Getting together in the Internet café, of course, is inseparable from playing games, the two immediately started the death cross heads-up, Ma Dawei promised not to use AK first, and chased Wu Di all over the map with a small pistol.

"Haha, your skills are still so good!Do you know how difficult it was for Lao Tzu to take you to beat the four of them back then!" Soon, Ma Dawei led 3-0.

"Without Lao Tzu's foil, how can you show that you are awesome. ”

606 dormitory CF, Emperor Wu's task is to give the opposite side a head, so as to ensure that the opposite side will not lose confidence because of Ma Dawei's superb skills.

Emperor Wu would give his life in time when they were facing a nervous breakdown and dropped the keyboard, so that they could see the hope of continuing to play and issue slogans such as "Kill the dog".

After two big rounds, Emperor Wu's stomach began to growl, Ma Dawei didn't seem to have eaten dinner, and the two boxes of instant noodles were not hungry at all.

"Masturbation!"

Emperor Wu's idea was strongly endorsed by Ma Dawei.

As summer approaches, the university town is lined with barbecue stands. The biggest advantage of students is that they don't pick, they can eat anything, once the barbecue eaten by six people in the dormitory was stinky, a dollar and a string, but they still swallowed two cases of beer, and they were very happy, and they went back to the dormitory to cry wolf.

Thirty skewers of meat, thirty-five flowers, four chicken wings, four kidneys, a plate of roasted brain flowers, a plate of edamame, and countless beers waited.

The waist was specially ordered by Ma Dawei to Emperor Wu, saying that he would win glory for the country by fighting abroad, and he would make up for it.

Emperor Wu punched this kid hard, what is it called winning glory for the country, as if our domestic girls are worse than them!

"You are the sixth, I am the fifth, come to the sixth brother, and have a glass with your fifth brother!"

"You can't find a daughter-in-law, your mouth has made a great contribution to you!" Emperor Wu said, the two of them clinked glasses fiercely, the sound was very loud, and the proprietress who still had charm was very distressed from a distance.

The whole snack street is very lively, and small wooden sticks of meat skewers can be seen everywhere on the ground. The vast majority of people who come here are students, and students from colleges and universities come to this group of demons to dance at night and release themselves.

After pouring a sip of draft beer, Emperor Wu suddenly remembered something, "Cheng Xu didn't stay here after graduation, give him a call, almost forgot about him!"

"Cheng Xu......? Gone, back to my hometown. Ma Dawei stammered a little.

"I've gone back to my hometown, this grandson doesn't speak in the group, I thought he was squatting. Emperor Wu took a bite of the hot meat skewers, and it was still the same taste.

Ma Dawei echoed: "Yes...... Ah, this ghost place is not good to stay, so Cheng Xu went back. ”

Emperor Wu vaguely felt that he seemed to be hiding something, could it be that something happened to Cheng Xu and it was difficult to speak? After repeated questioning, Ma Dawei still insisted that Cheng Xu had returned to his hometown to work.

After eating a few barbecue sticks, the two of them had already poured three glasses of draft beer each, first bragging and then reminiscing about their school days, and then looking forward to the future.

When it comes to the future, Ma Dawei feels bleak, he is very envious of Emperor Wu's sudden development, and from then on, the bride price of the bride price mother-in-law has nothing to do with him.

"Dawei, my money is equivalent to falling from the sky, if there is anything to greet me, don't be polite to me. "Emperor Wu is telling the truth.

Without the Shennong inheritance, he might go to work as a programmer, but that was not the life that Emperor Wu wanted.

Ma Dawei smiled bitterly and shook his head, "Brother, although my old horse is a little confused, but Lao Tzu has backbone, Lao Tzu must rely on his true skills to lay down a world in the City of Dreams! When the time comes, Lao Tzu will go to Australia to buy a ranch, right next to you!"

The dream capital is a joking name for Shanghai by the brothers, and for a few young people from ordinary backgrounds, it is like a flower in a dream, forever separated by a veil.

'Okay! I'll wait for that day!'

The two of them drank a glass in one gulp, and they were already starting to get a little drunk.

In fact, Ma Dawei wanted to cry very much, he envied Emperor Wu's luck, and even a little jealous, he began to complain about the injustice of God, but there was no way but to lay down his body and work hard, waiting for the day when the sun rose for himself.

Alcohol is a good thing, it is easy to make people pour out a lot of whimsical ideas, Emperor Wu has a new idea, go back to the university to see, Ma Dawei can't stop sticking a thumbs up to this proposal.

"Boss, pack, take another 30 skewers of meat, 6 bottles of green beer!" Emperor Wu shouted to the barbecue stall owner.

The boss knew that Ma Dawei was a regular customer, so he deliberately waived the money for two bottles of beer. David often eats wontons here, plus two roasts.

Emperor Wu was carrying a skewer, Ma Dawei was carrying a beer, and the two walked slowly towards the west wall of South China University.

The west wall is close to the playground, and there is a small low tree outside that can be climbed into.

There are often cigarette butts under the small tree, and most of the students who return late will smoke a cigarette there slowly, review the beautiful nightlife, and then climb.

As a result, the Western Wall became the focus of the school's security, but there was nothing that could not be solved by a single cigarette, and if there were, it was two.

Emperor Wu and Ma Dawei were lucky today, there were no security guards on duty here.

In the past, Ma Dawei was the first to crawl over cleanly, but this time, Emperor Wu relied on the body transformed by the spirit of Shennong to climb over the two-meter-high wall without much effort.

"I'm getting old, I didn't expect you to be able to climb up. Ma Dawei sat on the wall with his legs between his legs and sighed, he lit a cigarette without hurry, and smoked leisurely.

"Come down quickly, summon the security guards in a moment, and then send us to the bureau!" Emperor Wu shouted at him with a meat skewer.

The security guards will be open to their students, but they will not be polite to people outside the school, even if you are an excellent graduate of the previous year.

Ma Dawei not only did not come down, but also pointed out the country slowly, "What's the hurry, can my alma mater be in such a hurry to get rid of me? This is my second mother! Besides, a cigarette after dinner is a living immortal." ”

"Come down!" came a thick cry in the distance.

"Your second mother sent someone to arrest you!"

Emperor Wu's worries became a reality, and the security guard trotted over to this side with a flashlight.

The security guards recruited now are all young people around 30 years old, which is much faster than the uncle a few years ago!

Ma Dawei changed his expression of calmness, he couldn't care about pinching the cigarette, he jumped off the wall with his fart, and the two of them ran to the north with their legs!

There is a playground and a grove behind it, and according to previous experience, even if you win by running to the playground, the security guards don't bother to chase after you.

The two ran as if they were running for their lives, Ma Dawei was impressed by Emperor Wu, who had been two positions ahead of him, and said as he ran: "That's right, old six, I'm going outside to practice as a Saiyan!"

"Can you not be happy doing farm work all day!"

Emperor Wu only exerted seven points of strength, if he used all his strength, he would have left Ma Dawei behind.

Running to the playground, the two threw their things on the ground and sat on the ground, panting for breath.

Ma Dawei suddenly punched Emperor Wu fiercely, and Leng Buding was punched in the chest, and Emperor Wu almost lost his breath.

"You're sick. ”

"I'll see if you're still not human. ”

"You're not human. ”

"It's why people ran so fast. ”

"It's because Lao Tzu is a talent who runs so fast. ”

Emperor Wu spread out the bag of meat skewers, easily opened two bottles of beer, handed one bottle to Ma Dawei, and picked up the other bottle and poured it in a big gulp.

After running for a few hundred meters and sweating, the feeling of drinking beer again is refreshing, just like running home after playing football as a child and sticking your head in the tank to drink tap water.

Looking at Ma Dawei, who was panting on the ground, Emperor Wu remembered the scene when he saw this goods for the first time.

On the day of the report, Emperor Wu had just entered the door with his luggage on his back and found a non-mainstream yellow hair drying smoke on the windowsill, and seven or eight wet red tower mountains were placed on the small windowsill.

High school will be not mainstream, this yellow hair is like a social gangster, seeing a roommate enter the door, he immediately stepped forward to help with the luggage and handed Emperor Wu a red tower mountain with a smile.

Emperor Wu was afraid that there was a drug in the cigarette, so he didn't dare to smoke it, Huang Mao said that the cigarette box fell into the water, and he was reluctant to keep a box of seven pieces, and he would smoke it when it was dried.

He is Ma Dawei.

Later, the other four people in the dormitory all arrived, Emperor Wu was surprised, looking at a very energetic young man, his intelligence was also normal, and he actually applied for the major of invertebrate linguistics.

At that time, Emperor Wu thought that those who applied for this major were either scholars who sacrificed themselves to dedicate themselves to science, or they had mental problems, but these five people looked neither like scholars nor mental illnesses.

The last question, the two are ordered to obey the adjustment, the organization is here, and the other two are idle, and they want to talk about life with earthworms and grasshoppers, including Ma Dawei.

Dawei was originally hopeless in the South China University exam, and he didn't know which tendon was wrong during the college entrance examination, so he was stunned to score 559 points by his extraordinary performance.

This kid has always been like this, he usually doesn't read books and just plays games, and the exam crushes the reading school headed by the scholar Yang Mingzhe like a god.

In the end, the brothers unanimously concluded that Ma Dawei was an invertebrate mixed with the human class, and he didn't need to learn the language of his own race!

The two of them sat on the grass and drank beer to review the happy days of college, and in the distance there were several young couples discussing the mysteries of life in the grove, the sound was a little loud, and even the girl's cheerful shouts could be heard.

Dawei was embarrassed to go over to study, but was stopped by Emperor Wu.

Now it is not easy for men in society, people are at the peak of extreme physical excitement, and a person comes out of nowhere, it is estimated that men will be scared of impotence, and there will be a shadow in the field in the future.

"Those who have money are in small hotels outside, and those who have no money enjoy nature in the woods, envy. ”

Ma Dawei sighed that he talked about two girlfriends in college and fought in the grove, but in the end he blew it because it was too realistic.

Emperor Wu sighed with emotion, "From school uniforms to wedding dresses, I don't know how many innocent grasses I have to step on to death, I have long looked down on feelings." ”

Ma Dawei immediately sat up, "Roll the calf, you didn't love Lin Lingyao back then, what is happening now?"

"Contact Mao, I've already turned the page. ”

Lin Lingyao is a girl who was unsuccessful in Wu Di's pursuit in college, and she is also the only girl she liked with her heart before she met Kaibi Ora.

Ma Dawei picked up a skewer, flicked the pepper on it, and said meaningfully: "Also, with foreign wildflowers, how can you still see domestic flowers." ”

After a mouthful of nonsense, the skewers and beer were almost wiped out, and there was still the last bottle and a dozen meat skewers. Ma Dawei was about to open a bottle of beer to quench his thirst after making a sigh, but was kicked on the ass by Emperor Wu.

"Your MD is sick. Ma Dawei was confused, and was kicked by this kick and grunted twice, rubbing his buttocks.