It's just that he used this trick on others, and he dared to use it on Ji Muqing, and besides, in front of me, isn't that just looking for a draw?

Ji Muqing is really calm enough, and she can't speak when she is angry with the boss, but she refuses to give in to me.

Who made us men, this generosity still needs to be had.

I patted the table and stood up, "Boss, isn't it just a hundred yuan, take it, and I'll get you a new one." ”

"You see, this little brother is still sensible. You office workers, sitting in the office all day long, blowing the air conditioner and drinking coffee, then making money is the same as picking up money, this 100 yuan is a drop in the bucket for you, why do you want to harm us little people. ”

Ji Muqing's face turned red, and she couldn't say that the boss, so she poured her anger on my head, "Zhao Suo, do you also think that the one I gave is fake?"

"Our family Ji is not that kind of person. I winked at her and said with a grin.

Ji Muqing realized that I was doing this for another purpose, and her anger finally dissipated, and she clasped her hands in front of her chest, looking like she was watching a good show.

The shopkeeper came to me with a fake 100 and handed me the money, but I didn't take it, but looked at the money and said, "Yo, this money is really fake enough, this paper is almost like toilet paper, and it was accidentally torn up in a pocket." ”

"Yes, you see that this money is too fake, and your girlfriend is still using it to fool me, really. ”

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, I'm not her girlfriend. Ji Muqing said angrily.

I kind of like to hear it, girlfriend, if only it were true.

The boss shook his head and sighed, "Today's girls can't compare with us back then." At that time, we all recognized that it was a lifetime, and now young people quarrel and break up if they don't go well, hey, the relationship is getting thinner and thinner. ”

I didn't expect him to be able to say such a big truth.

I reached out and took the money, and looked left and right, this money must have deceived a lot of people.

With my other hand, I grabbed the other end of the counterfeit money and with a click, tearing it in half.

The shopkeeper was so distressed that I put the remaining halves on each other and continued to tear them apart.

One, two, three......

Until this fake money was torn to pieces by me, I took it in my hand, and the fake money fluttered down like a snowflake.

The shopkeeper didn't mention that it hurt a lot, but he had to pretend to clap his hands on his face, "It's good, it's wonderful, it's good, it's torn, you can't deceive people in the future." ”

"Alright, let's find the money. I clapped my hands and said.

The shopkeeper stared at me with wide eyes, "Find ...... Looking for money? You didn't give me money, what money am I looking for?"

"Didn't my girlfriend give it?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at Ji Muqing.

Ji Muqing glared at me fiercely and turned her body to the side.

The shopkeeper had a gloomy face, "It's been a long time, it turns out that you helped her destroy her corpse." Young man, let me tell you, it's not kind to be a man like this, I'm a small business, don't you hurt my conscience if you cheat me like this?"

Doesn't it hurt to have a conscience? It's ridiculous.

I stood up, "Then when you use that fake money to trick someone, does your conscience hurt?"

"That fake money was obviously given to me by you just now, when have I ever cheated someone else?"

"The pit has not been pitted, you know best in your heart, people are watching the sky, don't think you can hide from the sky and cross the sea. Besides, how can we sit in the office to pick up money, we blow the air conditioner and drink coffee, that is also obtained by our efforts, we earn with wisdom, you earn with labor, you think you are harder than us and tired?"

"Without us sitting in the office, who will design WeChat payment for you? Who will design your advertising slogan so that you don't spend a penny to use it secretly? Who will design those breakfast logos for you?"

"You ......," the shopkeeper said that he couldn't help me, and he actually cried loudly, "Bullying people, intellectuals bullying people, everyone come and see." ”

In addition, the people who had been eating here were gathered around after a while.

The people who eat melons only listened to the words of the shop owner, and accused me and Ji Muqing of not being the same.

Ji Muqing just opened her mouth, and she must not be able to say so many people.

I walked over and took her hand, shook my head, and motioned for her to stop.

Then, I walked up to the shopkeeper and tapped him twice on the shoulder, "Didn't my girlfriend just say that the money she gave you has a tail number of 387, what if I can find that money on you?"

"You...... What right do you have to search me?"

"Because you have framed us, I must clear our name. ”

"You...... Don't mess around, or I'll call the police. The shopkeeper had a panicked expression, he didn't dare to let me search my body, didn't it mean that he was weak-hearted?

I'm afraid that she has already destroyed the evidence before the police came, and I will give him that chance?

I grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up.

The crowd of onlookers exclaimed, "Oh my God, I didn't expect that handsome guy to have so much strength." ”

"Looking skinny, I didn't expect to be a powerful person. ”

"I must have exercised a lot, and if I look at the shopkeeper, I'm thin, and it's not strange to be mentioned. ”

I looked at the shopkeeper with a grin, "I'll give you a chance, do you call it out yourself, or let me search it?"

"You...... You put me down. The shopkeeper kept silent about the fake money.

It seems that he is not dead in the Yellow River, I hold him in one hand, and reach into his clothes with the other to look for it.

After groping around and finding no hundred-dollar pieces of paper, I turned my attention to his two arms.

He was able to drop the money in the blink of an eye, he must have hidden the fake money in his sleeve in advance, and then something happened, and it is estimated that he didn't have time to change places.

I pulled his sleeve off, and with a bang, a brand new hundred dollars fell to the ground.

Ji Muqing wanted to pick it up, but I stopped her, "Xiaoqing, wait, you touch this money now, but you can't tell it." ”

I threw the shopkeeper down, bent down to pick up the money, looked at the tail number, and sure enough, it was 387.

I first hid the money in the palm of my hand and asked Ji Muqing, "Can you tell all the numbers of this money?"

"No problem. ”

Ji Muqing nodded.

I said, "Okay, you can tell the number." ”

Letters and numbers, a total of ten digits, Ji Muqing said them all word for word.

I really admired her memory, and I memorized all ten numbers with just one glance.

I took out the 100 yuan and said to everyone, "When my girlfriend reported the number, she had never seen this money, but now, I read the ten digits according to it, you listen." ”

I repeated the ten digits.

Then I said, "If she hadn't seen the money, how could she have seen the numbers so clearly, did she have clairvoyant eyes? Look at her big watery eyes, and look at how beautiful she is, is she the kind of person who has clairvoyant eyes? Obviously impossible, so how did she know the numbers on it? There is only one explanation, she has seen this money. ”

"But the money was searched from the shopkeeper's body, and he said it was hers, so my girlfriend saw it, and I could only say that the money was originally my girlfriend's, but the shopkeeper dropped it with fake money. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the crowd suddenly changed direction and blamed the shopkeeper for not doing it.

The shopkeeper didn't give up, "No...... No way, how could she remember ten numbers just by looking at them?"

Ji Muqing sneered, "I'm very sensitive to numbers, numbers below 15 digits, I can remember them just by looking at them." If you don't believe it, you can verify it casually on the spot. ”

"Beauty, come and verify mine. A young man took out a piece of ten yuan and handed it to Ji Muqing.

Ji Muqing walked over, only glanced at it, then turned his back and accurately reported all ten numbers.

"Oh my God, what a genius. ”

"The strongest brain, it's amazing. ”

"The shopkeeper is so embarrassed that he lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot. He is such a fool, who will come to him for dinner in the future. ”

"That's it, I won't come anyway, I don't have the good memory of that beauty, in case I get caught, who will I talk to. ”

For a time, the shopkeeper was on the cusp.

He knelt down in front of me and begged me in a low voice, "Little brother, please tell them, just say that the money you gave is fake, I can't live without business, I still have a family in my family that I need to support." Business is not good these days, and I really can't help it. ”

Now that you're complaining to me, why did you go earlier?

Besides, let me lie, I won't do it.

I pushed him away, clapped my hands, and said, "It's impossible, you might as well get me money." ”

The shopkeeper struggled to get up and opened the money box, and I found that it was all five or ten dollars, and there were not even a 20 or 50 in sight.

He counted nine pieces of ten and handed them to me tremblingly.

The money box was basically empty.

I wondered if he was really forced to do it.

As the crowd dispersed, it was time for us to go.

After this incident, Ji Muqing's attitude towards me was much better, "Thank you for what happened just now." ”

I was shocked, "Oh my God, I thought you were going to ignore me for a day." ”

"One day, you think so beautifully, I was going to ignore you for the rest of my life. ”

Damn, don't be so ruthless!

A woman really can't be offended.

Ji Muqing didn't know why, and suddenly remembered that topic again, "Eh, did you really wet the bed?"

Is this woman stupid or innocent, bedwetting, I'm such a big person, is it possible?

However, she seemed to be very excited, and since this incident could make her laugh, then I would let her laugh, it was not a big deal anyway.