Chapter 4: The Bald Donkey
After a while, our homeroom teacher arrived.
"The waves are running, the waves are flowing, the rivers are surging, and the rivers are endless. ”
Seeing the head teacher walk in, the classroom, which was still chaotic, suddenly quieted down.
The head teacher wore a black trench coat, sunglasses, and a black hat on his head.
I looked, I'm grass, isn't this TM Xu Wenqiang from Shanghai Beach, Brother Qiang?
This head teacher is also a wonder. Wearing a windbreaker in the summer, aren't you afraid of covering up prickly heat? I am grassy, this forced pretend is level, and I secretly gave the head teacher a 10 points.
Why, just because people work so hard, you can get ten points.
"Hello students, I am your homeroom teacher, my surname is Kang Mingyong, in the coming year, I will spend it with you, don't be restrained in the future, if you want to say anything to me, you can boldly put it forward, and if you have any questions about your studies in the future, students can just come and ask me. ”
"All the students here are from all over the motherland, and it is a fate that everyone can sit in the same classroom and study. ”
"Now, let's introduce ourselves so that we can get along more harmoniously in the future. ”
After Kang Yong finished speaking, thunderous applause rang out for him, and through his speech, everyone was no longer so restrained, and they vied to introduce themselves one by one.
A female classmate sitting on the far right of the first row stood up shyly and said.
"Big, hello everyone, I, my name is Xia Mo, from, Hunan Province, we will spend the next year together, I hope you will help me a lot, thank you. ”
This little girl named Xia Mo had a sweet voice, but she was also very shy, and after she introduced herself, I could see at a glance that there was a little more red on her cheeks.
"This little girl is still shy, handsome guy, this woman looks good, how about you are interested. ”
My tablemate Wang Yifan said to me with a wicked smile, this guy, don't look like a dog, but his heart is extremely coquettish and obscene.
"Get out of the way. ”
I gave this guy a blank look, I can really talk nonsense, I just wanted to hit my classmates' ideas, is this TM my style? I can't wait a few days to talk about it.
Although we have only known each other for a short afternoon, I have become very accustomed to this kid.
He didn't get angry when I said this, he smiled at me and kept looking at my class.
Damn, I really want to slap him a few times, this grandson, I haven't even looked at him blindly.
Next, one by one, the students got up to introduce themselves.
"Hello everyone, I'm Bruce Lee. From Henan, the name is exactly the same as the king of kung fu, Bruce Lee, I like kung fu very much, specializing in taekwondo, if there are classmates from other classes bullying everyone in the future, you all come to me, I will beat him for you. ”
A classmate who looked fairly strong stood up to introduce himself, and when he finished his introduction, it was obvious that the old class's face turned black, and the old class spoke.
"Everyone is studying in the same school, if something happens, don't use violence to solve it at every turn, tell the teacher about it, and I will solve it for you.
"You are still young, what deep hatred and hatred have to be solved by violence, we all live in a society with a legal system, and the law will not forgive you if you beat someone, so if something unpleasant happens in the future, you will all come to me. ”
After the old class finished speaking, thunderous applause rang out for him again.
"Well said. ”
Some of the classmates coaxed, and even whistled, and the old class glared at him and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead, until his tablemate gave him the back of his head, and he didn't react.
"My name is Xu Zhibin, I am from Sichuan, please take care of me. ”
The four-eyed boy who told me that he was wearing his clothes backwards stood up and introduced himself.
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There were 46 people in our class, and soon it was the last row, and it was my tablemate Wang Yifan's turn.
The grandson stood up and said.
"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Yifan, Yi is elegant, everything is ordinary, when my father gave me this name, he just wanted me to be able to live elegantly and play elegantly in the future, so I gave this name. ”
"I am a local, and I hope that my classmates will take more care of me in the future, thank you. ”
This grandson has been talking nonsense for a long time, tm, and he is still playing elegantly, and sooner or later one day he will float to the sky, and he will still float.
When it was my turn, I slowly got up and bowed to the group of classmates before speaking.
"Hello everyone, my name is Gao Shuai, 1.75 meters tall, high school education, unmarried, I am also a local, if there is a beautiful single girl in the class, you can pay more attention to me in the future. ”
After saying that, I hurriedly sat down, and I could see that Lao Ban Kangyong glared at me fiercely.
Also, the school clearly stipulates that students are not allowed to fall in love, and I just blatantly provoked the school rules, isn't this hitting the muzzle?
Fortunately, Lao Ban just glared at me and didn't say anything after that.
"The handsome guy is awesome, dare to provoke the school rules, there is a kind, I will follow you in the future. ”
Wang Yifan, this kid said good things to me, I didn't pay attention to him, and when the last classmate introduced himself, we all knew each other.
Although I didn't remember any of the names of the 46 classmates in the classroom except for Wang Yifan, it doesn't matter, I get to know it slowly, this kind of thing is not in a hurry.
After the boss announced a few more things, he let us go down to the opening ceremony.
The few things announced by the old class are nothing more than what to pay attention to at school, what not to make and what mistakes to make, as well as some work and rest times in the school, and some clear regulations.
A group of people descended from the teaching building and gathered in front of the national flag stand to stand in line.
It's really boring, I asked Wang Yifan.
"How did you come to this school in the first place? ”
I'm curious, even I was cheated by my dad in this school.
Everyone is a pit father, and when I come to my house, I am a pit father!
And according to my eyesight, the school has almost three or four hundred freshmen in the first year of high school alone.
"This year's policy is not good, I can't spend money to go to general high school, there is no way, and I don't want to go to a technical school, so my dad contacted the principal of this school, so I came here. ”
Wang Yifan said to me with a bitter face.
"Do you know that this school does not have a campus, this campus is actually the site of a technical school, and our principal is renting someone's land. ”
"Now that technical school is still on vacation, so there are only students from our Guangming Comprehensive High School in this school, and this broken school even has to rent a campus, which is really a dog. ”
Wang Yifan looked uneven and told me the origin of this school. Looking at his bitter face, I understood that this guy was also trapped.
Grandma drops a bear, this broken school is so poor, and there is no campus to return the chicken feathers, return the money to us as soon as possible, the students who have a home go home to find their mother, and the students who don't have a home jump off the building!
This group of grandsons really has them, and they also rent a campus with others, and they can figure it out, why didn't he rent it with his wife, he was really convinced.
I shouted on the spot.
"I'm going, what's wrong?"
Maybe my voice was so loud that even the deputy director of the Political and Educational Department standing on the stage heard it.
"Please pay attention to the discipline of the venue, don't shout, if you really have something to say, come up to the podium and say it. ”
The deputy director of the political and religious office yelled at me, of course I didn't bird him, and whispered.
"Roar at you to be paralyzed, turtle son. ”
I was yelled at by the deputy director of the Political and Educational Office, and all the students in the audience turned their heads to look at me.
Old Ban Kangyong also glared at me a few times, obviously I had left an extremely bad impression in his heart.
In the end, it was the deputy director of the political and educational office who shouted, and the students turned their heads around.
Haven't you ever seen someone so handsome? a group of turtles.
After a few more idle words with Wang Yifan, the opening ceremony officially began, and there were a total of 6 people sitting on the rostrum, from left to right.
Duan Zhenping, director of the Political and Educational Department, and Liu Guoqiang, deputy director, are the turtle grandsons who yelled at me just now.
Vice President - Sun Shihong, President - Li Huanghuang. It's the old bald donkey surnamed Li.
Vice President - Zhao Junfeng, Secretary of the Party Branch - Liu Yaqi.
It is worth mentioning that there were a total of 6 people on the rostrum, five men and one woman, and 3 of them were bald donkeys.
That's right, all 3 principals of our school are all bald, and I can't help but ask when I look at the top of my head that is shiny by the lights.
"Do you have to be bald to be a headmaster?"