Chapter 14 The Folk of the Country
“...... Well, you won. ”
Xie Bi'an's words, Yue Han actually felt ...... There is a bit of truth in his grandmother, and he is powerless to refute it......
"Three days at most, and after three days, I'll take you back. Otherwise, it will be too early to go back, and it will arouse suspicion. ”
Xie Bi'an grunted and rolled over, and within a few seconds, he was snoring like thunder.
"Damn! The ghost is snoring too??? can you pay attention to your own image?"
......
The days of the sun made Yue Han only feel that his days were like years.
Unexpectedly, after his death, his mentality also changed. I used to be a little scared of the underworld, but now I ....... Why is it so kind when you think of these two words?
Finally got to the last day, Yue Han had no class, and was sitting on the railing of the playground watching the scenery, when suddenly a football flew over, hit Yue Han's head, and smashed it.
Yue Han's eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground with a 'bang' and fainted.
"Drip ....... Drip....... Drip ......."
Yue Han opened his eyes in a daze and saw that his legs were hanging on the hospital bed with a plaster cast. Standing beside him were Xie Bi'an, and the dog-legged principal Wang, and Fan Xuanxuan.
"Husband, you've finally woken up......!"
Xie Bi'an pounced on Yue Han's body and stunned Yue Han. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I really couldn't believe that this '......' voice actually came from her mouth.
What's wrong with this little girl...... is the language garbled?
"Young Master Yue, you've finally woken up! It's all bad, you shouldn't be allowed to take up a high-risk profession like a physical education teacher!"
Principal Wang said guiltily, that sincere expression made Yue Han can't help but want to award him a best performance award. The acting skills are very good!
This old thing, at this time, doesn't forget to pat himself on the back, and brought Fan Xuanxuan?
Hmm? What is Fan Xuanxuan blushing? She doesn't really think she's interesting to her, right?
"Hey, what does this have to do with you, I accidentally ...... it myself"
Although this is true, it is a bit of nonsense. Nima's fell off the horizontal bar and broke her leg. Even if it's...... But it happened anyway.
You don't have to think about it! You know that it was Xie Bi'an's idea! When it's coming, you don't forget to take care of yourself!
"My husband broke his leg and is no longer qualified for the position of physical education teacher. I'm going to stay here with him and take care of her. ”
Xie Bi'an sniffed and said with a crying voice.
"I'm sorry! Young Master Yue! Young Grandma!
Principal Wang directly came to a 120-degree bow, and his shiny brain was about to hit his calf, and Yue Han's waist hurt when he saw it.
Principal Wang took Fan Xuanxuan with the front foot and just left, and on the back foot, Yue Han collapsed on the bed depressedly, and said with no love:
"I don't want to lose face......! I lost all my ...... in school."
Yue Han wanted to cry without tears.
"What's wrong with losing face, do you really think of yourself as a physical education teacher in the second middle school?"
Xie Bi'an's face changed quickly, wiped the two crocodile tears in the corners of his eyes, unceremoniously crossed Erlang's legs, and in the snack pocket brought by Principal Wang, he took out a bag and tore it open, and ate it leisurely.
Oh, I'll go, this little girl is amazing, she can be put away freely, the Hundred Changing Star King, thousands of people and thousands of faces!
Yue Han, who was watching, couldn't help but applaud Xie Bi'an:
"The Best Acting Award belongs to you. I'm optimistic about you. ”
"Hey, you just that, huh...... Will you teach me again?"
"you, think beautiful!"
"Can you digest these snacks? Aren't you a ghost now? Where are you eating? Can you pull out? Or can you conjure out of your body?"
“...... Get out!"
......
Yue Han stayed in the hospital for three days, and felt that if he lay down again, he would have to become half-paralyzed! If there was something wrong with this, he couldn't lie down and it would be nothing. But there is nothing wrong with Yue Han, it is not difficult to go up to the fifth floor in one breath, lying down is torture for him!
"Hey, you can go back. ”
Xie Bi'an drove a sports car, took off the sunglasses on his face, and hooked his finger at Yue Han.
The sports car is already very ostentatious, especially the sports car driven by a beautiful woman, which provokes the people around to stare at this side with hot eyes.
Coupled with Xie Bi'an's sultry movements, his hot gaze suddenly turned into a knife, stabbing straight at Yue Han's body.
Yue Han was pierced uncomfortably, and he actually had the illusion that he was being raised by a rich woman as a little white face, and even molested on the street! The eyes around him suddenly turned into the eyes of judgment.
"Let's go. ”
Yue Han got into the car and waved his hand.
Damn, I didn't do anything wrong, why should I be weak-hearted?
Yue Han raised his face and looked back at the past one by one without guilt, without any waves in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.
Now in the hearts of those people, Yue Han has become a little white face who proudly shows off that he has beautiful women, luxury cars and money to spend, and is very embarrassed.
"You...... You drive slowly, I'm a little ...... Motion sickness...... ...... vomit"
Yue Han held on to the handlebar and retched. What came out was not vomit, but golden powder.
"If you continue to vomit like this, the dead breath you swallowed just now will be swallowed in vain!
Xie Bi'an shook his head, looking like he hated iron but not steel.
After hearing this, Yue Han hurriedly covered his mouth. grabbed Xie Bi'an's wrist and pointed to his face.
"Don't you see that my face is very bad?"
"Nonsense! Is the ghost's face good?"
Xie Bi'an knocked off Yue Han's hand in disgust.
Yue Han knew that he couldn't communicate with this female demon, so he had to ask for more blessings, hoping that he would feel less nauseous, so as not to vomit again.
"You should adjust your body well, quickly fuse the dead qi with the body, upgrade to an earth immortal, at least when you ride in the car, you can not get motion sickness. ”
"So, it's normal for me to get motion sickness now?"
Yue Han grasped the point of Xie Bi'an's words.
"My point is to let you hurry up and cultivate, okay!?
Xie Bi'an said angrily, and suddenly changed his appearance, shook his long big tongue, empty eyes, and kicked himself viciously.
Yue Han felt that if he continued to mess with Xie Bi'an like this, sooner or later, either Xie Bi'an would be angry with him, or he would be scared to death by Xie Bi'an.
Xie Bi'an took back the law and continued to drive, while Yue Han pondered in his heart, how could he tell Xie Bi'an euphemistically not to always show his original form?
"If I'm angry, the law phase will run out uncontrollably, so for the sake of your own life, you'd better not mess with me!"
Xie Bi'an waved his fist and threatened Yue Han viciously.
"Yes yes yes ......"
Yue Han nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"But ......"
Before Yue Han's words could be spoken, the sudden inertia of the brakes made Yue Han's face hit the windshield uncontrollably.
"Why are you braking suddenly!?"
Yue Han rubbed his face, depressed.
"Oh no! Something happened. ”