Chapter 13 The heroes and heroines of the bloody drama
What? Not for him?
"Could it be that there is some congenital deficiency in this dead air, an acquired deficiency, and before he died, he ate too much Sanlu milk powder gutter oil?"
Yue Han asked in shock.
The feeling is that this dead air is not pure, Xie Bi'an himself disdains it, so he gave it to him!?
I'll just say that this dead girl isn't so kind!
"Huh. ”
Xie Bi'an glanced at Yue Han and explained:
"I am white and impermanent, my nature is yang, sucking the male soul and scattering the female soul. You are barely black and impermanent, your nature is yin, sucking the female yin soul, scattering the male yang soul, the resentful soul just now is a woman, leave it to me, it is a pity to scatter, it is better to swallow it for you, it can also help you rise and cultivate. ”
"Ahh......h
Yue Han didn't understand anything when he heard it, but he didn't dare to ask more, for fear that she would be angry with herself if she asked too much. Anyway, she will solve the problem.
"To put it bluntly, opposites attract, same-sex repulsion, do you understand? idiot!"
Xie Bi'an jumped to his feet and said:
"It's not shameful enough to take you. ”
As soon as Yue Han heard this, all the angry, frightened, and nervous people just now were all recovered, and he looked at Xie Bi'an angrily and asked her:
"Oh, hey, grandma! I didn't beg you to take me! If you think I'm ashamed, do a good deed, and let me go with great mercy? When the time comes, I'll treat you as a cow and a horse, and you can let me do whatever I want!"
"Really?"
Xie Bi'an glanced at Yue Han suspiciously.
"Of course it's true!
In the face of such a female demon, Yue Han's eyes even flashed with a few crystal clear tears, for fear that Xie Bi'an would not see his sincere eyes.
"Okay, I'll let you go, and in exchange, you, continue to be my follower. ”
Xie Bi'an chuckled, and without waiting for Yue Han, he walked downstairs happily.
“......”
What kind of iniquity have I created?
A gust of wind blew, blowing Yue Han's neck cold, although the resentful spirit had been subdued, but in the teaching building at midnight, it was still eerie and terrifying, Yue Han shivered, and hurriedly chased Xie Bi'an downstairs.
"Hey, hey, hey, wait for me!"
Although Xie Bi'an launched a surge, perhaps more than ten times more terrifying than these resentful spirits, but Xie Bi'an is also an acquaintance, oh no, is it a familiar ghost!
......
Yue Han felt that he was Xie Bi'an's dogleg. can only follow her every day,
When she is in a good mood, she bullies herself and is in a bad mood...... I still want to bully myself! I will even use myself as a live target to attract resentful spirits!
The more Yue Han thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, suppressing the anger in his heart, and questioned Xie Bi'an:
"Hey, you just ...... Where have you been?"
Yue Han, who was actually quite sufficient, suddenly lost his confidence when he saw Xie Bi'an's gloomy eyes.
"Haven't I always been ahead of you?"
Xie Bi'an said casually.
"No, I mean just now! on the fourth floor! You didn't say let me seduce...... Phew, lure her out, and you're going to kill her? Why are you just slapping her ass and disappearing?"
"I just hid. Haven't you heard the calf tell you that I am Bai Wuchang but a golden immortal, this ordinary little resentful soul, when he sees me, he is already frightened, how can I catch it? So when he is distracted, I am appearing and arrested in one fell swoop. When that resentful soul took a fancy to you just now and sucked your soul, it was the weakest period of your body, and you could catch it casually. Save the hassle. ”
“...... Damn, suck my soul!?What if you're too late and my soul is sucked away by him!?"
Yue Han was very angry, and the consequences were very serious! But he only dared to be angry and didn't dare to get angry.
"I'm dead, what can I do?"
Xie Bi'an glanced back at Yue Han, waved his hand, and said with a smile:
"Oh yes, I'm not going to let you die. I'm so good, you still can't believe me?"
“......”
I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man, you're so bad!
But...... What did Xie Bi'an say just now? That resentful soul has taken a fancy to himself?
"Hey, hey, it seems, I'm also quite handsome, a resentful soul can look at me, and in the future, I will dedicate my handsome and miserable face, seduce them, make them lose their minds, and fall madly in love with me!"
Yue Han touched his chin and said very narcissistically.
"Gross!"
Xie Bi'an vomited, looked at Yue Han with disgust and said:
"Hey, narcissism plus brain damage is equal to self-harm! I should have thought that you were very stupid, but I didn't expect that you have reached the late stage of stupidity, and you will not be saved! When the time comes, those resentful spirits will scratch your face, swallow your soul, and make you disappear completely, and I will not regret eating narcissism after seeing you!"
......
After the mission, Yue Han and Xie Bi'an had to stay in the yang world for a few more days. After all, flickering is going to flicker in place, and it's only been a teacher for a day, and I'm leaving the next day, which is a little too suspicious.
It's still that express hotel, and the front desk waiter is obviously used to the bloody plot of Bai Fumei not loving Gao Fushuai but eloping for love in order to rebel against his family and elope for love, even so, Yue Han was still uncomfortable, and walked into the lobby under the eyes of the waiter's judgment.
When he went to school the next day, Yue Han regretted it.
I didn't expect the news that I was so frightened by the ghost story on the campus that I fainted to death on the playground that it spread so quickly, and the whole school knew that the new physical education teacher was so cowardly!
"Look, it's that man, who looks tall and big, but I didn't expect that he was less daring than a student!"
"The world is going down, I thought that among our teachers, there was finally a handsome and chic male teacher, but I didn't expect it to be a showcase, and it was useless!"
"Hey, what do you know, this is called yin and yang decline!"
"!"
Yue Han gritted his teeth angrily, these teachers are inevitably too gossipy! Gossip is gossip, can't you gossip behind your back!? You have to be so close to him, and you deliberately told him to listen!?
"Let's go, I'll go back to Hades tomorrow!"
......
At night, Yue Han was lying on the ground, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and suddenly sat up in a 'stunned' manner, and said angrily to Xie Bi'an.
"What's the wind pumping at night?
Xie Bi'an rubbed his eyes and rolled over with a grunt.
"Hey, you're a ghost, a ghost, you have a bit of the dignity of being a ghost, okay?"
Yue Han felt that his worldview was about to collapse, shattered into slag, blown by the wind, and there was nothing left.
"What's wrong with the ghost, but we're in the yang world now, have you ever heard a saying, this is called following the local customs, do you understand?"
“........”