I have broken bones and been shot, but the three stabs are the most serious injuries in my memory, and I have rested for more than six months. His life in the past 30 years has been full of ups and downs, and he himself may not be able to count how many red and colorful he has. Glory has a law of sickness, humming when you are a minor illness, and not panting when you are seriously ill. Cold, fever, sore throat, especially begging for warmth, exaggerated to the extent that others thought his flu was atypical pneumonia, and since then he has been bedridden. To treat this kind of minor illness, you have to cooperate with him to perform, otherwise it will make you miserable. It's just that when he is seriously ill, it is difficult to deal with it, and everything is healthy and normal, so that you have no place to settle and are helpless. Therefore, when Glory is sick, no matter how big or small the illness is, it is the most tender time for me.

Speaking of which, the three knives of Glory came by coincidence, and it happened to be something after I moved into the Glory family. It was a bit awkward to move in at first. Because Glory doesn't go home often in the army, Glory and I both think that they are living alone. I'd scream loudly when I saw Glory in the kitchen, and I'd stumble into the bathroom where Glory wasn't used to locking the door. It is also the only experience of accidentally breaking into the bathroom is too timeless and profound, no matter whether there is someone or not, I have developed a good habit of knocking on the door and calling the door, and Glory has also developed a good habit of locking the bathroom door. Looking at it this way, it is also growing each other. That's right, growing up comes with labor pains. For me it was indeed a painful memory.

I got up in the morning and got on the tuba, and when I opened my eyes in a daze, I found Glory looking at me with a white foam on his head. The Glory Home is a three-bedroom living room with only one bathroom, and the design of his bathroom is wild, and the bathroom door is completely transparent. When I first moved in, I asked him why he was transparent, and he said that he was the only one in the house, even if he was not alone, he was * and his girlfriend, and this kind of door was very interesting. I looked at him with reverence, not knowing that I had such a bad relationship with the glass door. I have absolutely no idea when Glory returned home yesterday. I thought I was the only one in the family, and apparently Glory thought he was the only one in the family. The current situation is that I look at the naked glory, and the glory looks at me sitting in the corner and. Glory turned off the shower, so the sound of my was extra clear. Although the smell of is neutralized by the smell of shampoo, it does not detract from the slightest.

Glory picked up the giant bottle that didn't know what the bath gel or what it was to block his key parts, "You, calm down first, you can finish pulling and then go." ”

I also tried to remain calm and composed, "You, do you want to watch me pull?" Was he afraid of a piece of hanging in the air? The thought of the glorious rich imagination was even more embarrassing and terrified.

As if awakened, Glory immediately turned around. I didn't have the heart to metabolize anymore, so I immediately lifted my pants and closed the bathroom door.

After a while, Glory came and knocked on my door, "Don't think about it, I didn't see anything." Except for the sound and the smell, everything else is covered by your clothes. ”

In fact, at this time, it is best to let it be cold. Don't mention it, and it will fade into oblivion over time. As a result, Glory chose heat treatment, so that I had to open the door and pretend to be indifferent to what big scene my mother had never seen.

"I didn't think much of it, and it didn't matter if you saw it. We look at each other, and no one suffers. ”

"Sorry, I forgot to lock the door. ”

"Blame me, I didn't knock on the door. ”

"I really don't mind. That's actually a good thing, and you don't have to worry about my hungry wolf prey. ”

Without that, I'm not worried about any danger to myself. Most of the time, Glory will bring a girl with him when he comes home. Maybe it's because the house is well insulated, or maybe it's because the bedrooms are far away from each other, and I can't hear any beautiful sound. Most of the next morning, I would see a girl busy in the kitchen, and I knew that someone had stayed overnight last night or early morning. Girls have raw faces and familiar faces, sometimes they are stunning, and sometimes they are next door. Because Glory didn't introduce me to them, I can't remember my name. The more frequent ones are familiar faces, and the fewer ones are raw faces. It can be seen that the glory has a wide range of dishes, and there are dark dishes such as delicacies from the mountains and seas, porridge and side dishes, so there is no need to provoke me. Lang is ruthless, the concubine is unintentional, and the two of us can't spark anything. It's just that his sentence of hungry wolf predation makes me a little uncomfortable, and I'm pregnant now.

"Even if it's a good thing, don't make such jokes casually in the future. Whether you are pregnant now, or after giving birth in the future, I believe that you will not be okay. ”

"You're right. It's good to realize that, I don't want you to move out because of this. You also said that it's not good for you to walk around now that you're pregnant. Your work is also close to home. ”

I didn't live in the glory house very well, and at first I didn't know how to move in. As soon as I found out I was pregnant, I quit my previous job and found a job where I could stay for a long time. My English is okay, and the boss is generous, and I turn it every day. I have also accumulated a little money by concentrating on translation. I really thought about moving, and with the money in the card, I could rent a much better room than the one I just arrived in Beijing. I thought about telling him about it after the glory sent the girl away. As a result, the girl didn't wait, waiting for the glorious ketone body and her own two-petal buttocks.

Since the glory is clear, I will also say directly, "I just saw you in the hospital, I was so happy that I asked you to come to my house to sit, it doesn't matter if you sit, I will move to your house as soon as I say something." Your dust is not as much as you say, and you don't need me to make it when you come back occasionally, my sister will do it for you. Since you don't want me to move out, and I don't want to live in vain, I'll give you rent every month, and if you don't collect it, I'll leave. ”

"No one can beat you. I can collect the rent, according to your bill. You translate more, give more. Translate less, give less. ”

"If you don't have a standard, then it's 50 percent of my income. ”

Since then, I have been able to live in peace. It's just that there are some sequelae, no matter what, as long as I show a little bit of girl's thin skin and restraint, I will be forced to remember by glory.

I was walking on the road with Glory, and I came across a dirt pit, and I hugged the earth so strongly. The whole person was lying on the ground, and was chuckled by several pairs of pedestrians. The glory next to him said that my eyes were useless, and I couldn't see such a big pit, and he leaned back and smiled while leaning back and forth. I fell so badly, he smiled so happily, "Shame on the dead." Glory laughed at all and didn't have time to pull me up, and when he laughed, he didn't forget to insert the knife again, "I pulled all the in front of me, what's so embarrassing and unbearable?"

In the summer, Glory often hangs around the house shirtless. When I urge him to put on a T-shirt, he will repeat the same old story, "It's not like you haven't seen my Luo body." "Please, you have a pair of pecs and a washboard abs, and a woman would want to look twice. For the sake of your flesh not to be greedily molested by my eyes, I kindly let you wear a T-shirt, but I didn't appreciate it, and I thought I was making a fuss.

Therefore, Glory has always been so cheap and so incomprehensible, and I have never wronged him.