Lijiang Yanyu: Every day, you are a day, open and fight with me, are you a gentleman?

Naughty bubbles: Hee-hee, Uncle Pickled Fish, I said when I was a grandfather, we are pure little beauties...... And hey, it's because our skills are good, and it's better than hanging, so that you will think I'm hanging.

Lijiang Yanyu: I'm too lazy to quibble with you.

Naughty bubbles: Woo, grievances and grievances, it's you who quibble or not, let's talk very obediently, the uncle is cheating, and he is wronged with good silver.

Lijiang Yanyu: Poof, good silver, why don't you say that you are so lewd, don't sell cute, sell a bunch of jokes.

Naughty Bubbles: You, you, you, you bully you, you ignore you...... If you tell me a story, I'll ignore you.

Lijiang Yanyu: It's funny, isn't it simple to make you disappear, just block it, and waste brain cells to tell you stories?

Naughty bubbles: You block me and I have an opinion, but you block me, you drop the loss is a big drop, 1, you block a beautiful little beauty, you block the wood has a chance to soak me wow;2, you block your good bosom friend, there are few confidantes, you will regret it for the rest of your life if you block me;3, the key is that I remember your number, block me hehehehe, I will change more numbers to add you to harass you, quack, dare to pull you.

I was completely shocked by this girl's strong self-recommendation ability.

Forget it, you're thunderous, I can't afford to mess with you, it's okay to hide from you, right?

Turn off, stretch, roll into bed, repeat the otaku life, the calendar flips to July 3, 2012, and there are not a few months left before the legendary end of the world.

I slept late, no, I should say it was very early, because it was early in the morning of the next day.

I woke up, kicked off the quilt, smacked my slippers, felt the refrigerator, found a cup of coffee and milk tea, and a few breads, nibbled indiscriminately, and unscrewed the computer.

That girl called Naughty Bubbles has already gotten me N messages, and I canceled the flashing, and it's done!

It's always been a good habit for me to get up in the early hours of the morning to write, because my inspiration usually floats over in the early morning, fleetingly, just opening up the space, halfway through the coffee, naughty bubbles appear like ghosts, or use ghosts to describe her.

This ghost came up and sent me this paragraph: Usually men like women with fewer stories, the simpler the better, because fewer stories means that you have a higher proportion in her heart, and women like men with stories, men with stories have taste, know how to understand the girl's heart, although it is possible that he will play with himself, sometimes he is also willing, there is a male protagonist in this world, and there can be more than one heroine, because it is impossible for a man to live for only one woman in his life.

I wasted half a day, I couldn't understand the meaning of her words, and the inspiration I had just gathered fell apart all of a sudden.

Naughty Bubbles: Hee-hee, uncle is working so hard, he came up to write so early?

Lijiang Yanyu: Didn't you also go online so early to play with me deeply?

Naughty Bubbles: Cut, I'm not calling this early, because I'm always online.

Lijiang Yanyu: Well, it's normal, you're so popular, it's reasonable to chat with handsome guys online all the time.

Naughty Bubbles: I'm reading your article online, Pig ...... You think I'm your ex-girlfriend wow, it's everyone talking to him.

Lijiang Yanyu: Rub, is it fun to make personal attacks? Did my ex-girlfriend offend you? Slander her like this? You owe a beating.

Naughty Bubbles: Yo ...... Uncle is still short, okay, let's not fight with you, what do you want to think, let's peep into someone's diary, it's not illegal to read the diary, right?

Lijiang Yanyu: Wait, you just sent me a piece of bullshit that didn't get through, what are you talking about?

Naughty Bubbles: Boom ...... Hee-hee, you think bullshit doesn't work, then let's talk bullshit, Shanxi, Uncle Pickled Fish, slowly kill your brain cells.

Before you look at the space, click on the information: Naughty Bubbles, Female, 10, Foshan, Guangdong.

I only look at the photos when I look at the space, of course, I'm talking about looking at the girls' space, because I never go to the boys' space, click on the naughty bubble album, I wipe it inside, this girl is good, the little sweetness is a little fresh, there are no photos of other brain-dead women in the photos of other brainless women, just freeze the beautiful moments, leave life in the film, I browse one by one, the girl in the picture seems to be alive, jumping out of the computer.

I opened the journal again, there is only one article, the name is very straightforward "I have a private life with him", I had a slight ripple in my heart, watching her write like this, "Shaozhe and I are a pair of childhood sweethearts, if you count the time of love, it is about ten years......" It's a love novel.,Tells the story of a girl named Meng Meng and a boy named Shaozhe falling in love.,This novel seems to be the first half of the whole story.,The novel says that when the two children were very young, they made a private lifelong decision on a spittoon.,Xiao Zhengtai and Little Lori's super cute performance,People can't help but want to laugh.,But the story ended when the love was written.,Bury a foreshadowing.,Let people wait for answers.,I smiled faintly.,Exit the interface.。

I think, this is probably a panicked girl, with a boyfriend left and right and not satisfied, learn from others to analyze other people's psychology, do you want to be a psychologist?

Naughty Bubbles: Uncle Pickled Fish, let me ask you a question, is it worth cherishing too perfect love?

Lijiang Yanyu: I am not an expert in love, not to mention that love cannot be replicated, everyone has his own emotions, just like you, your Shenghao.

Naughty Bubbles: Uncle Pickled Fish, you may have thought too much, do you know why I didn't finish that story, because the rest of the story can never be continued?

Li River Smoke and Rain: Can't continue? What, is there something wrong?

Naughty Bubbles: There is nothing wrong, everything is fine, but because it is too bland and too tasteless, all the endings seem to have been predetermined, and writing more is just a waste of pen and ink.

Yanyu of the Li River: Yes, many times, the ending of the story is already doomed, but perhaps, what people who read the story care about is the process, and we just need to write the process well.

Naughty Bubbles: Oh, what the uncle said is very good, no wonder your diary is so flavorful, it turns out that the mentality of writing is different, a master is a master, and the little sister will be mixed with you in the future, hehe.

Smoke and rain on the Li River: Stop...... Stop...... Since you call me uncle, don't call yourself a little sister, hehe, it's a little niece.

Naughty Bubbles: Your sister, take the opportunity to take advantage of me, stinky uncle, dead pickled fish, believe it or not, I'll add a few more handfuls of salt to turn you into a mummy.

Lijiang Yanyu: You can add some ice to freeze me into a zombie, the legendary human flesh popsicle, quack, the little niece of the cola version.

Kitchen knives flew on the screen,* and poop,Suddenly there was a sound of electricity.,Damn,The screen is black.,After the black screen is over, it's followed by a lewd and hoarse funny laugh.,Nima,Send me a spoof expression Wow.,I'm afraid of you.,I'm flashing.。

Go to work, boring work life, hard dick.

I've been exploring why no woman is good to me, on this issue, I've been exploring for so many years, from the former baby version of the bachelor to the current uncle version of the single, there is still no woman around, when I only accompany myself when I go shopping, when the meteor shower blooms outside the window, I ask myself countless times, where is my she?

This world is really unfair, some people kiss me when they are children, and they can soak in the spittoon, and some people have been looking for a lifetime, but they can only be released by people.

"Wu Xiao, what have you been thinking about all day, look at the chart you made, are you playing graffiti with me?"

Nima, what kind of is this, lying down and getting shot.

I took his so-called graffiti chart, and I didn't even glance at it, and I walked back without any explanation or statement.

Brother Roar was so angry that he was about to cum* on the top of his head this time, and he howled in his breath: "Do you treat me as air, do you treat my words as fart, and don't react at all?"

"Boss, we understand that you are irritable during menopause, but find out the situation before you get angry next time. I crumpled the doodle into a ball of paper, threw it on his desk, shook my head and sighed, and turned away.

Of course, the chart he asked me to make was taken away by his superior early in the morning, and the graffiti in his hand was made by me to pass the time when I was bored, and he was so stupid that he couldn't tell the difference between the graffiti and the chart, and I didn't bother to explain, let him be, what do you think.

As an advertising design intern, the daily workload is relatively small, and most of the time is spent in a daze.

The company computer can't play games, and I'm bored with it, so I can only take the trouble to browse my own unfettered space again and again, and the sour articles, in fact, no one really reads them, and writing them down is destined to put them in the cold palace.

Naughty Bubbles: Wu Xiao, a very elegant name, but I prefer to call you pickled fish.

Lijiang Yanyu: Day, you appeared again, and you seemed to be very idle.

Naughty Bubbles: You're here with me, you're not here with me, hehe, can't you figure it out, dead salted fish?

Lijiang Yanyu: If you have a lot of time, you should spend it with your boyfriend, chatting nonsense on the Internet, and you can only drag yourself into a dead end.

Naughty Bubbles: Hehe, my boyfriend doesn't need me to accompany him, he is on the other side of the ocean, and he has a blonde girl to accompany him......

Lijiang Yanyu: It depends on the situation, it turns out that someone was snubbed by her boyfriend and wanted to find someone to relieve her loneliness...... It's a pity I'm not the one you're looking for, you know?

Naughty bubbles: Eh, Uncle Naidi, you speak in such a sour tone~~ Are you eating our vinegar......

Lijiang Yanyu: Your sister, I'm jealous, and I still eat yours, I stepped on shit today, wow, so unlucky, lying down and shot twice......

Naughty bubbles: Sissy, you have to explain, explanation is equal to covering up, the taste of a crush is wonderful, uncle, since you have a crush, don't use a hypocritical mask to cover up this feeling.

Lijiang Yanyu: I've seen self-righteousness, I've never seen you so self-righteous, I won't have a crush on you if I'm cheating on a pig, don't worry, it's brain-dead.

Smack, the mouse slammed on the table, and directly returned QQ, Nima This is a god and a bad thing, my brother is said to be in love, and I also have a crush on a brain-dead girl who has a husband, and I have a bad reputation for the rest of my life! Brother Roar handed over a cup of coffee, and his face was full of four words: Pat your ass. He looked flattering: "Brother's efficiency is high, and I still hide it from my brother when I hand in the chart, hey, my brother misunderstood you." ”

"It's harmless, I didn't care about what you just told me. I replied lightly, Gu Zi played with his own computer.

The technical manager next to me has long been accustomed to my unruly personality, and he was surprised: "Hehe, Brother Wu Xiao is so open-minded, I will say that brother, you have a lot, and you will not worry about me." ”

"I'm not open, I'm just taking your words as carbon dioxide, do you understand?" After that sentence, our roaring brother's face was full of color, his muscles collapsed, and the coffee in his hand was almost unstable.

I grinned and sneered! What the hell is it to me?