"Well, your problem," Xiao Shuai didn't tease Sun Wei anymore, turned his head and glanced at Wang Weimin, and said serious nonsense: "It's very serious." I just saw that your face was black with a bad breath, and I am afraid that something bad has happened. But don't be afraid, since you and I have a fate to meet me today, I will reluctantly help you take a look. ”

"Okay, okay!" Wang Weimin's voice trembled: "Then master, let's go over here?"

"Eh, don't be in a hurry for a while," Xiao Shuai instantly changed into a high-ranking appearance, and said: "After all, please be sincere to God, look at your sloppy appearance now, I am afraid that it will cause the disgust of the fairy family, and it is estimated that it will not work when the time comes, so you go back to bathe and change clothes now, clean up well, if there is a god of wealth at home, you can worship well, and bring two red cloth strips when you go out, remember, don't forget." I also have to go back and prepare well, ask the God of Wealth and his old man, and then do it for you when the time comes. ”

Wang Weimin: "!!"

Sure enough, it's a master, look at the strength of other people's profession!

It's just two words, awesome! Lao Tzu's bad luck has been saved!

"Cheng, Cheng!" Wang Weimin turned his head and ran out, ran two steps and came back: "Master, how can I find you?"

"Didn't you say it, I'm next door, you can just come over later. ”

"Cheng! I'm going to bathe and change clothes, worship the God of Wealth and prepare red cloth strips, the master must wait for me!"

Seeing Wang Weimin run away, Sun Wei was simply dumbfounded, and he was unwilling to put five hundred and eighty-five yuan on the counter, and then asked curiously: "Brother, do you have to bathe and change clothes for this matter? Do you have to prepare red cloth strips? Is it more accurate to see this way?"

"No," Xiao Shuai took a light breath, and then said leisurely: "It's more expensive." ”

"System: +66 red points from Sun Wei!"

Wahahahaha!

Saying goodbye to Sun Wei, Xiao Shuai returned to his shop, and he was so excited that he was about to cry!

Great, my brother actually has such an awesome system possessed, and the peak of life is just around the corner!

No, you have to quickly figure out what system this is, this is related to my brother's career in the future!

"System," Thinking of this, Xiao Shuai hurriedly called the system: "Is the system there?"

System: "Yes, host, please." ”

"This function is awesome!" Xiao Shuai's excited scalp was about to steam: "This emoji eye is invincible after it is opened!Is there a time limit?"

System: "The Eye of the Emoji feature can be redeemed every 500 red points until 0:00 on the same day." In addition, it is forbidden to use this function to participate in gambling in the future, otherwise the system will deduct 100,000 red points. ”

Xiao Shuai: "!!"

As soon as the system finished saying this, Xiao Shuai broke out in a cold sweat!

After deducting 100,000 yuan, why can you still play in the future?! Fortunately, it didn't make a big deal today, God bless God bless!

However, 500 points can last until the end of the day, which is a bit difficult!

"The system," Xiao Shuai continued to ask, "By the way, what can be enlightened?

System: "Everything on the host can be enlightened." From the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, ears, down to clothes, shoes, mobile phones, and even the host's little dingding can be turned on. ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

it? Little Ding Ding can open the light?!

Xiao Shuai: "After this consecration, is it bigger, stronger and more durable?"

System: "Those are just additional functions, after Xiao Ding Ding turns on the light, you can set your child's attributes, including gender, adult appearance, height and weight, etc., can be set." In addition, if the host does not want to have a child, it is not necessary to wear a condom to ensure that the woman will not become pregnant. ”

Xiao Shuai: "!!"

At that moment, Xiao Shuai was so excited that he was about to cry!

He is twenty-five years old this year, and he will soon talk about getting married! Who doesn't want to have two beautiful, healthy, and healthy children?!

Now do you hear the system say? As long as Xiao Ding Ding turns on the light, not to mention giving birth to boys and girls, even the appearance or something can be set!

You don't even have to bring a condom when you don't want to give birth!

What an awesome thing this is!

When the time comes, Lao Tzu will snap in the living room!

Bang in the kitchen!

Bang on the balcony!

Bang in the bathroom!

Empty big!

Love!

"6666666666666666666666!" Xiao Shuai shouted more than 100 66666 in a row, and then asked the system: "System, how many red points do you need to open the light for Xiao Ding Ding?

System: "The permanent little dingding light requires 666666 points." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Why don't you die?! 666666 the hell when do you have to earn it?!

System: "The system thinks that with the appearance of the host, this number is not far off. ”

"Well, what you said is indeed very reasonable," Xiao Shuai instantly changed into a serious face, and said: "I think with my appearance, just one stop on the street is a steady stream of red eyes, so it's decided, hahaha!"

He was smug for a moment, and then asked, "System, what conditions do you need for the next thing to be light?"

System: "After the host's turnover reaches 10,000, the system will be upgraded, and the next light can be opened, the current turnover: 0, the host refuels." ”

Xiao Shuai: "......"

The turnover is 10,000, when does this have to be earned?

Then the system added: "Please earn 10,000 yuan within ten days, otherwise the system will determine that the host's ability is not good and start looking for the next host." ”

Xiao Shuai: "!!"

Make money, you have to make money! Otherwise, if such a crazy and cool system is replaced, won't it be the end of the calf?!

Whether you can reach the pinnacle of life depends on it!

"Oh!" Xiao Shuai responded, now that he had figured out the opening requirements of this system, Xiao Shuai immediately began to change his robe - after all, although wearing this thing will not enhance the effect of seeing things, it can increase the income of watching things, that is money!

After tidying up, after Xiao Shuai's side was all seated, the door of the store was pushed open, and Wang Weimin, who had finished bathing and changing, walked in cautiously with a woman: "Master, master, I'm here!" and then introduced to Xiao Shuai: "This is my daughter-in-law." ”

Wang Weimin's daughter-in-law is medium-looking, her eyes are staring at Xiao Shuai very cautiously, and the most important thing is that she also has an expression on her head!

It was a white villain's expression, his hands pinched around his waist, and there were six big words on the top of the villain's head - "Cure all kinds of liars!"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Are you here to fight the fake or what?