"Uncle, a person's ability does not depend on the size of his body, and he will not starve to death if he lacks strength and brain. ”

Tang Ming looked at the black-faced man who was as strong as a cow, he must have compared his figure with others, and he felt that he was incapable if he had little strength.

The black-faced man shook his head and said, "The problem is that kid has no strength, no brains, stupid like a pig, how can such a person feed my daughter?"

Tang Ming really didn't expect that the black-faced man who looked straightforward would comment on a person like this, didn't he realize that he looked stupid like a pig?

"How can we force others to choose? I think you should respect your daughter's choice. ”

Tang Ming originally came to talk to the big man about how to build a flush toilet septic tank, but he really didn't expect that what he was talking about now was the outlook on life.

The black-faced man listened to Tang Ming's words, his face became even darker, and he gasped and said, "If I hadn't respected my daughter's choice, I would have beaten that kid and called my mother to fuck me." Now I just want you, a handsome guy, to hang around a little more in front of my daughter, so that she knows that there are many men in the world, and don't choose that kid who can't do civil or military affairs. ”

Tang Ming was praised as a handsome guy, he laughed unconsciously, and said that he didn't wear a fart for thousands of years, which was really right.

Tang Ming originally only planned to learn to build a flush toilet septic tank with the black-faced man, but now he actually decided to help the black-faced uncle establish a correct view of mate selection.

"If it's just hanging around in front of your daughter, I can still help with this, and I won't do anything else. ”

The black-faced man looked at Tang Ming and was overjoyed, and he immediately said: "Okay, good, good, you will be my Xu Hei's apprentice in the future, I will definitely pass on all the skills to you, and make you a famous dung pit king within a radius of a hundred miles." ”

Tang Ming didn't want to be the king of the manure pit, he just wanted to learn to build a flush toilet septic tank, and he would be happy to be able to help little Tang Ming in ancient times.

Tang Ming didn't want to learn the skills of digging out dung, he thought about coaxing Xu Hei to teach him how to build a flush toilet septic tank and then he withdrew.

"Master, when will you teach me to build a flush toilet septic tank?"

Tang Ming thought that he should be able to learn it in one day, but after learning it, he slipped away, and he would no longer contact Xu Hei in the future, but what he didn't expect was that Xu Hei actually asked him to start learning by digging dung.

How could Tang Ming have time to learn to dig dung? Not to mention that he didn't want to learn to dig dung.

Tang Ming thought that if his parents knew that he was learning to dig dung from others, they didn't know what they would think.

Tang Ming was really worried, would they not say anything and take him directly to a mental hospital?

Tang Ming also felt that if he hadn't helped little Tang Ming learn the knowledge of making a flush toilet septic tank in ancient times, he would not have been able to find someone to learn how to make a flush toilet septic tank.

"If we can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and if we want to become the best toilet septic tank master, we have to start by digging out a lot of manure. ”

Tang Ming almost cried, he started to learn from digging out dung, and he couldn't learn to make a flush toilet septic tank until the Year of the Monkey?

Tang Ming himself is not in a hurry, but in ancient times, little Tang Ming was in a hurry!

Xiao Tang Ming was still anxious to explain to those ancient people who didn't believe that he could make a non-smelly flush toilet and the principle that the flush toilet didn't smell!

Tang Ming also knew that he was a high school student, and he was a rich second generation, if according to normal thinking, he and Xu Hei would not be able to fight together for eight lifetimes.

Now he is following Xu Hei, a bastard who digs up a lot of dung, if he lets others know, he must think that there is something wrong with his brain.

"Master, I just want to know how that flush toilet septic tank is made, so you can teach me that first! ”

Tang Ming thought that he quickly withdrew after learning quickly, and he must not be seen following a dung digger to learn how to dig dung.

Tang Ming was really afraid of anything, he actually saw Lin Zhixin walking towards the community.

Tang Ming knew that Lin Zhixin usually had to find something to step on him, if she saw that he was learning to dig dung next to a dung digger, then he would definitely become a dung digger who everyone in the school knew.

Tang Ming hurriedly hid behind the dung truck, praying in his heart that Lin Zhixin would never see him.

But Lin Zhixin had already seen him, and she ran towards Tang Ming excitedly as if she had discovered a new continent.

The worst thing is that at this time, Xu Hei actually said: "Boy, come here and put this in the car." ”

Xu Hei handed the black water pipe full of feces to Tang Ming, Tang Ming looked at the water pipe, he almost vomited.

"Boy, you have to remember that if you want to be a good manure digger, you have to be not afraid of getting dirty. ”

Tang Ming looked at Lin Zhixin, who had a shocked expression like swallowing a dead fly, he really wanted to die.

"Tang Ming, is your family really bankrupt? It's incredible enough to take the bus, and now you actually come to dig up a lot of dung. ”

Lin Zhixin looked Tang Ming up and down a few times from beginning to end, and that look really made Tang Ming want to dig a hole in the ground.

"Who said I was here to dig up dung, I came here to play. After Tang Ming finished speaking, he regretted it, where to play, he wouldn't come to the dung pit to play!

Lin Zhixin laughed out loud and said, "I really didn't expect Tang Ershao's hobby to be so strange and come to play by the." ”