Chapter 34: Looks like eating

Tang Ming's face was blue and white when he was smiling at Lin Zhixin, and he was so angry that he almost turned his back on it, but the black face Xu Hei forced the water pipe full of feces into Tang Ming's hand at this time.

"Do you want to be my apprentice? If you want to be my apprentice, don't squeak, quickly pack up your things and leave. ”

Lin Zhixin, who was holding a mobile phone in her hand, hurriedly took a photo of Tang Ming holding a large fecal water pipe, and a big special photo came to Tang Ming in a panic, and the distant and recent photos were taken.

Tang Ming was still in a daze, and Lin Zhixin ran away with her mobile phone.

"Don't go, as long as you delete the photo, we can say anything. ”

Tang Ming hurriedly caught up, and Lin Zhixin, who had already walked into the elevator, shook the mobile phone in her hand happily at the moment the elevator door closed, and said, "See you at the campus forum!"

It's over, it's over, Tang Mingjue's time is really over, Lin Zhixin doesn't eat hard and soft to Tang Ming, even if he is allowed to catch up, Lin Zhixin will not delete the photo.

Tang Ming was too lazy to chase Lin Zhixin again, he only waited for his handsome photos to be put on the forum.

Sure enough, half an hour later, an explosive message appeared in the campus forum, although there was a mosaic on his face, as long as anyone who knew Tang Ming could tell at a glance that that person was Tang Ming.

The message is written like this: The new plaything of the second generation of so-and-so, the pit dances.

The first picture is a teenager holding a long water pipe full of dung, the second picture is a big manure truck, and the third picture is a septic tank.

Tang Ming knew that this time people all over the world thought he was mentally ill, and sure enough, he said goodbye to Xu Hei and went home before he opened the door, and the three pairs of eyes of the Li family's parents and Aunt Zhang stared at him, and their eyes looked at him like a research monster.

The information in the campus forum was originally unknown to Tang Hao, but Tang Ming's cousin Tang Feng was also in the same school as Tang Ming, but one grade higher than Tang Ming.

Tang Feng saw that Tang Ming had become the laughing stock of the whole school, and he also told Li Lu this important information under the banner of caring about him.

Li Lu looked at Tang Ming holding the water pipe full of feces in her hand, and she was so frightened that she almost passed out.

Li Lu forwarded those photos to Tang Hao, who was at work, Tang Hao thought that Tang Ming might really be mentally ill, he didn't even want to go to work, he left a lot of things in the company and ran home.

Tang Ming knew that something was wrong when he looked at everyone's eyes, but he still pretended to be relaxed and said, "Everyone is here!"

The three members of the family didn't speak, just stared at Tang Ming.

In order to ease the atmosphere, Tang Ming picked up the apple on the table and prepared to stuff it into his mouth.

"Have you washed your hands?"

Li Lu's voice shouted sharply, and the volume suddenly rose in the quiet living room, startling everyone, especially Tang Ming hurriedly put down the apple in his hand.

"Okay! I'll wash my hands before eating. ”

Tang Ming put down the apple, and in his heart, he had already greeted Lin Zhixin's ancestors for eighteen generations.

Aunt Zhang said to the back of Tang Ming, who was walking towards the kitchen: "Wash it a few more times, and after washing it with hand sanitizer, remember to wash it a few more times with disinfectant." ”

Tang Ming watched their reaction to him, and he didn't have to think about it to know that they must have seen the picture of him grabbing a hose full of feces.

Tang Hao whispered: "I'll also go to the kitchen, I want to watch him wash his hands and see if he washes his hands." ”

Li Lu said: "I'll also go and take a look, and by the way, I will also wash this apple that Xiao Ming grabbed with his hands." ”

Aunt Zhang said: "I know best where the hand sanitizer and disinfectant in the kitchen are placed, so I went to help Xiao Ming find hand sanitizer and disinfectant, so that he wouldn't say he couldn't find it and didn't wash his hands." ”

So the three of them all walked to the kitchen, and the three of them stared at Tang Ming with six eyes to wash their hands.

Of course, Tang Ming knew the reason why they were staring at him and washing his hands, but they didn't know what to say, and Tang Ming was also pretending to be stupid.

Tang Hao and the three of them stared at Tang Ming and washed their hands with hand sanitizer three times, and then washed their hands with disinfectant three more times, and the three of them who tied their faces eased their faces a little. ]

Tang Ming washed his hands and returned to the living room under the siege of Tang Hao and the three of them, Tang Ming looked at the strange eyes of the three of them, and he could only sigh in his heart.

Tang Ming has experienced telling the truth in the hospital and being treated as a psychopath, and he will never tell the truth to them again.

Liaring, lying is better than telling the truth, Tang Ming thought in his heart how to tell a perfect lie to block their mouths.

But now Tang Ming's mind has been blank by them, and he can't make up any kind of story.

Tang Ming reached out again and picked up the apple on the table to eat, Tang Hao and the three of them looked at Tang Ming's expression as if they were eating.

Li Lu kicked Tang Hao's foot with his foot, and motioned to Tang Hao to ask Tang Ming why he wanted to build a septic tank as a flush toilet.

Tang Hao knew that as the head of the family, he couldn't escape anything at home.

"Tang Ming, you can tell me why you are thinking about what kind of flush toilet and what kind of septic tank to build now?"

Tang Ming couldn't find a good reason, and he could only say what he said to Aunt Zhang again.

"Seeing how fun the toilet was, I suddenly wanted to look into the toilet and septic tank. Tang Ming pretended to smile lightly and said.

Li Lu didn't believe Tang Ming's words at all, she said in a shrill voice: "What is there to study the? Don't do those things again in the future, looking at the photo of you holding the tube, I feel disgusting now." ”

"It's all excreted from the human body, what's disgusting, those work that dung diggers can do, why can't I do it?"

Tang Ming listened to what Li Lu said, he was not in a good mood, and he was still anxious to know how to get that flush toilet to help little Tang Ming in ancient times!

"Who are they, who are you, and how can you compare with them?"

How did Li Lu feel that she didn't know Tang Ming anymore, if it weren't for the birthmark on Tang Ming's body, she really thought that the Tang Ming in front of her was not the Tang Ming she used to be.

"There is no distinction between high and low work, and I can do the work that others can do. Although our family is rich, in the final analysis, it is not an ordinary person, and it is not a god who descends to earth, so there is nothing remarkable. ”

Li Lu's lungs were about to explode by Tang Ming's words, their family's money made Tang Ming live a carefree and wealthy life since he was a child, and in the end he was accused by Tang Ming of being nothing remarkable.

Tang Hao looked at Li Lu's face, he knew that Li Lu was already furious.

Tang Hao touched Li Lu's arm and shook his head, signaling her not to get excited.

"You're right, you go back to your room to rest first, and I'll talk to your mother first. ”

Tang Ming breathed a sigh of relief and walked to the second floor, glad that he had been fooled again this time.