Xu Minjing listened to Lin Feng's cold joke about the little white rabbit, and snuggled her mouth, saying that it was not funny at all, and she also picked many mistakes in Lin Feng's jokes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Oh, Mr. Xu, I haven't finished my joke yet! You wait to keep listening...... It was just the first day......"

As if in order to express his unhappiness at being interrupted by Xu Minjing, Lin Feng cleared his throat again and pretended to be serious and said, "Now it's the next day, the little white rabbit is walking in the forest with a hat, and meets the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf grabs the little white rabbit without saying a word and beats it, the little white rabbit asks, "Why do you still beat me when I wear a hat?", the big bad wolf said while beating, "I told you to wear a hat, I told you to wear a hat." ”

"Huh, Lin Feng, this time it's even more strange! Why...... The first day was like that little white rabbit...... If you don't wear a hat, you're going to be beaten by the big bad wolf! And if you wear a hat today, you're still going to be beaten by the big bad wolf? It's not logical! It's still not funny at all......

Xu Minjing couldn't help but interrupt Lin Feng to tell a joke again, and said all the questions in her heart.

"Mr. Xu, it's not a good habit for you to plan others to tell jokes like this......! I'm not done with this story yet, and the laughter will only come out at the end...... So, please stop questioning the joke of my sneer. I'll be out laughing when I'm done with this joke...... Definitely!"

After Lin Feng strongly expressed his dissatisfaction with being interrupted by Xu Minjing, he continued to joke: "The little white rabbit who was beaten, thinking about it like this, is not a way, so he ran to the tiger king and complained, "The king, the king, the big bad wolf bullied me, he beat me when I wore a hat, and he beat me if I didn't wear a hat." ”

"Hee-hee...... This little white rabbit is quite smart! I know how to sue......

This time, Xu Minjing didn't plan to Lin Feng, but just secretly thought about it in her heart.

And Lin Feng's cold joke story continued:

After listening to the cry of the little white rabbit, the tiger king said, "Got it, I will talk to the big bad wolf."

After the little white rabbit left, the tiger king called the big bad wolf "Why are you hitting the little white rabbit"

The big bad wolf "wants to hit him if he doesn't want to do anything"

Tiger King: "If you want to beat him, you have to find a better excuse, for example, if you ask him to find you a girl, and he finds a beautiful one, you say you want to be ugly." He came looking for an ugly one, and you said you wanted to be pretty. It's never too late to fight."

Big Bad Wolf "............"

Tiger King: "Or if you ask him to find you a beautiful woman, he finds a fat one and you say you want to be thin, and he finds a thin one and you say you want to be fat, isn't there a reason to beat him?" ”

The big bad wolf said yes again and again, but he didn't expect the conversation between the tiger king and the big bad wolf to be heard by the little white rabbit outside the door. ”

Speaking of this place, Lin Feng deliberately stopped, asked Xu Minjing, and said, "How is it?" Mr. Xu, have you heard this joke?"

"Huh......? I haven't heard the joke, but I haven't heard the joke yet, but it's like a whole story! I really want to know what kind ......of funny things will happen when the white rabbit meets the big bad wolf again."

Xu Minjing, who had been attracted by Lin Feng's cold joke story, said very innocently, "As far as I am concerned, since the little white rabbit has seen through the tricks of the big bad wolf, he will definitely be able to avoid being beaten by the big bad wolf." Lin Feng, did you say I guessed right?"

"Yes or no!Mr. Xu, you can just listen to me and keep talking!"

Lin Feng deliberately sold a pass, and then continued to tell the story:

"On the third day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest and met the big bad wolf.

Big Bad Wolf "Little White Rabbit, go find me a girl"

White Rabbit: "Do you want to be beautiful or ugly?"

The big bad wolf thought "Hey, how does he know what I want to do" and then said, "Forget it, you go find me a beautiful woman"

White Rabbit: "Do you want a fat or skinny one?"

Speaking of this, Lin Feng stopped again. Xu Minjing in the hot spring also said very quickly: "Look! Lin Feng, I said, this time, the little white rabbit has already known the big bad wolf's tricks, and will naturally take measures to deal with it! Therefore, now the big bad wolf has no excuse to fight the little white rabbit." ”

Xu Minjing looked proud, she felt that her guess about the story was correct.

"Oh, is that really the case? hehe...... Mr. Xu, please keep listening......"

Lin Feng also took a deep breath proudly, ready to expose the last laugh, "In the face of such a clever sophistry of the little white rabbit, the two questions prepared by the big bad wolf before did not stump him. So the big bad wolf scratched his ears and cheeks and paced in place twice, and then grabbed the little white rabbit violently and hit ......"

"Wait!Lin Feng, why did the big bad wolf dare to beat the little white rabbit without excuses? The story should be over, right? I still haven't heard where the laughter is? It's a little inexplicable......" Xu Minjing said again.

"What's the point?Mr. Xu, listen up......"

Lin Feng smiled very weirdly, and then told the rest of the cold joke story at once: "The big bad wolf scratched his ears and cheeks and paced in place twice, and then grabbed the little white rabbit and hit it." The mouth shouted: I told you not to wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat. ”

As soon as Lin Feng's words fell, Xu Minjing instantly understood where the laughter was, and leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

"Hahaha...... Lin Feng, you joke...... Is it really...... It's really cold...... Ha ha...... At first, I thought it would be a story...... Outcome...... It's still so cold...... It's so cold! I still feel cold when I soak in the hot springs......."

Xu Minjing giggled, laughing a little fancy.

"Look...... Teacher Xu, I just said it...... This joke will definitely chill your ...... The first time I heard this joke, I laughed for a long time......"

Lin Feng was still very satisfied with Xu Minjing's performance after listening to the joke. The person who tells the joke is, of course, hoping that the joke he tells will make the person who hears it laugh.

"Hahaha...... It's so funny!Lin Feng, I can't stop laughing...... I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt......"

Xu Minjing really laughed for a long time before stopping, and then said to Lin Feng, "I didn't expect you to really have a sense of humor, such a long joke was made suspenseful by you, and then ...... The last blow, a fatal blow, directly hit my laughter!"

"Hey, Mr. Xu, this is one of my jokes at the bottom of the box, a hundred people will laugh when they hear it! So, I can guarantee that you will laugh after listening to it! Haha!"

Being able to make Xu Minjing laugh, Lin Feng was still very proud to say.