"Oh, one of the jokes at the bottom of the box? is that there are other jokes? and another one must be funnier than this little white rabbit...... Otherwise, if I don't laugh, Lin Feng, you will be considered a failure!"

Xu Minjing suppressed her laughter, and then quieted down completely, becoming Lin Feng's most loyal listener. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Okay, this joke is relatively short, Mr. Xu, don't interrupt me again...... I'll tell you about it......"

As he spoke, Lin Feng began to tell cold jokes seriously:

"One day, little penguins went from Antarctica to Beijing to play with polar bears, but it took 20 years to walk from Antarctica to the North Pole. The little penguin walked like this! Go, after 10 years, it just reached the equator. But at this time, the little penguin suddenly remembered that the refrigerator door in the house was not closed, so it took the little penguin ten years to go home and close the refrigerator door. Then we set off again and headed for the North Pole...... Let's go...... Finally, another twenty years later, the little penguin made it to the North Pole. ”

"Ah! Lin Feng, this little penguin is really strong! I've been walking back and forth for 40 years, and I'm older than me! In order to go to the polar bear to play, this little penguin is really quite hard! Hehe......

Xu Minjing couldn't help but laugh here.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Mr. Xu, are you laughing in the wrong place? My laughter hasn't reached yet! cough cough ......."

Lin Feng coughed, this was the joke that was being prepared, but before that, he still said as a narrator, "Of course, the little penguin must be in love with the polar bear! But what is the attitude of the polar bear towards the little penguin? Mr. Xu, let's take a look, what happened to the little penguin after it arrived at the North Pole......

At this time, Lin Feng seemed to be a storyteller, but his official was only Xu Minjing. But Lin Feng enjoyed it, and Xu Minjing also enjoyed listening to Lin Feng tell cold jokes.

"After a lot of hard work, the little penguin finally came from the south pole of this side of the earth to the north pole of this side of the earth. He searched for a long time before he found the door of the polar bear's house. So the excited little penguin knocked on the door of the polar bear's house and shouted urgently: Polar bear, polar bear, I'm a little penguin, I'm here to play with you!"

Speaking of this, Lin Feng deliberately sold another pass, and asked Xu Minjing inside, "Teacher Xu, guess what, what did the polar bear say at this time?"

"Let me guess! I think if this were a normal story, the polar bear would be very moved and immediately invited the little penguin to his house...... But you're telling a bad joke now, so ...... Quite possibly...... By the way, could it be that the polar bear is not at home, or that the polar bear is dead?"

Xu Minjing also said her guess curiously, and then waited for Lin Feng to announce the end of the story, which is also the laughing point of the cold joke.

"Hehe, hey, I just said Mr. Xu, you must not be able to guess......

Lin Feng smiled weirdly again, and then announced the joke: "The little penguin finally rushed to the door of the polar bear's house, knocked on the door of the polar bear's house and shouted urgently: Polar bear, polar bear, I am a little penguin, I came to play with you! However, as soon as the polar bear opened the door and glanced at the penguin, he said: I won't play with you!

"Hahaha...... I'm not playing with you? It's so funny...... This sturdy little penguin is a little too miserable......"

Sure enough, as soon as Lin Feng's words fell, Xu Minjing couldn't help but giggle again.

"Haha! yes, that's why I said...... Little penguins absolutely love polar bear......s! Poor polar bears have no love for little penguins...... The little penguin came to the North Pole with great difficulty, but what he waited for was a ...... I don't play with you......"

Lin Feng also sighed with emotion and said with a smile. Xu Minjing naturally laughed like a flower!

Early the next morning, Lin Feng woke up.

"I'm not dreaming, am I?"

Opening the bedroom door, Lin Feng found that Teacher Xu had indeed gone to school, but it was only half past seven!

"Xiaolin, wake up, come on, come on...... Auntie bought you soy milk fritters and cooked porridge, right...... Do you like omelettes? Auntie omelette is a masterpiece!"

Mother Xu, who was busy in the kitchen, stepped forward enthusiastically and nagged as soon as she saw Lin Feng getting up.

"Auntie, what about Min Jing, won't she really go to school already?" Lin Feng was not polite, sitting at the dinner table eating soy milk fritters, and asked.

"Of course I went, but Min Jing had only been gone for a while before you woke up. How is it? Xiaolin, Auntie's craftsmanship is not bad! Let me tell you, our family Minjing also got my true inheritance. I am very good at housework, cooking and cooking, and I am also very good at taking care of people in life. You won't have to worry about anything in the future......"

Mother Xu smiled and instilled in Lin Feng, Lin Feng smiled and nodded again and again: "Auntie, I know." Min Jing is a very good girl, and I will be good to her for the rest of my life. ”

"That's right!How about it?Xiaolin, it stands to reason that you and Min Jing have been together for such a long time, shouldn't the parents of our two families find a chance to meet and talk about your marriage?"

When Lin Feng heard this, he hurriedly avoided it: "Auntie, don't worry about this! Don't worry, I will definitely be responsible for Min Jing." I'm full, thank you Auntie, I'll go first......"

After hurriedly eating a few more bites of porridge, Lin Feng hurriedly said goodbye and went out.

Looking at Lin Feng's fleeing figure, Mother Xu smiled proudly: "The golden beetle son-in-law is in hand! ”

Lin Feng's mood is very complicated now: "This time, after I get to school, how will I face Teacher Xu?"

While walking briskly towards the school, Lin Feng was worried. When he was about to arrive at Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School, Lin Feng heard a commotion from a distance, and saw a large number of people surrounding the school gate of Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School.

"It's strange! Why are there so many people around the school gate? Those people don't seem to be our students at Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School, right?"

Getting closer, Lin Feng saw clearly that many of the people gathered at the school gate were waving glow sticks, and many were holding banners with slogans and slogans such as "Li Minjin, I love you!" and "Li Minjin, we will always support you!"

"No, are these people fans of that stick country star Li Minjin, so crazy? It's really a bunch of brainless fans!"

Seeing such a picture, Lin Feng was also drunk. Although he knew that Li Minjin, the star of the stick country, seemed to be particularly popular recently, he would not have thought that those fans would chase him to the gate of Zhi'an No. 1 Middle School. Obviously, this time it was just gossip that Li Minjin would come over to attend Su Zixuan's concert, but I didn't expect so many fans to chase after him.