Cheng Xiaolou moistened his throat with saliva without a trace, and one person played two roles, and after saying such a big piece of dialogue, Rao is he also felt a little dry in his throat.

This kind of thing of one person playing two roles on stage is also the first time in his life.

If it weren't for the fact that almost everyone who is familiar with this drama can memorize it upside down, it is estimated that Cheng Xiaolou may have switched himself to schizophrenia.

Xue Pinggui for a while, Wang Baochuan for a while.

One moment men, one moment women.

One moment is charming, and the other is just ......

However, Xue Pinggui pretended to be Wang Baochuan's husband's colleague and deliberately teased her, which was just the beginning of this pair of couples who were both sad and funny.

Immediately afterwards, Xue Pinggui used a large section of Xipi Yuanban's singing voice to begin to complain in front of Wang Baochuan and pretend to be pitiful for vaccination, so as not to recognize each other at night, Wang Baochuan did not let him go to bed at night and had to kneel on the washboard.

Is it over?

This is just the beginning.

humorously teased Wang Baochuan for a while, and Xue Pinggui began to play the bitter card again.

As soon as the accompaniment turned, Cheng Xiaolou quickly adjusted his state and sang: "Brother Xue is repairing books under the moon. ”

Wang Baochuan: I asked him how he came?

Xue Pinggui: He's good.

Wang Baochuan: Ask him again about peace?

Xue Pinggui: It's also peaceful.

Wang Baochuan: Three meals of tea and rice,

Xue Pinggui: There is a small army.

Wang Baochuan: The clothes are torn,

Xue Pinggui: There are people sewing it.

Singing this, Cheng Xiaolou vividly expressed Xue Pinggui's joy and emotion when he heard that Wang Baochuan cared about him so much.

After a pause, Cheng Xiaolou secretly pretended to glance at Wang Baochuan, his face changed, and he deliberately sang with a bitter face: "Brother Xue has not been lucky in the past few years, and he has been tortured on the west road of Nazheng. ”

The meat show is coming!

Wang Baochuan, who had been thinking about her husband for 18 years, heard that her husband had been tortured, her face changed instantly, and she was busy worrying: "Have you suffered?

Xue Pinggui: That's right!

Wang Baochuan: How many fights?

Xue Pinggui: Forty military sticks.

Wang Baochuan: Hey, my hard-working husband!

Wang Baochuan's cry of sorrow came from the exit of the "husband", Cheng Xiaolou was secretly happy, snickered and deliberately continued with a straight face: "Sister-in-law doesn't have to cry bitterly, is this bitter?

Wang Baochuan: Let the old man become older!

Cheng Xiaolou sang twice without smiling: "I lost a horse in the camp!"

Hearing this, Wang Baochuan immediately became anxious, and hurriedly asked, "Is it an official horse or a private horse?"

Xue Pinggui: Naturally, it's an official horse.

Wang Baochuan: Since you are an official horse, shouldn't you pay for it?

Xue Pinggui: Even if he doesn't pay!

Wang Baochuan: How can he have a lot of money to lose horses?

Cheng Xiaolou smiled lightly, said "Naturally", and then added another sentence and sang: "Because of the loss of the horse, I borrowed ten taels of silver." ”

Wang Baochuan: How much money and food do you eat in the barracks?

Xue Pinggui: One copy.

Wang Baochuan: What about my husband?

Xue Pinggui: It's also a copy.

Wang Baochuan: You are the same, how can you have money to lend to him?

Xue Pinggui: My eldest brother Xue is a merry man, and he spends his money with all his heart. Those who serve in the army are from poor backgrounds, so they can accumulate them and borrow them for other use.

Wang Baochuan: That's not right!

Xue Pinggui: What?

Wang Baochuan: My Xue Lang, he is also from a poor background, and he never knows how to spend money!

Xue Pinggui: Oh, Brother Xue, I only learned today that you are also from a poor background!

Wang Baochuan: He made fun of me!

Xue Pinggui: The profit is calculated as twenty taels, and he has never paid me back half a cent.

Wang Baochuan: You should ask him!

Xue Pinggui: It's in vain if he doesn't have anything.

Wang Baochuan: You should also ask him for scolding!

Xue Pinggui: Wouldn't it hurt the harmony of my friends?

Wang Baochuan: What is the belt in your waist?

Xue Pinggui: Self-defense sword.

Wang Baochuan: Ah, if you kill him, you should ask him!

Xue Pinggui: Don't you pay for your life if you kill someone!

Wang Baochuan: Do you mean that you don't want this silver?

Xue Pinggui: Well, there is a way that is hard to give up good money!

Wang Baochuan: Let the old man become older!

Cheng Xiaolou sang here on stage, in fact, through his superb performance, Liu Fengying and others in the audience saw that Wang Baochuan had begun to doubt, and even came back to his senses, but he didn't break it on the spot, and deliberately blocked Xue Pinggui with words.

The smart Xue Pinggui also saw that Wang Baochuan was suspicious, and knew that he couldn't continue to play the bitter card anymore, and it was time to sacrifice Wang Bang.

Therefore, Cheng Xiaolou turned the topic back to the keyword "husband and wife", and sang: "The second time I went to the camp to ask for it, he said, 'In Chang'an City, there is a Wang Baochuan. ’”

Wang Baochuan glared at him and said sharply: "Stop! Wang Baochuan should be yours?"

Xue Pinggui replied weakly: No.

Wang Baochuan: I owe you?

Xue Pinggui: I don't owe it.

Wang Baochuan: What do you want her to do?

Xue Pinggui: Let me ask you, this father's debt?

Wang Baochuan: Zi is returned.

Xue Pinggui: What about the husband's debt?

Wang Baochuan: Wife......

Xue Pinggui: How is your wife?

Wang Baochuan: My wife doesn't care!

When Xue Pinggui heard this, hey, this stupid girl has been working hard in the cold kiln for eighteen years, but her brain is turning very fast, and she is not fooled.

Cheng Xiaolou raised his eyebrows, and suddenly said thoughtfully: "Oh! She pushed it clean! In my opinion, this sweat has to come out of this patient's body!"

Cheng Xiaolou used his expression and workmanship on the stage, as if there was really a Wang Baochuan in front of him looking at him, and deliberately sang with a grievance: "Brother Xue has no money to sell his wife, and he sells his sister-in-law to the people who are in the army." ”

Hearing that her husband actually sold herself to someone else, Wang Baochuan was not as angry as Xue Pinggui imagined, but asked quietly: Which one is a soldier?

Xue Pinggui: It's me.

Wang Baochuan: What is the proof?

Xue Pinggui: There is a documentary evidence!

Wang Baochuan: Show me.

Xue Pinggui: Uh! The note was taken by you, and the three handfuls were torn apart, and the people who served the army would not be left with two people's money!

Wang Baochuan: In your opinion?

Xue Pinggui: In my opinion, go to Qiancun, invite three old and four young people, and see the same thing.

Wang Baochuan: Is this serious?

Xue Pinggui: Seriously!

Wang Baochuan: Sure enough?

Xue Pinggui: Which one can't coax you!

Wang Baochuan, played by Cheng Xiaolou, finally couldn't help it when he heard this, and cried with excitement and sadness: "Ah!

Pointing at Xiliang and scolding loudly, the unrighteous robber scolded a few times. The wife didn't bring the prime minister into the house for you, and the wife lost the father-daughter relationship for you. Since the son-in-law sold the slaves, who are the people of the three media and the six certificates?"

This paragraph of Xipi Six Fingers Cheng Xiaolou sang both sad and resentful, painful and angry, even if he was alone on the stage, Liu Fengying and others in the audience seemed to be able to clearly see that although Wang Baochuan sang "pointing at Xiliang and scolding", in fact, he stared at Xue Pinggui without blinking.