At night, the lights were out in the dormitory, and I lay on the bed looking at the bed slats above my head.

"Puff Puff"

Three fart sounds, breaking the silent night.

"Damn, Gao Shuai, are you dying, let out such a loud fart. ”

An ordinary-looking male classmate sleeping across from me couldn't help but scold.

He is from Class 7, named Wang Zedong, and he is also a dick like me, and he runs to the gate of the second floor every day when he has nothing to do, and goes to peek at the girls in the dormitory on the second floor.

Our freshman students are in a dormitory building, with the first and third floors being the men's dormitory, the second floor being the girls' dormitory, and the fourth floor being the senior one teachers' dormitory. This dormitory building has four floors.

At that time, Wang Zedong's grandson was pouting his ass and peeking hard, but he was caught by the aunt in charge of the dormitory and kicked him a few times on the buttocks, and then stopped.

"You tm called a hammer, as the so-called fart doesn't stink, stinky fart doesn't make a sound, besides, no one else spoke, what garlic are you enriching. ”

Dude, I'm also a grumpy, so I screamed directly with him.

"Lao Tzu TM is about to be smoked to death by your fart, you are putting a serial fart, loud and smelly, smoked Lao Tzu's tears are about to flow out. ”

"That's it,"

The other boys in our dormitory all shouted one after another, and as soon as they said it, I blushed and didn't continue to quibble with them.

I took a few pieces of paper, wore red briefs, and ran to the toilet, and as soon as I entered the toilet door, I found Wang Yifan.

"Drifting, you're there too. ”

As he spoke, he took off my red panties and squatted up.

"I had diarrhea tonight and ran a few times. ”

Wang Yifan explained, I looked at his vigorous appearance, his face was almost suffocated, and I wanted to laugh when I looked at me.

In our class, I have the best relationship with Wang Yifan, and now we have become iron buddies.

After squatting for a while and not feeling it anymore, I wiped my butt. Just as I was about to leave, Wang Yifan said to me with a bitter face.

"Handsome guy, do you have any extra paper? ”

Looking at Wang Yifan's eyes asking for help, I said, "You're a girl, don't you bring tissue to the toilet?" I was curious. How could he come to the toilet without a tissue and ask "how long have you been squatting?" ”

"Today, I had diarrhea, I forgot to take the paper in a hurry, and I squatted for almost an hour. I've been waiting for someone to come to the toilet, but no one has come, isn't this playing with me? ”

Wang Yifan had a bitter face, as if he was about to cry. This turtle grandson really convinced him. I don't bring tissue to the toilet, and there is no one left.

I glanced at him, saw his eager eyes, and said, "Wait for me to get it for you." ”

On the way back to the dormitory, a breeze blew and I shivered, "It's still a little cold", and it's almost October.

At night, it's strange to wear pants that aren't cold, and when I come back to the dormitory, I pull a few pieces of paper and flush it to the toilet.

The revolutionary comrade is in danger and is waiting for me to be a hero to save him.

"Floating, give you paper. ”

After handing Wang Yifan the paper, I turned my head and was about to go back to the dormitory, when Wang Yifan's voice for help came from behind me.

"Handsome guy help me, my leg is numb and I can't stand up, hurry up and ......"

After this guy finished wiping, he couldn't stand up, I patted my head and said.

"You are a second goods, it has really been eight lifetimes of blood mold to meet someone like you. ”

There was no way, so to speak, Wang Yifan was slowly helped up and sent him back to their dormitory.

"Hey, that kid in red underwear, he doesn't sleep at night, and he skewers blindly. ”

Just as I exited Wang Yifan's dormitory, the dormitory manager upstairs shouted, I know him, an idler, it seems that he is also from the Political and Educational Department.

But he was in charge of the dormitory building, his name was Guo Shugen, he had a cigarette in his mouth, and walked in front of me in a foreign manner.

"Which dorm are you?"

Guo Shugen walked over and spat out a puff of smoke.

"I'm from 317. ”

I yelled.

"You've eaten, you're screaming so loudly. Guo Shugen was startled by my shout, and the cigarette in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"I was afraid that the teacher wouldn't hear me, so I shouted. "Actually, I shouted on purpose, Guo Shugen is a typical master who bullies the soft and fears the hard, and I deliberately corrected him.

"You can't fucking hear me, hurry back to the dorm room and go to sleep. ”

Guo Shugen was obviously angry with me, scolded me, and shouted again before leaving. "Thank you, teacher. ”

After shouting, he ran back to the dormitory without looking back, and his heart was very happy.

"You've eaten shit, yelling so loudly, little bitch. ”

Guo Shugen shouted at my back, but unfortunately I had already returned to the dormitory, I hurriedly locked the door, lay on the bed with a happy mood, and soon fell asleep.

The next morning, it began to drizzle outside.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells. ”

When the wake-up bell rang, Li Deqi, who was sleeping by the window, opened the curtains and shouted happily.

"Hahahaha, brothers, we don't have to go downstairs to gather and stand in line today, it's really cool to be able to sleep until 7 o'clock today. ”

The creature happily raised his hand and slapped it under the bed.

This beat made Xue Wenrui, who was sleeping in his lower bunk, eat a mouthful of wood slag.

"Li Deqi, what are you doing up there, the grass and wood slag have eaten a mouthful, I really want to go up and kill you"

Xue Wenrui yelled at the bed and spat a few mouthfuls of foam.

"Mistakes, mistakes"

Li Deqi touched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Poof"

A fart sound added a bit of peculiar smell to this gorgeous and colorful morning.

With the sound of a fart, I also woke up from my sleep, and last night I had a good dream, in which I dreamed that I beat Guo Sugen half to death.

Originally, he was still not convinced, but under my strong onslaught, he finally beat him into a pig's face, and knelt in front of me to shout uncle, uncle, and I called a heart blooming.

"Gao Shuai, you are sick, you get up and fart every day, didn't you just squat in the pit last night?"

The two people who were still fighting are now questioning me, and as soon as I woke up, I rubbed the droppings on both sides of my eyes and heard the scolding from my roommates in the dormitory.

As soon as I heard it, are these two little Bs talking so impulsively now?

"A group of mountain artillery, it's okay to read more books, haven't you heard of it, sunset in the west, self-cultivation, sunrise in the east, moisten the intestines and fart?"

I looked at them like idiots, and they were probably amazed by my literary brilliance, and they didn't refute me for a while.

Li Deqi said, "Handsome guy, we don't have to stand in line today, are you cool?"

Li Deqi suddenly said to me, I was happy when I heard it, our damn principal, that Li bald donkey, had to go downstairs at 6:10 in the morning to stand in line.

If you can't go, if you don't go, you will be punished, everyone has 100 credits, and once the credits are 60 points, you have to go home and reflect.

With my dad's character, if the school told me to go home and reflect, my dad would have to beat me to death.

So, I went downstairs every day in a daze to stand in line, and this morning I finally didn't have to stand in line, which is a great thing.

"So what are you waiting for, don't go to bed yet. ”

After that, I fell asleep again with the quilt on my head, and when I fell asleep again, a group of young men in our dormitory all got into the warm quilt and fell asleep.

I don't know how long it was.

"Bang Bang Bang"

In my sleep, I felt a hot pain in my buttocks, and I woke up with a bang.

"Damn, who spanked Lao Tzu's ass, ah, who is it, who is not long-eyed............ Grandson!"

I used to sleep well, but now I was spanked, and suddenly I was furious, and I just opened my eyes and scolded.

As a result, when I turned my head, I saw a middle-aged man wearing a pair of glasses and a brown suit, looking at me angrily.

Looking at the face in front of me, I couldn't help but think.

If he dares to be so close to me like a bird, doesn't he feel inferior?

That's right, this person is Guo Shugen, and there are 7 people standing behind Guo Shugen, each of whom looks at me with pity.

I'm grass, these grandchildren didn't call me when they woke up, and let me be slapped three times, my poor ass.

"I called it, why do you have an opinion. Guo Shugen squinted his eyes and asked me.

"No, no. I hurriedly waved my hand.

"Whoever told you not to go down and stand in line is not impatient to live. ”

Guo Shugen opened his mouth to scold me, spitting on my face, it felt like washing my face.