Chapter 306: Wildcats Just Don't Obey
"Hey, I don't need to talk about it, but there's a real murderer living in Kabukicho. Kenshin clasped his ears and jumped to the roof of the high shelter house beside him: "I'm tired of hearing that kind of story, it's better to talk about how a brave man defeated the demon king." ”
"Hmph, then, the story of the murderer was saved in the end, so you should be interested~" Saying, Fang Yi smiled faintly: "You guys are destined to take over the position of Kabukicho Elvis Presley from my hands, such a story should be okay with you." ”
"Hah, Elvis, I've never thought about that kind of thing, I'm essentially a human being~" As he spoke, Ginshi lay on his side on the ground and hooked the top of his head with his cat's paws.
"I used to be a human, but now I've been an Elvis Presley in Kabukicho for 13 years. Saying that, Fang Yi looked back at Yinshi's momentary sluggish and blood-vomiting expression, and said with a clear look: "Understood~ It's impossible to change back, so just do your cat safely." ”
"Then why did you become a cat?" Kenshin said as he looked at the sleeping gorilla and the wig, then looked up at Yoshiichi.
"I used to be a guy who liked to use violence to solve things, but the difference is that I'm just a hired hooligan compared to the person who stands at the top. As long as it is an order from above, no matter who it is, it will be killed, and so far countless lives have been taken with these hands. Fang Yi looked at the bright moon in the sky and said in a tone that seemed to be very nostalgic: "In my heart, I told myself that I was not wrong with the idea that I would do this because of my employer." Convince yourself with such reasons. ”
"The sword is a murder weapon, swordsmanship is a murderous trick, no matter how beautiful words are used to embellish it, it is always a fact, killing for protection, killing for the sake of life, it is a sin. Kenshin's low voice sounded, which immediately made Fang Yi look at him a little sideways.
"The consciousness is quite high, it seems that you are not simple before you become a cat~" Fang Yi laughed: "At that time, I saw a carefree kitten chasing butterflies on the branches, and I was different from the one who was restrained by my employer, it was such a free and dazzling existence I don't know when, feeding it has become a necessary part of my day." On the days of the killing, you will only feel free by lying in a quiet hallway with it. ”
"After that, I didn't want to kill anymore, because I felt that no matter how many people I cut, I couldn't feel the weight of life, and in the little life that I touched with my own hands, I began to know that I didn't need to kill anymore. ”
"Very good realization. Yinshi lay on the roof, and the dead fish eyes that would not change no matter how looked ahead, and said quietly: "Even if this story is a ghost story, I am willing to listen to it." ”
"Then, my employer gave me a job that was close to death, and sent me to the front line to fight against the fighters, in fact, I thought to myself, it's good to die on the battlefield, anyway, I won't kill anyone. With such a thought, I will not resist at all. ”
"When I came to my senses, I realized that there was a sea of blood all around me, and I found a guy who looked like me there, he was dead" Fang Yi lowered his head: "I once made a promise to it without authorization that I would not kill anyone, but I didn't do it, but that guy still gave me a body and let me continue to live." So I decided, from the beginning I was taking the irreplaceable, but this body, this body from that guy, was going to be used to protect the irreplaceable, whether it was bitten off the ear or hated or isolated, until it turned to dust, I had to protect it. ”
The fire was still burning silently, and the flames swayed the gorilla's black hair and the reflection of the wig on the ground, the gorilla's fingers moved slightly, and the cat's ears trembled slightly.
"The so-called rookie selection ceremony is also to protect those weak lives from being eaten to the point that there are no bones left in this cruel Kabuki Town, you are sifting through your own body. Yinshi said lightly: "Violence is also to prevent the wild cats from acting without permission, after all, if they go too far, the real masters of society will always be human beings."
"It's enough to understand that from now on, you're the new boss cat. Fang Yi turned around and said as he looked at Kenshin and Ginshi.
"Hah, what a boss cat, I never needed that kind of thing!" exclaimed Yinshi.
"Hey, but the one below is actually an orangutan~" As he spoke, Kenshin pointed indifferently at the chimpanzee below
"It's okay with your words, I'm too old to stop those grumpy guys. There was a hint of self-reproach in Fang Yi's tone: "The relationship with humans has deteriorated to the point where there is such a thing as egg hunting, because of my lack of dominance. ”
"No, this matter doesn't really have anything to do with you, it's because the human race has taken the benefit of the embassy to do this kind of thing. As he spoke, Kenshin stood up on all fours: "Although it's a boss cat, it's still a cat in the end, and you've done well enough in the face of the inferior nature of human beings, and there is no one else who can be a boss cat on this street who can be a boss but you." ”
"I'm not supposed to be a boss cat in the first place. As he spoke, a slight smile appeared on Fang Yi's face, and then he jumped down and stood in front of the gorilla and the wig: "But with my old bones, there are still things I can do." ”
"Hey, do you want a cat to run and save those caught cats?" said Yintoki with a frown.
"Ah~" whispered softly, Fang Yi took a step and walked forward.
"Gintoki, a pure samurai like us doesn't look as good as a cat that isn't a cat~" Kenshin looked ahead: "Isn't it enough to be enlightened?"
"No, he's just, he's just determined to die. Gintoki said lightly.
"Fangyi, it looks like I'm happy to have made good friends~" At this moment, the tiger striped cat that has been yellow and the cat that has been black led a group of wild cats here, surrounding the surroundings: "If you go to play, bring us with you~"
Stretching out his hand to stop what Fang Yi wanted to say, Kenshin stepped forward lightly: "We have a good place to play, and if you want to go, I don't mind taking you with me, but in my opinion, even if your balls are not removed, you are just a group of unseeded cats." ”
"What are you talking about!" roared in the disgruntled voice of the cats.
"The place we are going to is the embassy to rescue those captured cats, you dare to go?" the wig no longer pretended to be asleep, but stood up and said lightly. As soon as the wig finished speaking, the cats fell silent.
"Hey, I'm really good at big words, do you think I'll believe it?Fangyi, it's really hard that you've been stepping on our heads to make a fortune, but there's no need anymore, we'll cripple you and hand you over to the city management, this street doesn't need any bosses anymore, we're going to regain our freedom~"
"It's really stubborn" said, Kenshin stood upright, came to the front of the cats, and stood beside Fang Yi: "The general's skills, but you can't see clearly, as a pioneer, you have to defeat me first~"
"Don't think too highly of yourself, stinky boy!" said him, and a group of cats pounced directly.
Just as Kenshin was about to pull out the small iron rod on his back, Fang Yi suddenly slapped Kenshin to the side
"Hey" Kenshin, who fell to the ground, stood up and didn't say anything, but saw a large net fall directly into the air, capturing all the cats on the field.
"It's really a bumper harvest~" said, the man with the scar on his face stood in front like this, looking at the wild cats in this place with excitement in his eyes, these are all money~
"Let's go! Silver! And you, I don't have to bother to enter the embassy! But you're different, this street, I can't lose you!" Fangyi, as the boss cat, was obviously taken care of, and was tied to its limbs and neck by several ropes, completely limiting its range of movement.
"Huh" Silver roared unwillingly, and Kondo was about to turn around and leave with his wig, but Scar Man squinted at Silver and them slightly: "Catch them"
"As a cat, it's a problem to deal with a strange human. What's more, I don't have a jet stereo yet. Kenshin pulled out the small iron rod behind his back and looked at the giants in front of him: "However, it's okay to cause some trouble." ”
"Earth Dragon Flash!" The iron rod cut a crack in the ground, stirring up a small cloud of smoke and dust to confuse the humans' vision, Kenshin and the silver cat quickly ran towards the forest.
"Fang Yi, wait and wait for what you want to protect, we will rescue it. Looking at the trapped cat behind him, the unyielding eyes and body, Gintoki and Kenshin and the wig Kondo three cats and one orangutan thought at the same time.
"Waiting for us!"