Because the days of maternity leave were too boring, I bought a giant model of an ancient Chinese building online. According to the detailed rules of the instructions, it is not surprising that when it was completed, it was a building more than one meter high, similar to the wooden tower of Yingxian County. Although I bought the model to pass the time out of boredom, I personally love Chinese culture. You think, the wooden tower in Yingxian County can remain standing for centuries without cement and relying solely on the connection between wood. Wood is a building material that is flammable, insect erosion and corrosion. How to avoid all these unfavorable factors depends on wisdom. The ancients who did not understand the formulas and theorems still built a stable and beautiful wooden tower. For me, it's a lot of fun. I don't know what kind of ingenuity and wisdom it is that Dujiangyan Zhaozhou Bridge has benefited the Chinese nation for centuries. And in China, which has a long history, there are many such ingenious and unbelievable things. Through the heavy weight of express delivery, you can predict the huge amount of work. With my three-minute heat and daily laziness, it is estimated that it will not be completed until Xin Rong is more than a year old. At this time, it also happened to catch up with the early days of Xin Rong's babbling of Chinese architectural science. Well, I admit, it's an excuse for my long-term grinder.

This time my craze lasted unusually long, and I have been tinkering with the wooden tower for a month. It wasn't until the knowledge bottleneck was encountered that the construction process was stopped. To put it bluntly, I don't have much knowledge, and I lost it just by following the instructions of the map. My memory is a little blurry, as if the instruction manual was thrown away by me as waste paper for padding crayfish shells. I think this wooden pagoda should be on the verge of death, and the time of its great departure is not far away.

"Hey, the architect is off today?"

"The architect was forced to lay off, and the instructions were thrown away by me. ”

"You can do it. ”

Glory looked at the base of the wooden tower that had been built by me for a while, "Seeing that your enthusiasm has been high recently, I can't bear to end here." I'll help you try it out. ”

"Yes, you take care of everything all day long, forget it if you can't take it, it's a pastime to pass the time. Although Glory is on sick leave, he has a show every day. With nephrite in his arms, who will have the time to build a wooden tower? "Hey, why have you been staying at home lately, haven't you been dumped? ”

"I really let you guess. My heart, which has been dripping blood, can only hide at home and heal silently. ”

"You can pull it down. It wasn't you who laughed at the underground traffic station yesterday. ”

"People who are out of love look like they don't have anything to do, and they are all internal injuries. My personality is too soft-hearted, and I carry all the problems and pain by myself. is obviously dying, but he has to try his best to disguise it so that you don't worry. Of course, you can only see me and you look at the skin of the underground transportation station, but you can't see the great, noble, and upright character hidden under my skin. ”

No matter how rough I am, I can still see whether a person is happy or unhappy. I couldn't smell any sadness in him at all, but I was more silly than before. I don't discriminate against prodigal sons, but with the speed at which they change girlfriends with glory and glory, even if they are sad, they will never reach the level of dripping blood. This kind of replacement frequency is a high-efficiency operation. I don't deny that the prodigal son has true feelings, but they come and go quickly, and before the heart is broken, he already has a new goal.

"Yes, my dog looks down on people. There are eyes that do not know Rong Taishan. ”

"Good name, my son will be called Tarzan in the future. ”

"Is it so sloppy. ”

"Isn't the name just a generation, he doesn't like to grow up and can have another one by himself. Lu Xun's son was born in Shanghai, isn't he also called Zhou Haiying?"

Also, Lu Xun's name is like playing. Perhaps only a person like me, who is less than half a bottle and less than a bottle, is obsessed with seriously choosing names and studying the meaning of other people's names.

A week later, when I came back from grocery shopping, I saw the wooden tower more than one meter high standing on the coffee table, and I couldn't help but knock on the door of Glory to express my gratitude. "As soon as I opened a gap, I was rushed by a glorious stride, blocking my entire view with his massive limbs. However, I still saw the panicked Glory put a bunch of things on the bed and covered them with a quilt.

"What's there to whitewash, it's not the first time I've seen you disorganized, what are you nervous about. ”

"What's the matter, I'm not allowed to have a bit of idol baggage. ”

"I admit the first two words, but the baggage is unnecessary. Who doesn't know who, you are not tired of carrying a burden every day? Leave me here, you can lose weight and save money. ”

"You should be happy, at least now, I treat you as a woman, and I pay attention to your personality in front of you. ”

"Cheng, I thank you for finally treating me as a woman, thank you Dade. ”

"I'm actually here to thank you for repairing the wooden tower, you can spell it without a manual, it's too awesome. ”

There are a lot of instructions for this wooden tower, and I put together the base according to the diagram and the steps. Glory begged for praise with a smug face. He raised two slaps, I don't know if he was begging for a hug or a high-five, for fear that he would say that I would take advantage of him, I tiptoed slightly and high-fived him with both hands.

The smile on Glory's face stiffened, and it quickly buckled from the gap between my ten fingers, and my hand went from a high-five state to a ten-finger clasp. I don't think it's appropriate, I want to let go but I can't. Glory flipped the back of my hand, stared at my hands, and said, "I've always wanted to say, how did your hands grow so ugly?" Seeing that he didn't let go of my hand, I put my knee on his lower abdomen hard, but before I arrived, he caught my knee directly with one hand. Because I suddenly lost my center of gravity, my whole body fell on glory.

"Damn, you should be Lao Tzu who eats dry food in the army. ”

My hand, big or small, is not small. The fingers are as long as the palms of the hands, and the fingers are chubby, so they look short, thick, ugly, and ugly. Although I always knew that my hands were not very good-looking, I would still blow up when I was told so heartwarmingly. But I couldn't find any point of attack either. Glory because he is tall, and his hands and fingers are long, and in comparison, he is more beautiful than my hands. But because of his years of training, his hands are as rough as big sandpaper.

"The calluses on your hands also look good. ”

"Look at you, you don't allow others to tell the truth. ”

Personally, Glory and I don't get along the same way as before. There are always moments when it's a little ambiguous. It's just that the glory is very good at dissolving, such as the interlocking fingers become funny and ugly. The word ambiguous is a very embarrassing state, more like a hooligan who can't catch the evidence, so I have to stop this unhealthy trend no matter what. I'm a very straight person, and I'll be straight about anything. At the risk of being condemned by Glory for being amorous, I found a time to have a long talk with Glory, and I told him all about his commotion during this period of time. He is hereby warned that these verbal organizations and behaviors are very ambiguous in the eyes of girls. I said that you, as a prodigal son, may have become accustomed to flirting with your sister, and you don't think these are ambiguous behaviors. Now that I'm telling you, just pay attention to yourself in the future. The result surprised me a lot, Glory looked at me flatly, he said he knew! This operation is too sassy, why do you know that you are ambiguous and still do these things?!

Glory looked at me with a shit-eaten expression, "I see that you haven't been in love, and I'll take you on the road step by step." Teach you how to fall in love. ”

It was a false alarm, it scared me to death, I thought he was going to confess... It turned out to be a Hope Project, targeted poverty alleviation.

"Come on, I won't fall in love, and it won't affect making money or life. Besides, I have been in unrequited love for more than ten years, and I am also a senior relationship expert. ”

"Is unrequited love called love?"

"Why, according to your meaning, the bicycle is not a car? You can also experience the bull market and bear market of emotions by yourself, sometimes up and sometimes down. ”

"The company can't be found, and you still don't give up when you're bankrupt. Although I haven't seen Shi Qing, it's not me who blows, the two of us are in the same school, not to mention stealing the limelight from him, Lao Tzu still has the ability to divide half of his country equally. I don't dare to say that I am a school grass, but he is basically the pile that the gardener cut out with a lawnmower. ”

Amused by the glorious parable, "Okay, I'm talking about the past." Now I am an indifferent emotional killer, or an exterminator on Mount Emei. ”