And these 3 old bald donkeys are all elderly people, and the youngest is estimated to be the principal, Li Huihuang, who is about 50 years old.

When I asked, Wang Yifan on the side was obviously stunned.

"That's too profound a question for me to answer. ”

Wang Yifan shrugged his shoulders with a smile and looked at the rostrum again, because the old class glared at the two of us fiercely.

The first to sit in the center, Principal Lee, Li Huihui, spoke in his standard dialect.

"Students, after the meeting, hand over your mobile phones to your homeroom teacher, our school resolutely does not allow you to bring your mobile phones at school. ”

"On Friday, our teachers will send you all your mobile phones, and on behalf of all the teachers of Guangming Comprehensive High School, I would like to say to the students that everyone is welcome to come to our school. ”

"When you come to our school, you must abide by the school discipline and school rules of our school, and if I find that your classmates have violated discipline, I will expel you from school and leave our school without mercy. ”

Then Li Huanghuang said a lot of words, and my ears were almost calloused.

What gave me the most headache was that after Li Bald Donkey finished speaking, the other five people each gave a speech.

Good guys, this opening ceremony was held all afternoon.

I'm grass, I really want to go up and give them a punch, I can really pull it.

After the opening ceremony, it was almost dark, so I went to the cafeteria, had a casual meal, and then went back to the dormitory.

Because I was the last student to enter the school, I did not participate in military training and did not live with the boys in my class.

I live in a dormitory with the students of class 157, and there are 8 classes in our school, from class 1 to class 8, and my dormitory is 317.

There are 8 people in total, and of the 8 people, 7 of them are in the seventh class, and I am in the third class.

Looking at it this way, it seems that I am at a loss.

I heard Wang Yifan say that the military training in our school was very cruel, and the food was unpalatable like pig food.

I was very glad that I didn't participate in this inhuman military training, and I pushed the door open and went in, good guys, those 7 people chatted happily, because I was out of class, and it was also the first night of school.

After a casual conversation with them, I fell asleep. But when I fell asleep, I realized that I couldn't sleep!

It's no wonder that the first time I went to a strange place, I couldn't sleep, which was also a normal phenomenon, and I was bored and began to count the sheep silently.

"1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep ......"

I don't know how many sheep I lost? The two eyelids finally closed slowly, and I fell asleep.

Early the next morning.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells. ”

The wake-up bell rings. I rubbed the eye droppings around my eyes, washed my face with water, and went to the restaurant for breakfast, and on the way to the restaurant, I met Wang Yifan.

"Damn, Drifty, were you beaten last night? ”

Yesterday he said that his father gave him a nickname in order to let him play elegantly in the future, and he called him Piaoyi.

When I saw him, I was startled, Wang Yifan, who was still alive yesterday, suddenly wilted today, and the circles under his eyes were black and blue.

"Don't mention it, damn it, last night's damn mosquito bit me all night, causing Lao Tzu to not sleep well all night, I really miss his mother. ”

Wang Yifan complained. From time to time, he also scratched his arm.

This grandson is just not ordinary, even the old mother of mosquitoes has to live. TM's, don't run out of mosquitoes when the time comes, but be given the day by the mosquito's mother.

"You kid can, even the mosquito mother dares to say, are you very small!"

As soon as I teased me, Wang Yifan raised his hand and chased after me.

The grandson ran quite fast, and the two of us went into the cafeteria, and after eating, we went to the classroom, and the first class of the day was the English teacher's class.

We are all looking forward to whether the English teacher will be male or female.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells. ”

As soon as the class bell rang, the originally noisy classroom became quiet, after all, it was the first class of school, and they all wanted to make a good impression in front of the teacher.

And Wang Yifan and I sat in the corner of the last row, gloriously with the trash can, for this reason, Wang Yifan complacently showed off with me, for so many years, no one can take away this golden seat, every time I sit with the trash can.

I ignored him, saying that no one in their right mind would sit with a trash can. Isn't that sick......

Hey, I want to scold myself again......

After a while, the long-awaited English teacher finally arrived.

I couldn't take my eyes off the English teacher's face, which was so charming, with black and soft hair like a waterfall shawl, a delicate melon seed face, big eyes, a delicate nose, and a pink cherry mouth.

Beautiful, really, very beautiful, slender and straight, without a trace of fat on the body.

A little more will make you look fat, a little less will make you look thin, no more, no less, just right.

The figure of the devil is like a fairy descending from heaven, there is no flaw in the beauty, and the beauty is so uncannibalistic.

Everyone in the class was looking at the beautiful teacher standing on the podium in front of them.

Wang Yifan said excitedly, "I'm grass, this TM is a uniform temptation, this school is not in vain, and there are such beautiful female teachers." ”

"What a celebrity model, compared with this female teacher, it's just scum, I never get tired of watching it, hey, handsome guy, look what's wrong with my nose, how do you feel cold. ”

Wang Yifan's grandson looked like he had never seen a woman in his life, and his eyes stared straight at the beautiful teacher standing on the podium.

"I'm flowing, your nose is bleeding, damn, you're too excited. ”

As soon as I saw Wang Yifan, I was speechless, my nose was bleeding, and my saliva was all over the place.

"You're damn it, look, hurry up and deal with your nose, it's a fucking shame. ”

I pulled Wang Yifan and rushed out of the classroom, and after I said hello to the beautiful teacher, the beautiful teacher nodded to me, as if I was used to it.

When I opened the classroom door, I glanced at the figure of the beautiful teacher, and I couldn't hold it at that time.

The evil fire in my belly burned rapidly, and soon reached its extreme, and I hurriedly closed the door, for fear that the teacher would see my embarrassment.

I'm really cheap, what do you say I look at? From the side, the English teacher's figure is a standard S-shape, which is many times better than the one in the island country action blockbuster?

I almost saw that I was almost like Wang Yifan's grandson, and my nosebleed came out.

"I'll go, handsome man, you're better than me,. ”

Wang Yifan's nose was bleeding happily, and he flowed out like he didn't want money, dyeing the toilet paper red.

Wang Yifan stared at my lower abdomen and said to me with a cheap smile.

"Look at what to see, and then watch beware of Lao Tzu beating you. ”

I pulled down my clothes so that no one else could see me. Blame the shame.

After helping Wang Yifan solve his nose, the two of us ran back to the classroom, and at the door, we heard the English teacher introducing themselves.

I shouted at the door, and the English teacher nodded at us and let us in.

Then he began to introduce himself, "Hello students, my name is Zhang Xuesheng, I am your English teacher, and I will teach you English in the next year." ”

"I want my classmates to follow the discipline of the class, and there are no sleeping classmates, okay?"

The English teacher spoke loudly, that sweet voice, I heard my bones crispy, there is such a beautiful teacher lecturing, as long as it is a normal male classmate, it will be a class staring at the blackboard, unless it is a pseudo-mother, or a pervert.

Sure enough, a group of hungry wolves sitting under the podium shouted loudly together. "No problem, teacher. ”

"Hmm"

The beautiful teacher smiled and nodded to us, it doesn't matter if you don't smile, a smile can be described as a smile. Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color.

Wang Yifan didn't talk nonsense with me in this class, dragged his chin with his hand, and kept this posture to stare at the English teacher for a lesson.

During the period, I asked Wang Yifan Aren't you tired, Wang Yifan glanced at me like a second force and said, on the road of appreciating beautiful women, how can I be tired, as a man, in addition to appreciation, what else do you think I can do?

I ignored him anymore because he deeply hurt my heart, and sure enough, stinky men are all heavy sex and light friends, and just like that, the class passed.