Chapter 305: Majesty as Elvis Presley
"Are you sure this is the cat boss?" Kenshin raised his eyebrows and looked at the wild cat in front of him, which was a few points older than the average cat, "I remember that the king of wild cats in Kabukicho wasn't Yoshiichi?"
"Long-winded! That guy will soon be killed by me!" said that, the cat in front of him bared his teeth and pretended to look at Kenshin fiercely: "Do you know, the stray cats who first came to this area all want to stand in line, and the guys who came to this area for the first time chose Fang Yi's side, so what about you now?"
"Me?" Looking at the wild cats surrounding here, Kenshin helplessly covered his eyes with the cat's paws: "Please, they're already cats and still standing in line, even if they survive, they don't need to be so finished~ It makes me feel like this earth is about to squat." ”
"No matter what the species, the struggle for survival is there. Especially now that humans are capturing our stray cats for sterilization and so on. Can you still survive if you don't find a group to shelter you?" The yellow cat in front of him looked at Kenshin: "Stand in line." ”
"Don't, it's so boring, besides, I'm not a real cat~" Kenshin put his hands behind his head, stood on the ground with his feet and walked out: "Whatever you want, I'll find a place to sleep." ”
"You're crazy~" As he spoke, a gust of evil wind hit behind him, and Kenshin's feet turned, dodging the blow from behind.
"It's rare to have a newcomer who can teach me a lesson, you have a lot of backbone, but it's a pity that you're too stupid. As he spoke, he moved left and right amid the cheering and shouting of a group of wild cats: "I'm not a fightless domestic cat like you, since we entered here, we have been fighting for survival every day, not like you, stretching out your paws and the owner will give you something to eat." ”
"Ah~ I never knew that the cats had such a hard time. As he spoke, Kenshin put on a pair of dead fish eyes: "But so what? go find your good friend Wang Xingren~"
"Die. The shadow under the sunlight on the left side covered Kenshin's body, and the helpless Kenshin could only shake his head, jumped to the side by walking on all fours, and looked at the fried wild cat: "So what the hell is going on~ You're so annoying!"
"As Elvis Presley, majesty is a must!" said a spotted cat beside him, stepping forward and placing the small fish in his mouth in front of Elvis: "While they give you offerings, you also have to protect them." ”
Seeing that the wild cats around him and the Elvis in front of him were eating, Kenshin continued to turn around: "Whatever you want, I just want to find a place to lie down and sleep, and I don't bother to care about this kind of thing, I'll wait for the stench to disappear and then go there to see if there is any way to change the card back." So saying, he went to the shade of the tree to the side and covered himself with a canopy of trees, and fell asleep like this.
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"Now don't say you're Elvis!I can't even keep my own balls, okay!" Hiding in the canopy of the tree, he was drenched in a cold sweat and watched the many wild cats faint on the ground just now, and the humans who appeared out of nowhere gently put them into the basket and took them away, Kenshin complained rarely: "Also Elvis, have you eaten your majesty? Stir it clean with that fish and eat it all away? It's basically going to be taken away and made into a little meow, okay~." Sure enough, you're still too far from human scheming!"
"Those guys just don't listen to advice. Such a voice sounded behind him, Kenshin looked back in a little panic, but found Fang Yi standing beside him watching the movements of the group of guys, and said a little coldly.
"What~It's Yoshiichi~" Kenshin exhaled a long breath, and his heart really let down his guard.
"There really is such a strange cat~" Fang Yi picked the cat and looked at Kenshin: "Silver, and you, come and see your new companions." ”
"Hey, the sparrows will leave me some, put cumin, and the soul will be light. There was a sound in the grass behind him, and a white curly-haired cat and a black supple-haired cat with a blue scarf came jogging, while the canopy of the tree shook and a gorilla peeked out of it his red buttocks
"Smack!" directly snatched the branch from the silver hand next to him, and Kenshin quickly threw it upwards with a cold face, hitting the "red heart".
"Oh ho ho ho!" the gorilla screamed with a hint of pleasure as the gorilla skewered straight into the sky, and then fell to the other side with a smoke on its buttocks.
"Ah~ The source of pollution is gone. Patting the cat's paws, Kenshin looked at the stunned white and black cats with a happy expression.
"Yo ~ Gintoki, wig?"
"It's you, Kenshin!" The two cats let out a loud roar, "Why, we still expect you to save us, why have you also become a cat!"
"Isn't it still to blame the two of you!" said the cat scratch and grabbed the hair on the necks of the two of them: "I was just here to see what was going on, who knew that you were pooping and urinating, I just flicked it a little and lay down the gun, okay! Who is to blame? Blame who?"
"Eh" looks left and right, and doesn't know what to say.
"Hmph, what do you look like this?" said Fangichi in front of Kenshin: "Carrying a ridiculous strap with all the messy balls in it, do you think you're a meow?"
"No, I don't know what the hell these are. The corners of his mouth twitched: "You two are weak, that small mound is full of resentment, it was the two of you who made it, I will become like this, and it will be the two of you who are harmed!." ”
"That's right, maybe it's actually the big "beep" of the wig that caused me to lie down like Kenshin. As he spoke, Yinshi pointed to the wig and roared: "It's all your fault, if you can't go back, I'll throw you directly in the embassy." ”
"What! You've urinated on it yourself, okay, but now you deserve to blame me, and if you want to say it, you're actually the one who should have changed! Absolutely, I was just implicated by you after you defeted!" the wig replied, grabbing Gintoki's neck with both hands and roaring.
"Shut up!" Fang Yi yelled, suppressing the three guys who were fighting, and did not speak for a while, looking at Fang Yi in a daze.
"Those guys haven't gone far, and if you want them to find out about taking off your balls, just howl here. With that, Fang jumped down the branch and walked towards the city.
The three cats of different colors glanced at each other, and when they thought of the consequences, they could only chase Fang Yi with a cold shudder.
"Wait! Have we forgotten something?" came Yinshi's voice in the distance.
"Is there one?When I came, the four people left now are also four.,That's right~" This is the wig's puzzled voice.
"It's also about walking," Yinshi muttered, and then urged everyone to leave the place quickly.
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"Yo Xi, there's something to do now. As he spoke, Kenshin straightened a long iron rod with great effort and put it on his strap.
"I said, you really have a knife-like weapon everywhere~" Helplessly, Yinshi held his forehead, looked at the gorilla who had finally found the silent with a band-aid on his buttocks, and continued to barbecue the sparrow in his hand.
"Who made me better at swordsmanship? As he spoke, Kenshin turned around and unfolded the cat's smiling face: "Even as a cat, I am also a great swordsman among cats!"
"There's nothing to be happy about! And you've adapted to your role as a cat so quickly!" Gintoki spun around and complained, "It's too fast! You're going to live as a cat for the rest of your life." ”
"Well~ before there is no way to change back, so be it~!" With that, Kenshin came to Yinshi's side, looked at the fire in front of him, took off the iron rod that had just been straightened, and put the beef on the side on it and grilled it on the fire.
"So how did you get the beef in this park, Dimension Belt?" Gintoki looked at Kenshin suspiciously.
"Men who care about small things, generally the one below is not very long. As he spoke, Kenshin glanced at Yinshi, and in the latter's thunderous expression, he yawned and said, "Take out a piece in my room, it's very simple~"
"Well~ Yinshi Kenshin is a store after all, and it's different from your store. As he spoke, the wig put the roasted sparrow in his hand in front of his nose and sniffed: "It seems that it is almost hot?"
"Wanshiya, don't be too particular~" As he spoke, Kondo took out a banana from his arms, sat down in front of the fire and silently began to eat.
"I think you guys are adapting too quickly. Yinshi looked at the fire and complained.
"For you guy, it's easier to "beep", you should be happy~" As he spoke, Kenshin squinted his eyes and looked at Yinshi: "Open your crotch pants directly~ It's still the kind that no one cares about." ”
"You've been so dirty lately. ”
"Well~ the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black. ”
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"You are indeed very idle, if the humans see three cats and an orangutan cooking here, I guess tomorrow we will be taken away for study. Fang Yi smiled and clenched his fists and said, "It's not interesting to stay like this, do you want to listen to the story?"
"Let's have a ghost story for everyone to hear. Kenshin suggested. Wig Kondo reconsideration.
"Shut up, you can say anything, but you can't say that this soul is weak!" Yinshi jumped up and roared directly.
"Well, let's tell a ghost story~" As he spoke, Fang Yi said slowly in the roar of Yinshi's jumping feet: "A story of a murderer." ”