"This is the master you are talking about?" Wang Weimin's daughter-in-law looked at Xiao Shuai, obviously a little unexpected, and said: "Can you do it at such a young age, I always feel a little unreliable." Then he involuntarily added: "But it's quite handsome......"

Oh, for the sake of this sentence, we won't bother with you......

"It's sister-in-law, right?" Xiao Shuai nodded with a smile and said, "Come, sit down first." ”

After the two of them sat down, Xiao Shuai began to introduce himself.

After all, doing this business does not mean that anyone can do it, regardless of whether it is true or not, you must first be able to blow it......

So Xiao Shuai very calmly took out a set of words that he had thought of before: "I have been a sixteen-generation feng shui master from my ancestors, my ancestors have seen feng shui for the emperor back then, and my grandfather is the founding president of the Huaxia Kanyu Yi Metaphysics Association, a gold medal feng shui master, the first person in Chinese architectural feng shui, a senior Chinese medicine doctor, and the winner of the 'Global Zhouyi Culture Lifetime Achievement Award'. It is also blessed to my generation, I opened my eyes at the age of sixteen, and currently serves as the spokesperson of the immortal family in the world. ”

He said a lot of this, of course the content is fake, if it was pure bragging before, now it is different!

The eye of the emoji, as soon as you open your eyes, you can see the poop pattern on your head, and ask if you are afraid?!

Xiao Shuai's words were wild, Wang Weimin didn't know what to do, and his daughter-in-law was obviously a little unimpressed, but after all, her husband was by her side, and she still had to give face, so she sat on the sofa and stared at Xiao Shuai without saying a word. The villain on the door of his head kept rolling his eyes there—"Blow, blow, blow! Is the Jade Emperor your relative?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Brother's relative is the system, SYSTEM, are you not convinced?!

Wang Weimin had seen Xiao Shuai's magic with his own eyes, but he believed it very much, and said: "Yes, yes, what the master said is." Master, when do you think we're going to start?"

"This is not in a hurry, I will say it in advance," Xiao Shuai smiled, with a high-spirited face, and said: "Please ask the immortal family to help you break the evil and eliminate the disaster is to receive some offerings, the specific amount depends on whether your matter is big or not, if you agree with this, then we can start." If you don't agree, then please be smart. ”

"No problem, no problem, I understand the rules," Wang Weimin nodded desperately, and then asked cautiously: "Master, how much does this cost cost?"

"What's the cost," Xiao Shuai subconsciously planned to say two hundred according to his previous experience, but before he could speak, the system spoke-

System: "This level charges 2,000 for one thing, and counter-offers are prohibited." ”

Xiao Shuai: "!!"

, as soon as you open your mouth, it's two thousand, you're not afraid of scaring people away?!

Xiao Shuai said frantically: "System, other people are looking at things for three hundred and five hundred, and you will need two thousand for this mouth, they will definitely not be able to do it!"

System: "Does anyone else have a system?"

Xiao Shuai: "No ......"

System: "Are others as handsome as you?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

What a dead end!

Xiao Shuai: "Two thousand! It's just two thousand! Not a dime less!"

"Ahem," Xiao Shuai coughed lightly twice, and then said, "I discussed it with Taiyi Tianzun just now, and Tianzun said that according to your current situation, you need at least two thousand yuan." ”

When he said this number, he was really very apprehensive, and the truth did not disappoint him, Wang Weimin's daughter-in-law immediately shouted when she heard this number: "Two thousand! So expensive! You are robbing money! We are only two hundred in other people's eyes!"

Her shouting was similar to the screams when she was insulted, which made Xiao Shuai's ears numb.

"This lady," Xiao Shuai asked her with a smile, "You have seen it from others, so has your husband changed his luck?"

"This ......" Wang Weimin's daughter-in-law hesitated for a moment, and then shook her head helplessly: "That's not true." ”

"Isn't this over," Xiao Shuai was blessed by the system, full of confidence, and said: "I can guarantee that I can achieve excellent results in my opinion, let me put it this way, you spend two thousand with me, and the harvest is definitely far beyond this amount." ”

He said this, but in his heart he desperately muttered in front of the system: "The system, it's up to you whether my brother can do it or not, I used to say something nice to make the other party happy and make a hard-earned money, but this time it's out of the way! Two thousand yuan! If it doesn't work, Lao Tzu can't do this business in the future!"

System: "Is Moutai fake?"

Xiao Shuai shook his head: "No." ”

System: "Is the scratch card fake?"

Xiao Shuai: "Not really. ”

System: "Then you're afraid of a hammer?"

Xiao Shuai: "......"

Eh, it makes sense! We're afraid of a hammer with such an awesome system!

To be honest, two thousand yuan is not a small number, but it is obvious that Wang Weimin has also been hard enough during this time, he gritted his teeth, and then said: "Cheng, then take a look first!"

Her daughter-in-law said: "Look at the reverse line, but you have to say that we won't give money if you can't see it." ”

"Yes, no problem," Xiao Shuai nodded with a smile and said, "Then let's start here." Mr. Wang, if you have any problems, I can help you solve them. ”

"Cheng," Wang Weimin nodded, and then said: "I've been unlucky lately to the point where I can't stuff my teeth when I drink cold water, and I want to know what it is because of it now, and if there is any way to crack it." ”

"Well, come over and sit in front of me, and I'll take a closer look. Xiao Shuai beckoned to the king.

Wang Weimin immediately sat cautiously in front of Xiao Shuai, and his posture was like that of a primary school student......

"Judging from your physiognomy," Xiao Shuai took a closer look at his physiognomy, then closed his eyes and thought about it carefully, and said, "It's not an unlucky phase, it was relatively smooth sailing in the past." So the problem is not with your physiognomy. You give me your ID card and I'll take a look. ”

"Okay," Wang Weimin quickly took out his ID card and handed it over.

"Well," Xiao Shuai took his ID card and said while looking at it: "Your date of birth is August 28, 1987, which is the fifth day of the seventh lunar month. Do you know the exact time?"

"I know," Wang Weimin hurriedly said: "At 4:09 in the morning, I received the marriage certificate on March 24, 2014." ”

"Okay," Xiao Shuai immediately took a pen and began to write on the paper-"At 4:09 a.m. on the fifth day of the seventh lunar month in 1987, I got married on March 24, 2014. ”

This is actually a habitual action, after all, the business of a dry feng shui physiognomist needs to often write down the customer's information on paper to deduce.

But I used to write it, but today it's different!

After all, there is a system!

SYSTEM!

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