Under the command of the little girl Cheng Yiyuan, the middle-aged man tried all the colors of the T-shirt, and finally chose a red one under her strong recommendation. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Dad, I helped you choose the color, you choose the one you like, so as not to say that I am too authoritarian and undemocratic. ”

The little adult-like words made Du Chunhua and Xiao Wu who were watching couldn't help laughing, and almost laughed, the man seemed to be aware, and smiled at them a little embarrassedly, and then chose a T-shirt printed with two lines of wild cursive words, and said, "That's it." ”

"What's written on it? It's a mess, it looks beautiful, but I don't know a word. ”

These are two lines of poetry in the great calligrapher Huaisu of the Tang Dynasty in his "Self-Narrative Post". The man pointed to the flowing text on the T-shirt and read, "Crazy to light the world, drunk and really good." ”

The little girl Cheng Yiyuan has a more obvious dialect accent, and this person is the same when she talks to her, but she uses pure Mandarin when she reads these two lines of poetry, and her speech is clear and subdued, giving people a feeling of literary accomplishment.

Cursive as a kind of calligraphy, is not scribbling with your eyes closed, but there is a set of strict simplification standards, people who don't understand find it difficult to recognize, people who understand are not, only this one in this batch of T-shirts is wild grass, the words are very beautiful a lot, but there are almost no people who can recognize it as "self-description", Du Chunhua was a little surprised to meet a bosom friend, and asked: "Have you practiced calligraphy?"

"Yes, I usually practice playing when I have nothing to do, mainly hard pen calligraphy, I don't practice much with brushes, and I have only seen some of the more famous tablets. ”

Cheng Yiyuan is very lively and bold, and he jumped directly from the desk to the podium more than one meter away from her, picked up a piece of chalk, and said with a proud face: "My dad is a special high school teacher, and he can write chalk and pen words well! Dad, you write a few words for them to see." ”

The man was very humble, smiled and waved his hand, signaling not to be like a child, Du Chunhua used to be a teacher, and he was more sensitive to this profession, and asked: "It turns out that your father is a teacher, does he teach Chinese?"

"No, he teaches math. Cheng Yiyuan's mood changed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, he changed from pride to disdain, shook his head, shook his braids and said: "Dad, you're too stupid, isn't the algorithm just the use of arithmetic, you are a special teacher who teaches mathematics, and you only made 3 questions, I'm ashamed to say it!"

"Little sister, the algorithm is not the use of arithmetic, the two are very different. Xiao Wu felt that the little girl was very interesting, and asked with a smile: "Cheng Yiyuan, do you have a younger brother or sister named Cheng Eryuan?"

"I'm alone, I don't have any brothers and sisters, what's wrong?"

"Your father is a math teacher, and your surname is Cheng, so the name should come from a binary equation, and since there is a binary equation, there must also be a binary equation. Xiao Wu guessed blindly, and teased her: "Let me guess your father's name, is his name Cheng Fang?"

"No, you guessed wrong, my father's name is Cheng ......" Cheng Yiyuan didn't say anything halfway through, pushed her father from behind, and said: "Dad, tell them yourself, my sister-in-law said I can't call your name directly." ”

"My name is Cheng Siwei, the fourth of one, two, three, four, and the dimension of peace. Cheng Siwei was very polite, and while introducing himself, he stepped forward and shook hands with Du Chunhua and Xiao Wu, and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you." ”

"My name is Xiao Wu, and she is my sister. Xiao Wu vaguely introduced Du Chunhua, and then quipped: "Your father and daughter are really interesting, they both have numbers in their names, and now high school mathematics has begun to teach four-dimensional space?"

"Xiao Wu, I think you guessed wrong again, Mr. Cheng's name should come from "Pipe". Du Chunhua usually likes to copy classical classics when he practices calligraphy, and he recited them casually: "The state has four dimensions, one dimension is absolutely tilted, two dimensions are dangerous, three dimensions are overthrown, and four dimensions are extinguished." It can be tilted, the danger can be safe, the cover can be raised, and the destruction cannot be repeated. What are the four dimensions? One is etiquette, the second is righteousness, the third is honesty, and the fourth is shame. ”

Cheng Siwei was a little surprised, took a deep look at Du Chunhua, and said with a smile: "Actually, I only know that there are courtesy, righteousness and shame in "Zizhi Tongjian", the four dimensions of the country, the four dimensions are not open, and the country is destroyed. ”

"My surname is Wu, my surname is Du, my name is Du Chunhua, and Xiao Wu is my best friend, so I usually call me a sister. ”

"Oh, then I made a mistake, sorry. ”

At this time, Cheng Yiyuan jumped off the podium, gently kicked the big black dog resting on the ground, and then walked over with it and said to Du Chunhua, who was always holding Lin Jinyan: "Auntie, don't be afraid, my family Xiaotian is very well-behaved, I really don't bite, I don't believe you touch." ”

Du Chunhua tentatively stretched out his hand and gently touched the back of the big black dog, the black dog didn't react, just squinted his eyes, and seemed to enjoy it, so he was relieved a lot, let go of Lin Jinyan's hand, let him play with Cheng Yiyuan, and asked, "What kind of breed is this?"

"This is the Guanzhong fine dog, a very good hunting dog in ancient times, in the "Ten Horse Dogs" painted by Lang Shining for Emperor Qianlong in the Qing Dynasty, except for a Tibetan mastiff, the rest are fine dogs. Cheng Siwei's knowledge is quite complex, and he introduced: "This dog was brought home by Yuan Yuan when he was born, and now it is almost a year, he is very smart, he can understand people's words, and he will only chase it when the owner orders it or meets a rabbit, and he is usually very docile." ”

"Why let her have such a big dog, isn't it more suitable for children to raise pugs or Shih Tzus?"

"I took two senior classes last year, I was very busy with work, and I often had to go home at 11 o'clock at night. ”

Du Chunhua sighed softly, and Xiao Wu asked, "What about her mother?"

Cheng Siwei didn't answer, just shook his head slightly, Cheng Yiyuan snorted loudly next to him, and said: "She thinks my dad is too poor, and she went to Nanyue with a rich man, and she hasn't been home for several years." ”

What's the hell......

The TV series is not so twisty......

Xiao Wu is a housegirl, she is not good at hiding her emotions, and her surprise is overflowing, Du Chunhua saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, so he helped to remedy it, and changed the topic: "Teacher Cheng, are you a local netizen in Cloud City?"

"Barely count, I used to be a teacher in Jinshan County No. 1 Middle School, and I was just transferred to Yunda High School last month, and I only moved here for more than ten days, and I can't speak a word of Yuncheng's local dialect. ”

When Du Chunhua used to work in the Children's Palace, he often contacted the parents of students, and was familiar with the primary and secondary schools in Yuncheng, and knew that Yunda High School was a provincial key middle school with a high admission rate, while Jinshan County was a poor county located in a mountainous area.

Xiao Wu probably felt that idleness was idle, so it was better to find something to do, and after chatting a few words, he coaxed: "Teacher Cheng, Cheng Yiyuan just said that your chalk writing is very beautiful, why don't you write a few for us to see? Sister Chunhua's handwriting is also very good, you can communicate." ”

"In the eyes of children, everything is good as a parent, but in fact, I write in general, so I don't want it, so as not to laugh and be generous. ”

Cheng Yiyuan, who was using the big black dog as a model and scribbling on the blackboard with Lin Jinyan, turned his head and said: "Dad, be modest when you should be modest, and don't be modest when you shouldn't be modest, especially in front of beautiful women, even I understand this truth, what are you pretending to be confused?"

Xiao Wu smiled and leaned back, applauded and praised: "Cheng Yiyuan, you are so smart." ”

Du Chunhua also smiled from ear to ear and said, "Teacher Cheng, your daughter has spoken, just write a few words for us to see." ”

Cheng Siwei smiled bitterly and bent his fingers to make a gesture of knocking his head, then walked up to the podium, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote the two lines of poetry on the T-shirt on the blackboard, but instead of wild grass, it was in regular script, with clear strokes and neat handwriting, which was indeed very beautiful.

When he finished writing the first line of the poem, Xiao Wu was a little surprised and whispered: "Sister Chunhua, his words are a bit similar to Mr. Du's. ”

Du Qiu calligraphy is Chu Suiliang, Chu Suiliang, as one of the four masters of the early Tang Dynasty, has a lofty status in the history of calligraphy, far-reaching influence, and there are many people who like its style, so Du Chunhua was not very surprised, but felt a little kind, and said: "Teacher Cheng must have practiced the "Sacred Order of the Wild Goose Pagoda", and the younger brother should have a lot of common topics with him. ”

As soon as her voice fell, Du Qiu, who was introducing the Yuncheng hotline to a group of reporters and netizens in the multi-functional academic lecture hall, had a heart and couldn't help but shudder.