"Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing......" I was busy catching up, Ji Muqing walked quickly and ignored me at all.

I reached out to pull her arm, but she quickly shook her off, I wanted to walk side by side with her, but she wouldn't let me.

Really, I won't admit it after kissing, and I'm obviously crazier than me just now.

People flirt with girls, why do I feel like I'm the one who was teased?

Sitting in the car, no matter how much I tease her, she just doesn't laugh.

I thought to myself that this is over, I offended Ji Muqing, will she let me pack up my things and get out of her house, right?

But when I got home, she didn't say a word about telling me to get out, but went into the bathroom to brush my teeth for a long time, took a shower, and then went into the house to sleep, not even mentioning the design.

It seems that she just couldn't accept that I kissed her for a while, and she didn't hate me and reject me.

This trick really worked, although Ji Muqing said that she hated me, but her actual actions betrayed herself.

I secretly made up my mind that I would use this trick if I had nothing to do in the future, and strive to use this trick to take her down.

"Haha. ”

I went into the bathroom to take a bath, I was in a really good mood, and I was posing while washing, and suddenly, I heard Ji Muqing's voice coming from outside, "You are sick, it still stinks and is beautiful in a bath." ”

Holy, when did she stand outside?

What about peeping on me?

"Xiaoqing, you are standing outside quietly, could it be a peep at my sturdy body? Do you want me to pose a few charming poses for you?

"Warm up your sister. "Damn, Ji Muqing will even burst into foul language.

If you look at my shadow, you don't let you look at me, and you will scold me?

Soon, I found out what the problem was, Xiao Zhao Suo was standing tall, I guess Ji Muqing must have seen this, thinking that I was shameless, obscene and dirty, so he scolded me?

Oh my God, what a wrong, I'm a young and vigorous young man, if I don't have that, wouldn't it mean that I have a problem?

I hurriedly explained, "Don't get me wrong, I didn't do that because of you." ”

"Then who are you for?" Ji Muqing's brain circuit is really strange.

I was speechless for a moment, "Gree...... Because...... Because I'm young and vigorous. ”

"Hurry up, the toilet over there is blocked, I want to go to the toilet. ”

Oh, it turns out that she went to the toilet and didn't mean to peep at me.

I'm a little disappointed.

I quickly rinsed off the foam from my body, wrapped myself in a bath towel, and came out with my wet hair.

When they opened, there was a burst of mist, Ji Muqing's face was hazy in the mist, and there was a hint of redness, which was really good-looking.

And Ji Muqing stared at me without blinking.

I have reason to suspect that she is thinking about my beauty, "How's it going, I'm in shape?"

Ji Muqing hurriedly turned her head, "Exhibitionist, get out of the way." ”

I muttered to myself, "Can't you take a shower with your clothes on?"

Ji Muqing got in and slammed the door shut.

I swaggered over to the couch, lit a cigarette and smoked.

Smoking a cigarette after taking a shower is simply the most pleasant thing in life.

Before she finished smoking a cigarette, Ji Muqing came out, but she was standing at the door of the bathroom, her eyes were wide open, and she was about to fall out of her sockets.

Suddenly, she covered her eyes with her hands and let out a miserable cry comparable to killing a pig, "Ah!"

Run to your bedroom.

I thought to myself what was wrong with her, and when I looked down, I was, I spread my legs, and I saw everything under the bath towel, and most importantly, I wasn't wearing pants.

My God, Ji Muqing must think I'm a pervert, right?

I really didn't mean to, it was really that the pants were dirty, and I was going to wash them, and she said that I was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, and I came out before I could wash them.

Moreover, men, don't they all spread their legs when they sit, who still folds their legs like a woman?

I don't have the heart to think about that right now.

first slapped Ji Muqing's buttocks, then kissed her, and now let her see me so violent. On the exposed side, my image should not be completely ruined, right?

I quickly extinguished the cigarette butt and came to the door of Ji Muqing's room.

"Xiaoqing, listen to my explanation, I really didn't mean it. ”

"Get out, you violent. Dew.. Mad. ”

"Bang!"

She must have smashed the door with a pillow.

I was stunned and didn't dare to say a word, but I was afraid that if I continued to say more, she would rush out and cut me with a knife.

said goodnight to her through the door, and I went back to the room, but I couldn't sleep when I was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, and my mind was full of Ji Muqing's shadow.

Ji Muqing is not my first woman, but she is the first woman who walked into my heart and could never get out again.

Every time I think of her, all the bad mood will disappear.

Thinking about it, I don't know when I fell asleep.

That night, I had a dream of a very cigarette, and in the dream, Ji Muqing was dressed in clothes. Wear. Lure. Confused, take the initiative to climb into my bed......

As a result, when I woke up in the morning, I found a big wet lump on the sheets.

Damn, I dreamed of that.

That thing left a big map on the snow-white sheets, if Ji Muqing saw it, he wouldn't laugh at me.

While Ji Muqing hadn't woken up yet, I had to wash the sheets quickly.

I tiptoed to the bathroom with the sheets, Ji Muqing was still sleeping at this time in the past, but I don't know what's going on today, before I entered the bathroom, the door of her bedroom opened.

Seeing my sneaky appearance holding the sheets, Ji Muqing glanced at me angrily.

Since she didn't ask, then what am I waiting for, hurry up and destroy the corpse.

I shoved the sheets into the washing machine, unscrewed the faucet, and there was no water?

What's the situation?

Then I opened the other faucets and tried it, but there was no water.

Damn, it's not going to stop the water, right?

can't wash it, let's go back quickly with the sheets, it's a big deal not to fold the quilt, so Ji Muqing won't find out.

I tiptoed into the room with the sheets again, and at this time, Ji Muqing suddenly called me, "You shouldn't be wetting the bed, right?"

Bedwetting is better than a dream, in order to cover up the truth of the matter, I simply let it go, "Just pee a little bit." ”

"Disgusting. ”

Ji Muqing rolled her eyes at me.

I thought to myself, thankfully, she didn't know the truth of the matter, otherwise she would have vomited nauseously.

"Wait, let me see how much you pee?"

I almost dropped my jaw, "You...... What kind of hobby do you have, this thing smells like it, what's so nice about it?"

"You think I want to see it, I'm going to take pictures as evidence, so that you don't dare to tell what happened last night. Ji Muqing said, took out her mobile phone and approached me.

My waterfall sweat, why do you want to take pictures of that thing?

"No, I don't give it. ”

"Give it to me. Ji Muqing stretched out her hand, her momentum was strong, and she looked like I wouldn't kill you if you didn't show it.

I knew that I couldn't show her this thing, so I ran into the room with the quilt in my arms, and Ji Muqing grabbed the corner of the quilt and was brought in by me.

I didn't notice it at first, and when I entered the door, I threw the sheets on the bed, but I saw a figure also falling on the bed, and I realized that it was Ji Muqing.

She's so stubborn, and she's still clinging to that corner.

"You let go. ”

"Don't let go. ”

Don't let go?

I rolled over one of the pigeons, rode on top of her, and said with a grin, "Looks like you want me to continue like I did yesterday......"

"You...... How dare you?"

"Do you think I dare?" I said, pursing my mouth.

I thought she would slap me away, but there was no movement for a long time, so I opened my eyes curiously to see what was going on, but I saw Ji Muqing tilting her head and blushing.

Oh my God, is she giving up on herself and completely infatuated with me?

I wanted to hug her and kiss her, but the thought of my unsightly stuff dispelled that thought.

I opened my arms, hugged Ji Muqing as a princess, took her out and put her on the sofa, and then I ran back to the room as fast as I could, hid the sheets in the cabinet, and broke the lock, so that Ji Muqing would definitely not find out.

After doing all this, I breathed a long sigh of relief.

I came out of the room and saw Ji Muqing looking at me with a complicated expression, as if realizing that this was wrong, Ji Muqing hurriedly lowered her head and ran back to the room.

It was a wonderful morning, and today is destined to be a wonderful day as well.

I couldn't make breakfast because there was no water, so we had to go out to eat.

When I drove, Ji Muqing sat in the last row, and I doubted that if this car was a train, she would be able to sit in the last carriage.

At breakfast, I sat at this table, and she sat at that table, and she didn't sit with me anyway.

I guess I've been like this for a while.

As a result, the turnaround soon followed.

When we finished breakfast and were about to leave, Ji Muqing gave the boss a hundred yuan, but the boss said it was fake.

"How is that possible?"

Ji Muqing took the money and looked at it, it was really fake, but she was sure that this money was not the one she gave just now.

"Boss, the last three digits of the money I gave you are numbered is 387, not this one. ”

It's a habit she's developed for a long time, and she's sensitive to numbers, and she can remember them just by looking at them.

A hint of shock flashed on the boss's face, but he quickly returned to normal, "What 387, 487, this is the one you gave me." You watched, and after you gave it to me, you didn't even get it. ”

"You ......"

This boss must be a fast gunner.

It is often reported on the news that some people use the super speed to deposit money or buy things in the bank, and they can drop real and fake money without being detected by the naked eye.

Some masters have to slow down the camera ten times to find out.

Obviously, the fat boss in front of him is that kind of person.

It is estimated that it was because we were born and wore suits and leather shoes, and we couldn't tear our faces apart and tear our faces with him, so they deliberately tricked us, right?