glass and said to Xiaoqin: "Oh, oops, the old classmate is guilty of sin, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, I'll drink a little wine and I'll be open-mouthed, I'll punish myself with a glass, and I will punish myself with a cup to admit your mistakes." ”

As he spoke, he drank the wine in the cup, and as soon as the wine was down, others remembered a snarky voice: "Fang Xiaoqin, you are not small, you sit here and talk and laugh with guests during work, do you want to be fined?"

This is the voice of the short-haired woman in the morning, Sister Zhang.

Xiaoqin was startled when she heard Sister Zhang's voice sounding behind her, and quickly stood up: "Sister Zhang, aren't you off work, why are you back again?"

"If I don't come back to get my bag, I may not be able to find out, you Fang Xiaoqin will be so bold, it's really amazing. The short-haired woman stared at my face sarcastically Xiaoqin.