Tidy up your mood outside the door and enter the house.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

"I didn't say you should go early and come back early, you see what time it is. ”

"It's not even ten o'clock, are you there?" I looked up at my watch, thinking how late it was...

"The key is that you will go out at eight o'clock, you are tired of being together for so long, aren't you afraid that there will be no freshness next time?"

"Don't be afraid. You hurry back to your house. ”

"What's wrong? Have you cried?"

"I watched a movie with Tao Li, and I was so moved that I cried. "Glory knows that I can cry easily when I watch movies, and even the slightly sensational plot of a funny cartoon will cry like a collection of Shakespearean tragedies.

"What movie?"

"XXXX" I casually remarked a recently released movie, fortunately I pay attention to the film industry, I didn't expect him to be so persistent.

"So, you've been hanging out with Tao Li all day today?"

"What do you mean by gangsters? We are talking and laughing, and there is no vain exchange. Mountains and rivers meet bosom friends. ”

"Okay, okay, I just pity you on Saturday, and I can only find a woman to spend the spring. ”

"If you don't go, you will sleep on the couch!"

Before I could finish my sentence, Glory slipped into my bedroom. I pushed the door in, and he bared his shoulders, "It's okay for you to drag me out of bed, but I declare, I*." ”

I glared at him angrily, so I had to pick up the quilt and pillow and go to the living room.

The next morning, I woke up in the torment of various sounds. First the TV, and then I heard Xin Rong say, Mom is still sleeping, isn't it okay for us to be so loud?

"It's okay, your mother is pretending to be asleep. Look at the fluttering eyelashes. "I pretended to roll unintentionally and buried my face deep under the covers.

"You see, Dad is right. She's blocking her eyelashes now to keep us from looking. ”

After a while, it was the sound of a vacuum cleaner again, and it felt like it was not sucking the floor, but sucking my ears. I felt that he was doing it for a while, and I thought it was boring, so I stopped. Unexpectedly, he took out a hair dryer and blew it on my face.

"You're not finished! Can't I get up? Can you go back to your house early? You're a master who doesn't make people think, and you get annoyed after seeing you for a day. ”

"You have to thank me for the meticulous preparation and unique service I have provided you. This is the only one, and there is no semicolon. ”

"How many people can be cheaper than you? Why do you still have a sense of pride? ”

"Glamorous spirits. ”

"For ghosts, for ghosts. ”

"Cow ghost snake god. ”

... I couldn't think of synonyms for a while, so I had to be deflated.

"Hahaha, I've suffered a loss of no culture. It is said that if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you say that you are ugly, you still don't read, what should you do? ”

"Although I am not ashamed of your stinky and shameless behavior, I still appreciate your intelligence. I looked for Tao Li yesterday, and I found out that you can sketch?"

"yes, but it's all fur. ”

Another fascinating thing about Glory is that I never feel like I'm awesome. He has won the Mathematics and Physics Competition Award in elementary school, junior high school and high school, and the university is Tsinghua University. In the junior and senior years, interns in law firms can fight several beautiful lawsuits. After graduating from college, he went to the army again, and the five-kilometer weight-bearing cross-country running was the first, and the fighting boxing in the army was the second. When I went on a mission, I rescued disasters and seized drugs at the border. I've been on ships, I've been to the border. I have read a lot of books and speak Russian, English, French and Spanish. He said that Russian and French were only studied because of mathematics, and that French and Russian mathematics were very good, and that he had to learn them for competitions, so he could only use mathematical terms, but later I found out that he knew more than mathematical terms. Spanish is what he likes Latin beauties and uses purely for his sister. can also play the piano, he said that because his mother sings, so he had to be influenced by his mother. I seriously doubt that he has 48 hours a day to do that. These are all known when he gets along day and night, and he never shows off anything. Because he feels that there are many great gods who are much more powerful than him, and he is just an ordinary and humble little person who is as light as a feather. But Glory is not used to bragging, once the two of us had dinner and met one of his classmates, Glory said afterwards that he didn't remember what this classmate was called. His classmate naturally shared the table with the two of us, and he kept scolding the system for being dark, corrupt, and singing about the beauty of foreign countries. During the banquet, he talked about Buddhist culture and how devout he was.

Naturally, Glory asked, "Oh, which sect is the Enlightenment Sect, the Zen Sect, the Pure Land Sect, and the Vinaya Sect?"

"Dare to ask the theories of those scriptures, the Diamond Sutra, the Heart Sutra, the Yuanjue Sutra, the Lengyan Sutra, and the Great Nirvana Sutra?"

"What is the difference between the abbot and the host?

His classmate who asked was stunned, "Glory, you also believe in Buddhism?"

"All I know is three-legged cat kung fu, I don't believe in religion, I am materialistic. ”

When I came out, I looked at Glory with starry eyes, and felt that this man was simply cool and dragging, and Glory pretended to be careless, but the smile in his eyes couldn't be hidden, "Accept your nymphomaniac's face, I just can't get used to him running the train with his mouth full." ”

Many of the excellent parts of Glory are revealed in such a casual place, and I slowly understand what an awesome existence he is.

"But I think it's beautiful. The layman looks lively. But I feel your heart. You can see that you were very serious about drawing. ”

"You mean, let me draw you one too?"

"Of course not! I just want to compliment you. You say, how can you have so much? I see that you also eat and sleep every day, where do you get the time?"

"The brain and the brain are not the same. So your brain is more valuable. ”

"It's still your value. You are indeed much smarter than I am. ”

"Your brain is worth because you haven't used it. "Glory leans on the sofa and looks up to the sky and smiles, I just want to look up to the sky and my grass.

Something suddenly occurred to me. I asked for glory.

"Didn't you be in a coma for a day when you saved me from drowning? Why didn't you reconcile with your father while I was unconscious?"

"When I woke up, my dad sat for a while, saw that I was okay, and left. ”

"Your dad is so stubborn, you talk to your dad first and you won't die, you can courier your dad with a small gift first, and then talk slowly, step by step." ”

"Let's talk about it. ”

"Say no more. Or you give me your home address, and I'll send it. Make sure your dad happily holds you high. ”

"Why are you so worried about me and our old man?"

"It's not that you don't know. I've been a relative of my grandmother since I was a child, and I don't know how to hold my love for my relatives. Hearing that you and your father are at odds, it's natural to be unhappy. ”

"Okay, I've convinced you. I've wanted to end the Cold War for a long time, and thank you for giving me a step down in vain. ”

Glory pushed me into the bathroom and told me to hurry up and wash up and have breakfast together.