Sun Xiaoxun clenched his teeth, "It's all my fault! I should have prepared early, writing Chinese and letting everyone translate into English." ”

Zhuo Jingsi patted the back of Sun Xiaoxun's hand, "Xiaoxun, don't blame yourself, don't blame you." Besides, Chinese has not been finalized, who knows what will be changed, how it will be changed, English translation can't do it. There is no way to change this order. ”

"But what now?" Sun Xiaoxun and the others looked at Zhuo Jingsi with extremely blank eyes.

Looking at the empty eyes of these girls, Zhuo Jingsi was also very distressed, and only sighed heavily, "So far, I can only believe in Chen Guang." At this time, I don't want to hide it from you anymore. Chen Guang's English is even better than you think! I have never met a college student who speaks more authentically than his. Maybe he could. You better go back to the dormitory and rest, it's too late, I'll come to the girls' dormitory tomorrow morning to wake you up, I'm sorry for you. ”

"What!" The girls didn't pay attention to the second half of Zhuo Jingsi's words at all, but were stunned by the first half of what she said.

We heard you right, right?

Is this the funniest joke of the year?

Chen Guang's English is good and his spoken English is authentic?

Teacher Zhuo, your comforting lie sounds completely unconvincing!

Teacher Zhuo, how long have you known him, less than two weeks, right?

How long have we known him?

It's been three years!

What level can he be, can we still understand?

This kind of nonsense is repeated, even Sun Xiaoxun, Chen Guangkong, Chen Guangchui, listened to it tenderly, his face was red, and he was ashamed.

Teacher Zhuo, you have the level of talking nonsense with your eyes open, Xiao Xun, I can't do it.

It's just a joke.

In the end, the girls could only pinch their noses and believe it.

They really don't have a second choice.

Even if they think that Teacher Zhuo must have been drugged to say this kind of nonsense, everyone can only admit it.

It's really too late!

The next day. Almost all the people in the class got up early in the morning.

Even Sun Xiaoxun and other female school tyrants, who stayed up until almost five o'clock in the morning before lying in bed, opened their eyes at seven o'clock in the morning, and there was no need for Zhuo Jingsi to wake them up.

This man has too many things in his heart and too much to bear. Even if you are extremely tired and sleepy, it is difficult to sleep, not to mention that these are all unsocial little girls, and their temperament is not so stable.

From the time they got back to the dormitory, the poor girls tossed and turned in bed. I couldn't sleep, and my mind was always confused about what would happen tomorrow morning, like a nightmare, and as a result, everyone was just waiting for more than two hours of squinting in bed to fake sleep.

Although everyone knows that this is not good for the skin, the last hurdle is in front of you, grit your teeth and get through!

Even if it's a shame, admit it, and the sky won't fall,

The other boys weren't much better. When I thought that my future daughter-in-law was being tortured by academic exchanges, everyone felt that pain in their hearts. Well, although they don't know which girl is their future daughter-in-law, it doesn't matter, anyway, they will hurt their hearts first and then talk about anything else.

Casting a wide net to catch a fish, it hurts a few more at a time, and you can always hit one.

Only Master Chen Guang said that his feelings were very stable, eating was fragrant, and sleeping was great.

He opened his eyes as soon as it was dawn, but the first moment he opened his eyes, he noticed that something was wrong.

Lin Jingwei's three grandchildren. I actually tied myself up while I was asleep!

Tie it up, tie it so tightly! Shame on you!

Also, what do you mean by those two ropes that run from under my crotch to my shoulders?

"Ladies and gentlemen. Please listen to me, the old man has something to say, why I was tied into a zongzi by you at this time, or meat filling, or the kind of eighteen forbidden zongzi that can't pass the trial, this shame thunders. I can't accept it!"

Lin Jingwei pounced viciously, "Brother Guang! Don't blame the brothers for being ruthless, it's only two hours away from the academic exchange, and Gao Ya and they were busy until five o'clock last night before they finally got the paper out! We can't let you run away this morning!"

The white lady also nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "That's it, that's why we're going to tie you up, escort you to the teaching building, and at least let you read the paper before the MIT people come!"

Xiong Jinke stood below, but he didn't say much, but he didn't know where to take out a flat pole, obviously the three of them were planning to use the flat pole to pick Chen Guang over.

"Damn, you're enough! White lady, you got this bondage art, right?"

Chen Guang reluctantly came to a sit-up, sat up straight, looked down, and suddenly felt shy!

The level of this bundled art cannot be practiced without ten years of hard study!

The white lady blushed slightly, "Yes, how is it?

"I'm not bad, you're an eighth-generation ancestor! Have you watched too many of King Billy's movies lately, and this shameful bondage technique is so easy to come by! Why don't you really plan to let my virtue be taken to the classroom in briefs and towels? Untie it for me! Whip you to death one by one!"

About a minute later, Chen Guang finally regained his freedom, and just put the T-shirt off his head, he suddenly felt a cold and clicking on his arm.

drilled his head out, but found that Lin Jingwei actually took out a prop handcuff, handcuffed his own hands while handcuffing his hands.

"Brother Guang, don't look at me with such cannibalistic eyes, I probably haven't taken a shower for a few days. Things have come to this point, and as your friend of life and death, I will never let you have any chance to escape. Anyway, if someone else goes up, it's almost a black end, think about it, as our own family, we still send you to the execution ground to be more worthy of the hard work of others these days. In short, let's hurry up and connect with the head of the class, Teacher Zhuo also arrived early in the morning. Hurry up!" Lin Jingwei said with a resolute tone.

Chen Guang's face darkened, thinking that it was no wonder that this group of scum guarded themselves like thieves early in the morning, and their feelings were afraid that the soles of their feet would be oiled.

"What do you all think of me? I, Chen Guang, have always been responsible! Dare to act! Tell me what I said, I must do a good job! Can you stop giving me this kind of bullshit?"

The white lady on the side grabbed Chen Guang and Lin Jingwei's hands together, and lifted them to the sky, "Oh yes! Congratulations to Chen Guang for winning the championship of this year's Global Lies Competition!

"Get out of here! Don't touch my right hand! I'm wounded!"

No matter how uncertain everyone was, ten minutes later, Chen Guang and the others finally stood in the classroom of the school teaching building.

Lin Jingwei was still with him, but Xiong Er didn't come with him and went to buy breakfast for everyone. (To be continued.) )

PS: [Today's fourth watch is finished again!] Okay, my family's fourth watch is not an outbreak, so I won't shout anything. In addition, thank you Lemon very much!