Because he pays the rent on time every month, his psychological burden has become less heavy, and he no longer shrinks into a small building to control his spring, summer, autumn and winter. I started to not mind sitting in the living room for a while, and Glory and Glory were back and forth in high school, teasing each other.

"Are you coming home next week?"

"Back. Allow you to turn three times with pleasure"

I sent a meme that Xie Guangkun had nothing to say, "That's right, I'll treat you to a good meal on your birthday next week." ”

"I really experienced the joy of chartering. Not only do you have money to collect, but you also have food to eat. But I'm going to leave it to my girlfriend on my birthday. ”

It's still Xie Guangkun's speechless emoji, "How could I make an appointment on your birthday... I know that there are red sleeves and fragrance, I have an appointment before or after my birthday, how many days will you come back this time?"

"Three days, if you add a few more people, you don't mind, if you don't mind the 24th, you invite me to dinner with Rong Knee, mind another day. If things go well, there is also the possibility of adding another person. ”

"Who's Rong Knee?"

"My comrade-in-arms, you will know when the time comes. ”

Rong Knee went on a blind date on the 24th, he thought of a bad trick himself, if he was not satisfied, he and Glory would pretend to be gay, and if he was satisfied, Glory would not have to enter. At this time, I sent a WeChat message to Glory, and in order not to affect the correct sexual orientation of the blind date after Rong Knees, the two of them targeted me. Rong Knee gave up the base setting, and flashed the idea of pretending to be a couple with me. And I only found out about this day that day. They didn't ask me for advice at the time, and they settled the matter. Fortunately, I am also good at talking and good-natured, even if I catch ducks on the shelves, I am still on the shelf.

Glory and I sat next to the two of them, taking the straw out on our knees, waiting for the opportunity to get ready to enter the play at any time. Glory and I looked at it for a long time and found that the straw was still standing safely in the cup, and we both agreed that I shouldn't need to go out. When I was slacking off and slacking off and scrolling through Weibo without distraction, Glory stabbed me in the arm, and I followed his gaze and pulled out the straw. I asked Glory, "Was this girl introduced by her parents, or by a friend?"

"Friend, I heard that this girl has a good impression of Rong Knee, and the girl is also good-looking, and Rong Knee also agreed to go further in offline communication. ”

Well, since it was introduced by a friend, there is no need to grease and powder the knee.

I asked the waiter for a glass of water, and when I went up, I splashed Rong Knee on the face, "Rong Knee, do you want to be shameful, you are still in heat here when you are the child's father." ”

"Child?" Rong Knee looked confused.

"Girl, I advise you to keep your eyes open when looking for a boyfriend. You still hook up with a man who has a master, and if you succeed or not, let's not mention it for the time being, but you have caused a commotion. I see that you are young, and I can't bear to see you jump into the fire pit, so I will advise you. Whether you listen or not, the time and effort you have spent will be successful in the end, and you can guarantee that you will be the terminator of the knee?"

"As for me, I love to be reasonable and speak and will not turn around, and death makes people die clearly and happily. Rong Knee doesn't like you as a cute type, to put it bluntly, he lacks a mother, and I, lack a son, there is no conflict between the two of them. As for you, it's not right from the root, and you still don't die in the dark until you get dark. If you don't have any muscles and have to be with Rong Knee, it can only mean that the brain is a good thing, and you have it but you can't use it. ”

"Do you have a baby?"

I said a lot of things, but the girl only grasped this one point. Looking at the little cutie on the other side of Rong Knees' red eyes, I couldn't even speak.

"Even though I just knew, she said yes and that's it. Rong knee pulled me to sit down, "I'm still standing when I'm pregnant, how tired." Next time splash me with boiling water to relieve your anger. ”

I don't know if Rong Knee minds if I splash him with water, and deliberately hit me with boiling water. But I can't help it, splashing water is a way to preemptively make both sides confused. Girls can't splash makeup, and I specially ordered a glass of room temperature water, no hot, no ice, no sugar and no stains, it's already a very compromise, big brother.

"Where is the glory of being pregnant before you are married? A pheasant does not know whose wild seed it is pregnant, and what kind of big house is installed here?"

Originally, I couldn't put my mouth down, but I didn't expect this girl to be a vegetarian either, "I also met you to know that the ecology is rich, and I went to the veterinarian after eating too much sodium chloride." I don't know how to do medicine, so I can't see phenylketonuria. Although the socialist society is fully inclusive, you should go back to the primitive society to fend for yourself, and the civilized society is not suitable for the survival of things strung into the rectum by brain circuits. ”

Maybe my firepower was too strong, and the lovely girl was breathing quickly by me, her chest rose and fell, leaving a "slut" and leaving.

Glory strode over excitedly, "Wonderful, hahahaha, more exciting than watching a Hollywood blockbuster, I knew my cub wouldn't let me down." ”

"Don't take advantage of my wife. ”

"Damn, Xinai, your combat power is too fierce. Awesome. I wanted to help you with a few words, but you solved it alone. ”

"I can't bear to say it again after I finish the first paragraph, help you push a blind date, there is no need to rise to swearing, besides, the little girl's eyes are red. But she wants to scold me for pheasants, my children are wild seeds, and I am not polite to her. "The words of the little girl really poked my G-spot, I am now unmarried and pregnant, and a child is destined to have no father. But even if she was right, I would shoot back at her. My task is to dismantle it, and when she leaves, I can be regarded as living up to the expectations of my comrades.

"Da Rongzi, you are really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger by your side. ”

"Don't dare, inherit a little bit of the mantle of keyboard warriors. ”

"The only thing that disagrees is that you fabricate facts. I'm not ageist, young and old. ”

"You're all a scumbag who cheated and abandoned his wife and children, and I can't be a mother anymore?"

"Turn around and scold me, forget it, the matter is resolved satisfactorily, and I don't care about you. ”

"Don't talk crooked, where are you going to eat?"

"Wudaokou, don't be polite to me, eat as you like. ”

I'm booking a seat for four people, and it's better to book one more than one less. Looking at the empty seat, I thought of the girl's red eyes.

"Rong Knees, you can really do it. When we first met, the little girl cried for you. ”

"Actually, she's my ex-girlfriend. ”

Glory and I looked at each other, this peak turned around, too Chen Duxiu.

"I didn't know she was my ex-girlfriend at first, but seeing how cute she looked, it was a good conversation. It's just that she always interjects some of my behavior habits, which is terrifying. I wondered if she was someone who knew me before. Later, when she admitted that it was my ex-girlfriend, I pulled out the straw, but it took a long time for the two of you to act. ”

"Damn, at the beginning, Xin Ai and I let our guard down when we saw that the two of you were going so well. Fortunately, I watched the six roads, detected a change in the situation in time, and immediately sent our sharp soldiers. ”

"How fast did your girlfriend change, and she couldn't even recognize her ex-girlfriend?"

"Don't look at me, the frequency and pace of me and Glory changing girlfriends are basically the same. ”

"Don't look at me, I recognize my ex-girlfriend. ”

"Today, I can see the prodigal son, do you have a sister, you will go all out?"

"You love me. ”

"Picture a happy picture, don't pretend to be high. ”

"That's amazing, since you can't remember the face. Maybe your first love is the same as the girl who ran away just now. The same girl with an infinite loop decimal is obsessed by you for a different style of pi. ”

"It's not impossible. ”

"So, you still don't remember that she's your ex-girlfriend?"

"Nope. ”

Chi Qian Wang Baduo, full of big brothers. My eldest brother told me that life really has a variety of situations, and there is such a way to have a girlfriend.