Chapter 21: The Old Driver Drives
There are all kinds of things in the military training of the university, and even the bedding must be sorted out in a unified manner, but the high school military training that Tang Juexiao reads has been relatively casual for at least the past few years.
Arrived at the destination, issued a military uniform, and didn't know what kind of military base it was, except for the broken, Tang Juexiao didn't know what other words could describe here.
The girls are okay, they live on the second floor, but it is a little harder to fetch water, but most of the girls can easily find male compatriots to help.
The man is a little miserable, sleeping on the first floor, behind the public toilet, although it is cleaned every day, but it is sour......
At the same time, male compatriots should not only solve their own water problems, but also help female students solve water problems. In Tang Juexiao's words, when you fall in love at this age, you are helping others to train your male (female) friends, and you also give money to each other for takeout. But even after saying this, a group of livestock around Tang Juexiao were still happy to go to be cattle and horses.
"Beast!" Tang Juexiao, who was gargling with a cup, couldn't help but say as he watched Wang Longfang go to help people carry water.
On the first day, there was no big training, many people were happy, thinking that military training was to come out to play, there were mountains and rivers next to it, and it was really pleasant to go out at night with a mat and lie down and watch the stars.
Tang Juexiao smiled in his heart, there are actually people who feel comfortable in the army, and tomorrow you will know what it means to be terrible.
In the evening, a small episode occurred.
Tang Juexiao was taking a bath, and suddenly Wang Longfang's voice came.
"Damn, yours is that big?" Wang Longfang seemed to have discovered a new continent.
Tang Juexiao rushed out with a towel around his waist, and outside Wang Longfang stood beside Zhou Dahai, who was relieving himself, Zhou Dahai was already wearing his pants at this time, his face was flushed, and there was a group of spectators around.
"Is it big?" Tang Juexiao asked curiously.
Wang Longfang is a performance artist, and immediately clasped his right wrist with his left hand, and even Tang Juexiao was stunned at this moment, and the neighborhood was stunned.
Don't look at the school is a good school, everyone is generally a top student in the original junior high school, and adolescent boys are actually similar in their hearts, but some people hide it more deeply.
Tang Juexiao still remembers that this year or next year, the adapted version of "Qili Xiang" exploded on the Internet, and many men in the class sang to tease girls......
Of course, these people's grades are definitely very good! It's just that the way of picking up girls is too bad, and it is estimated that they have to enter the blacklist in the hearts of girls.
Zhou Dahai was watched by more than 20 people, a little unbearable, and was about to hide back to sleep, Tang Juexiao, who was rubbing his chin on the side, suddenly said: "It shouldn't be." ”
"What shouldn't be?" Wang Longfang asked.
"The growth of that thing requires male hormones, and obese people have a lot of estrogen in their bodies, which usually drags down growth. The old driver Tang Juexiao said seriously.
"And this kind of thing?" Wang Longfang was shocked.
"I was stressed in the third year of junior high school, and I gained weight only after eating wildly, and I was thin until the second year of junior high school. Zhou Dahai also reported to Tang Juexiao seriously.
The old driver nodded: "It's no wonder." ”
"Is there anything else you can tell us?" another slightly chubby male student raised his hand to speak.
The old driver said: "Your body type should have affected some of it, but it doesn't matter, you are still young." Eat twenty or thirty pumpkin seeds a day, eat an oyster a day, and lose weight. In addition, Wang Longfang, don't stare at other people's crotch all day long, and if you don't know, you think you're staring at the crotch cat. The human nose and that thing develop in tandem, and if you want to know the truth, you just need to look at the nose, and the big nose is. ”
There is a commissary here for military training, but things are sold at a high price.
It soon became clear that the commissary was selling out of pumpkin seeds, then nuts of all kinds, and then seafood such as shredded squid.
And it's all a class of people who buy it!
How much do they love to snack?
As a result, Tang Juexiao became completely famous in school......
The name of the talented man of "spring sleep is not aware" has not been recognized by everyone, after all, he has not yet started to learn, but the name of "old driver" has been completely launched.
For a while, both men and women, all became "staring cats", and among male compatriots, who saw someone with a big nose, they also went to ask if it was also big, and there were those who did not believe it had to be verified. And, some male classmates with small noses had to drag people to the toilet to prove that they were not small, which scared many people, and they thought they had met a.
All of a sudden, the whole camp was gay......
Xiao Tang's homeroom teacher also received the news, and immediately cried and laughed, I had long heard that Tang Juexiao loved to make trouble in junior high school, took the whole class to play games, sold equipment to the whole school, and even took a group of students out all night before the exam.
The old class was already mentally prepared to bear Tang Juexiao's troubles, and suddenly found that he might have underestimated him!
The intensity of the exercise on the second day was still very high! However, under the influence of the unhealthy trend caused by Tang Juexiao, everyone practiced for a day, and they were actually very energetic!
In the evening, a group of people insisted on pulling Tang Juexiao to play basketball, probably to teach him a lesson, because several of them had small noses.
Frontal anal, who's afraid of whom?
Tang Juexiao's basketball skills in his previous life were good, whether he was fat or when he was strong later.
He likes to shake off his opponent and shoot in the middle, which is called a god among his friends.
After being reborn, Tang Juexiao did not neglect to exercise, running for half an hour every day, then training muscles for half an hour, and then eating eggs and drinking milk to gain muscle.
Tang Juexiao, a 135-pound little muscular man, went on a rampage all the way, approaching the basket is a light jump shot, most of the friends who are good at learning at this time are noodle men, and a few can't beat Tang Juexiao, and the person in charge of scoring on the side is too lazy to count, 46:6, is it still necessary to count? Let's fight randomly.
The two instructors in charge of Class 1 happened to pass by, and when they saw Tang Juexiao beating so hard, their hands itched for a while, probably because they wanted to beat the children, so they joined in and fought against Tang Juexiao.
Tang Juexiao, who was still fierce just now, was quickly suppressed.
Two instructors, one of them is short, but it doesn't mean that he is small in strength!
A person is very handsome, but it doesn't mean that he has no muscles if he is handsome! The black instructor is thicker than Tang Juexiao, and he is thicker than the black instructor!
Tang Juexiao was like a tank impact just now, and now Tang Juexiao was entangled by the handsome instructor, and this soldier's hand beckoned to him, so that he couldn't rush up, and hit him slightly, he immediately felt as if he had been hit by a tank.
Although the black instructor is also strong, his biggest characteristic is flexibility, Tang Juexiao was negligent, and he slipped past like a black whirlwind.
"You can't play alone! everyone plays team basketball!" Tang Juexiao ordered.
Tang Juexiao passed the ball to the tall fat sea, and the fat sea passed it to Chen Zhan, then to Wang Longfang, and then to a person who was so thin that he had a hemp stick.
The situation is not much better when it turns around, the difference is that Tang Juexiao is not so stressed.
After playing for another ten minutes, Tang Juexiao only managed to score two goals by chance, and the gap between him and the dozen goals he scored casually before was too big, and he felt aggrieved.
Suddenly a good opportunity!
Tang Juexiao wore a crotch, and the ball passed under the crotch of the handsome instructor and was caught by Wang Longfang!
Immediately after that, Tang Juexiao immediately crossed over to Instructor Shuai's side.
If a person is very capable, the ball will be returned to the hand.
The ball is in Tang Juexiao's hands again!
He suddenly accelerated!
Everyone thought that Tang Juexiao was planning to go to the basket, after all, he was only 173 centimeters, which was even 2 centimeters higher than the same period in his previous life......
Tang Juexiao rose from the ground! In front of him was the black instructor! He slammed his hands and slammed the dunk!
"You can't stop me!" After landing on the ground, Tang Juexiao took off his T-shirt, revealing his tendons and flesh, and yelled.
A two-handed dunk with a height of 173cm!
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[Last Friday, I don't remember whether I took a nap until the evening, or watched the little fat dog with a quick hand, and then forgot to ask the editor to sign a contract, and delayed it for a week. It is estimated that only one week of the four-week new book period can have a recommendation position, and it is too early to kill the new book list. Lao Jiang Lake gutter capsized, I need everyone's collection recommendation help, I will refuel for everyone to drive. 】